Re: The Three Broomsticks

**Scorpius Malfoy** October 26th 2010, 5:57 pm

"Huh, seems like you do have most of that right," Scorpius said with a slight huff. "And would you quit it with the fake-dog comments! Of course Stitch is a dog! I mean, what other animal could he possibly be? He definitely acts like one and sort of looks like one," he said, soon taking a sip of his butterbeer. Also, Scorpius would freaking die if his two BFFs started flirting or noticing each other in a different light. It would just...it would not be okay. Good thing Pansy is blind to guys who don't have the first name 'Draco'. "Aww, that's sad Al," he said, giving his friend a sympathetic expression. "I mean, it's nice that you're getting your sister a gift...but bad luck on the whole dating scene. Listen, why don't you let me play matchmaker, yeah? I know most of the Slytherin girls pretty damn well...so I'm sure that I could find you a nice girl who's also a great shag."

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 26th 2010, 7:45 pm

And then Pansy and Albus made out and ran away to leave Scorp without their awesomeness for the rest of his life. The end.

JK JK JK.
I'll reply when I'm not typing on my ipod in class. Smile

Viktor Krum - Inactive October 26th 2010, 8:28 pm

I love my twin...

**Sirius Black** October 26th 2010, 8:56 pm

Lilu and Stich need to meet, js.

Ginny Weasley October 26th 2010, 9:27 pm

What...if Stitch tries to eat Lilu?
JUST KIDDING.
Stitch would probably love Lilu.
I still think that Stitch and Sirius should somehow meet...for I think Stitch would love Sirius just to piss off Pansy.

**Sirius Black** October 26th 2010, 10:33 pm

OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES.
I LOVE IT.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 4:39 am

Albus Severus wrote:Al is sure that Pansy looks very sexy in those knickers, but he's trying not to think about that right now, because this is his bro's BFF. Off limits. He rolled his eyes at Scorpius, grinning at Pansy's comment, because she's a lot cooler in person. Scorpius' stories about her do not do this girl justice. "Thank you very much," he says happily, smiling at Pansy before looking over at Scorpius. "And for your information, I came down here to get a gift for Lily Luna. Her birthday's coming up, so I figured I'd be a good big brother and get her something. Sorry to disappoint you, but I didn't come in here for a date. Shocking, I know."

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:"Huh, seems like you do have most of that right," Scorpius said with a slight huff. "And would you quit it with the fake-dog comments! Of course Stitch is a dog! I mean, what other animal could he possibly be? He definitely acts like one and sort of looks like one," he said, soon taking a sip of his butterbeer. Also, Scorpius would freaking die if his two BFFs started flirting or noticing each other in a different light. It would just...it would not be okay. Good thing Pansy is blind to guys who don't have the first name 'Draco'. "Aww, that's sad Al," he said, giving his friend a sympathetic expression. "I mean, it's nice that you're getting your sister a gift...but bad luck on the whole dating scene. Listen, why don't you let me play matchmaker, yeah? I know most of the Slytherin girls pretty damn well...so I'm sure that I could find you a nice girl who's also a great shag."

AHH SORRY I FORGOT TO REPLY. I'M AN IDIOT.

"Well of course I've got it right. I'm always right, and you know it." She rolled her eyes at him asking her to lay off the not-dog comments, because we all know that isn't going to happen. Stitch climbed on her, spit after licking her finger, and stole her food. They did not like each other and probably never would. Would Alsy really be that horrible, bff? I mean, you know they're both awesome, so they should be awesome together, right? LOL. Anyway. She turned to Albus, trying not to laugh. "I don't know if I'd trust him to pick you a girl. Whoever he picks probably only knows how to locate a broomcloset and close the door and open her legs." She shrugged, because that was how she generalized all the Slytherin girls that Scorp used to meet at designated times, at least until recently with the introduction of the whole 'girlfriend' factor in her bff's life. "You're probably better off picking your own girl, so at least you know what you're getting into."

**Albus Severus Potter** October 27th 2010, 4:47 am

*thought your first post was just fine*
>.>
<.<

Scorpius could so be the best man at the Alsy wedding, and he'd be the godfather of their sexy Alsy babies. Just saying. He was glad that Pansy was on the same page as him when it came to Scorpius' choice of ~~whores~~ girls. "I'm sticking with Pansy on this one. I'll find my own girls, thank you very much. Ones that are capable of having an intelligent conversation, like Pansy over here," he said, winking at Pansy just because he felt like messing with Scorpius some more.

Harry Potter October 27th 2010, 5:08 am

I approve of Alsy. <.<

Bye.

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 5:30 am

WTF

DEE

IMMA KILL YOU

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 5:31 am

I love Dee. <3

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 5:32 am

I AM GOING TO KILL HER

**Daphne Greengrass** October 27th 2010, 5:33 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:WTF

DEE

IMMA KILL YOU

Hello. I love you.

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 5:35 am

YOU

ARE

DEAD

**Daphne Greengrass** October 27th 2010, 5:36 am

Really?
Since when?
I feel quite alive, actuallyyyy.

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 5:37 am

*glares*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 6:12 am

Albus Severus wrote:*thought your first post was just fine*
>.>
<.<

*could totally edit*
>.>
<.<

Rolf Scamander October 27th 2010, 6:16 am

OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
and I know it's my post...but I'm supposed to be finishing this homework assignment and then I'll post here.
I DO NOT APPROVE OF ALSY AT ALL THOUGH. JUST THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT MY FEELING ON THE MATTER. YEAH.
YOU TWO BETTER ALKDSFJALKS;DFJASF;J. STOP.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 6:52 am

But... they're cute and way awesome. *dies*
The Three Broomsticks - Page 7 In51z4

Ginny Weasley October 27th 2010, 6:54 am

hlulsdkajf;slkdjf;alskdfj;akdjsfkjadshf
i hate you.
omg
akldsjf;lkj
i can't even...I CAN'T EVEN HIT THE SHIFT KEY FOR THAT I BECAUSE THAT JUST MADE ME ANGRY. AU ANGRY AND 2.0 ANGRY AKJDFAKSDHFKLJSDF

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 6:54 am

DOM
WE FINALLY AGREE
THIS IS SOMETHING SO STRANGE

**Albus Severus Potter** October 27th 2010, 6:55 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:But... they're cute and way awesome. *dies*

*dead*
AWWWWWWWWWWW

Ginny Weasley October 27th 2010, 6:55 am

WELL.
IT ONLY MAKES ME ANGRY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT 1.0 PANSY IS SO TOTALLY SCORPS....AND 2.0 AL IS TOTALLY SCORPS.
SO YEAH.
um.
hi.
...
....
.....

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:09 am

I was going to make one with all of Pansy's lovers.
But that would be a lot of work.

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:10 am

THE TOP ONE MAKES ME HAPPIEST

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