Re: The Three Broomsticks

Ginny Weasley October 27th 2010, 7:14 am

Really?
THE MIDDLE ONE MAKES ME HAPPIEST.
Plus...notice how they're the pictures with least amount of clothing.
It's no wonder we can't keep our hands off each other.

Guest October 27th 2010, 7:15 am

Dominique Weasley wrote:Really?
THE MIDDLE ONE MAKES ME HAPPIEST.
Plus...notice how they're the pictures with least amount of clothing.
It's no wonder we can't keep our hands off each other.

just going to...post this again...

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:17 am

It's funny, because everything like... fits.
Pansy and Draco are reasonably dressed and look pouty but sexy with some kind of eyefucking.
Pansy and Scorp are half naked, because why bother putting it on if it's coming right off?
Pansy and Al are both fully clothed and even have coats on. Because they're unicorns.

**Molly Prewett** October 27th 2010, 7:17 am

Dominique Weasley wrote:Really?
THE MIDDLE ONE MAKES ME HAPPIEST.
Plus...notice how they're the pictures with least amount of clothing.
It's no wonder we can't keep our hands off each other.

*points out that they're both too busy playing with themselves to even notice each other anyway*

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:22 am

Molly Prewett wrote:
Dominique Weasley wrote:Really?
THE MIDDLE ONE MAKES ME HAPPIEST.
Plus...notice how they're the pictures with least amount of clothing.
It's no wonder we can't keep our hands off each other.

*points out that they're both too busy playing with themselves to even notice each other anyway*

*loves her twin*

AND THERE IS MAJOR EYE-FUCKING ON THE PANCO ONES... It's like... WOAH NOW...

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:28 am

It's pretty intense. I have a feeling there will be a lot of that going on after they stop fighting so much. Whenever that is.

**Draco Malfoy** October 27th 2010, 7:29 am

You mean after 12-21-2012?

After then?

Guest October 27th 2010, 5:31 pm

Katrina was sweating head to foot when she entered, she managed to find herself a table and sat on the bench and waited for her butterbeer to come, she thought,"Why the hell, was it supossed to be such a damed day, that the sun had to show up at the last min. its so damn hot!"

**Scorpius Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 2:07 am

OOPS. SORRY. UMMMM....I FORGOT IT WAS MY POST WITH ALL THOSE OOC COMMENTS. SORRRRRRRY.

Panslut Parkinson wrote:"Well of course I've got it right. I'm always right, and you know it." She rolled her eyes at him asking her to lay off the not-dog comments, because we all know that isn't going to happen. Stitch climbed on her, spit after licking her finger, and stole her food. They did not like each other and probably never would. Would Alsy really be that horrible, bff? I mean, you know they're both awesome, so they should be awesome together, right? LOL. Anyway. She turned to Albus, trying not to laugh. "I don't know if I'd trust him to pick you a girl. Whoever he picks probably only knows how to locate a broomcloset and close the door and open her legs." She shrugged, because that was how she generalized all the Slytherin girls that Scorp used to meet at designated times, at least until recently with the introduction of the whole 'girlfriend' factor in her bff's life. "You're probably better off picking your own girl, so at least you know what you're getting into."

Albusted-ball Severus wrote:Scorpius could so be the best man at the Alsy wedding, and he'd be the godfather of their sexy Alsy babies. Just saying. He was glad that Pansy was on the same page as him when it came to Scorpius' choice of ~~whores~~ girls. "I'm sticking with Pansy on this one. I'll find my own girls, thank you very much. Ones that are capable of having an intelligent conversation, like Pansy over here," he said, winking at Pansy just because he felt like messing with Scorpius some more.

“Hey, I’ll have you guys know… that quite a few girls I’ve met can actually hold conversation pretty damn well. I mean, not only are they fantastic shags, but they’re smart too. Though…perhaps you ought to stay away from the Slytherins. I think quite a few of those girls aren’t as clean as they think they are. That’s why it’s important to get tested!” Scorpius said with a grin, which he’ll discuss more when his friends need some intense sexual advice. “Like….there’s this Ravenclaw named Audrey,” Scorpius suggested. “I mean, sloppy seconds may not be your thing….but she’s a great listener. She’s the reason I’m now with your cousin, for she helped me pull my head out of my arse.”

**Scorpius Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 2:07 am

OOPS. SORRY. UMMMM....I FORGOT IT WAS MY POST WITH ALL THOSE OOC COMMENTS. SORRRRRRRY.

Panslut Parkinson wrote:"Well of course I've got it right. I'm always right, and you know it." She rolled her eyes at him asking her to lay off the not-dog comments, because we all know that isn't going to happen. Stitch climbed on her, spit after licking her finger, and stole her food. They did not like each other and probably never would. Would Alsy really be that horrible, bff? I mean, you know they're both awesome, so they should be awesome together, right? LOL. Anyway. She turned to Albus, trying not to laugh. "I don't know if I'd trust him to pick you a girl. Whoever he picks probably only knows how to locate a broomcloset and close the door and open her legs." She shrugged, because that was how she generalized all the Slytherin girls that Scorp used to meet at designated times, at least until recently with the introduction of the whole 'girlfriend' factor in her bff's life. "You're probably better off picking your own girl, so at least you know what you're getting into."

Albusted-balls Severus wrote:Scorpius could so be the best man at the Alsy wedding, and he'd be the godfather of their sexy Alsy babies. Just saying. He was glad that Pansy was on the same page as him when it came to Scorpius' choice of ~~whores~~ girls. "I'm sticking with Pansy on this one. I'll find my own girls, thank you very much. Ones that are capable of having an intelligent conversation, like Pansy over here," he said, winking at Pansy just because he felt like messing with Scorpius some more.

“Hey, I’ll have you guys know… that quite a few girls I’ve met can actually hold conversation pretty damn well. I mean, not only are they fantastic shags, but they’re smart too. Though…perhaps you ought to stay away from the Slytherins. I think quite a few of those girls aren’t as clean as they think they are. That’s why it’s important to get tested!” Scorpius said with a grin, which he’ll discuss more when his friends need some intense sexual advice. “Like….there’s this Ravenclaw named Audrey,” Scorpius suggested. “I mean, sloppy seconds may not be your thing….but she’s a great listener. She’s the reason I’m now with your cousin, for she helped me pull my head out of my arse.”

**Draco Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 2:09 am

[*blinks* thanks for the recommendation]

**Albus Severus Potter** October 29th 2010, 2:11 am

HAHHAHHHAHAHAH
THE QUOTED NAMES
OMG
I AM DEAD

"By conversation, I mean they talk about topics and stuff, Scorpius. When a girl screams your name over and over again, that is not a conversation," he says, unable to keep the grin off his face. He'd rather not talk about Audrey right now, because he still finds it awkward that Scorpius is dating his cousin. And now that he thinks about it, he's not sure when Scorpius and Rose got together. He really hopes that it was after they drunkenly hooked up, otherwise Al and Scorp can kiss their lives goodbye if Rose were to find out about that.

**Scorpius Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 2:11 am

[*blinks* YOU'RE WELCOME. It's better than Pansy and Al...right? Right.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 4:55 am

"Al knows what he's talking about." She looked over at him and smirked a little, winking back at him just because it's fun. "You just leave him alone and let him find a good girl of his own, Scorp. Better than your ditzy little rejects, I think. ~~Hey, here's an idea, we could totally go out and hook up or whatever! Scorp would be thrilled, wouldn't you, bff?~~" She just smiled at her best friend as if she were the most innocent person on the face of the planet, her fingers picking absentmindedly at the woodgrain of the table.

**Scorpius Malfoy** October 29th 2010, 7:36 pm

And then the three of them skipped happily back to the castle, Pansy's arms around the Al and Scorp like Hermione's were when she was all giddy in HBP...which is funny that I'm comparing Pansy to Hermione. But yeah, with Dom going away for the entire weekend, it's best to just wrap it up. After all, this scene has been going on a long time.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** October 30th 2010, 1:22 am

Agreed. So the three best friends that anyone could have skipped back to the castle together. <3

Guest October 30th 2010, 3:54 am

Sirius leads Apolline in, taking a comfortable booth in the corner so that they can hear each other speak over the din of the other patrons. When Madame Rosmerta comes over, he orders them both butterbeers, and smiles at Polly. "So, why don't you tell me-- how come you decided to transfer this year?"

Apolline Delacour - Inact October 30th 2010, 4:04 am

Polly looks around as they go to sit down, instantly liking the place very much. It was cozy. She blinked when he asked why she'd decided to transfer - he seemed to be quite good at asking all the right questions to make her feel so uncomfortable. "Er, well...I guess I just wanted a change of scenery...plus eet was kind of my grandfazzer's idea. 'e wanted me to experience deeferent places." she shrugged. "After I finish school, 'e wants me to travel to deeferent countries wiv 'im." she didn't sound really thrilled about the idea, herself. It was a good response though - plus she didn't have to mention one of the other reasons she'd really transferred.

Guest October 30th 2010, 4:12 am

Sirius smiled, easily appeased in general, and didn't prod any more. "That's nice, Polly. And do you like it here so far? There've been so many transfers, a few from your school, and two guys from Durmstrang, too, there's that Viktor Krum, and some other guy in Hufflepuff, Krasmir. They all seem to be quite content at Hogwarts, but how about you? Are you finding the scenery-- and the people-- to your liking?" he asked.

Apolline Delacour - Inact October 30th 2010, 4:20 am

Oh she's found some people to her liking alright - take that Lucius fellow for instance. Hehe. "I 'aven't gotten to meet a lot of ze uzzer transfers yet, but, yeah, I'm liking eet 'ere. Zis school, and eet's grounds, are beautiful. Oh, and I did speak to your friend Peter ze uzzer week. 'e was very nice." she really wonders if Peter ever got around to telling Sirius about snogging her yet. It just seems like it'd be sort of amusing.

Guest October 30th 2010, 4:23 am

I hate you. Sirius hates you. Sirius will never love you ~~except he will when you are Remus~~. Sirius shrugged, smiling. "Oh, Peter's nice. He makes fantastic sandwiches for me, all the time, it's really nice of him," he said brightly, craving a Peter sammich right now with NO MAYO you French-girl-snogging jerk. "Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it here-- oh look, here's the butterbeer," he said, as Romserta brought it over. Lifting up his glass, he smiled at Polly. "Here's to a wonderful year for Apolline, here at Hogwarts!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact October 30th 2010, 4:37 am

*blinks innocently and wanders off*

"Wow, zat's nice of 'im." she smiled. "'e said some very nice zings to me when we talked. We'll probably 'ang out again at some point." she smiled brightly, thanking Rosmerta when she brought over their drinks. She blushed lightly at Sirius' toast and didn't know what to say - she really wasn't used to guys being so nice to her, wanting to be her friend, and not just being nice to her because they wanted to get laid. Pfft, who did they think she was, anyway? "Zank you, Sirius," she smiled happily, lifting her glass as well, "and 'ere's to Sirius, who's one of ze nicest guys I've ever met."

Guest October 30th 2010, 4:42 am

A girl who sleeps with Lucius Malfoy in the basement of Honeydukes? Just a thought. Sirius laughed at that, drinking to her toast and placing his glass down gently on the table. "Well, that's not something I hear too often, but it seems I've been hearing it plenty this week. Can't say I mind, either," he remarked, thinking about Remus and Millicent. "So, how do you like your first taste of butterbeer? It's quite delicious, isn't it? I love sweet things," he remarked, winking at Polly playfully.

Apolline Delacour - Inact October 30th 2010, 5:46 am

WELL. That's different...somehow...in a way that I'm too lazy to think of an explanation for right now. *nods*
Polly took a sip of her drink and giggled at Sirius' wink. "Well, eet ees quite delicious. Very sweet too, just like you." she smiled at him before giving a 'what the hell are you looking at?' stare to the creepy older guy sitting over at another table. Creepers were weird - she hated them.

Guest October 30th 2010, 9:50 pm

Sirius glanced over to follow Apolline's gaze, and scowled irritably when he saw some total creep staring at his date-- that just isn't cool. "Hold on, one moment, beautiful," he said to Polly, placing his glass down and promptly walking over to the Creepy Dude, some distance across the inn, too far away to hear, but perfectly in sight for Polly. He promptly says something that appears to be rather nasty and inappropriate, and the guy glowers and leaves the room, so as not to cause any trouble. Walking back, Sirius took his seat again, rolling his eyes. "Apologies, but I totally don't dig some old creeper staring, it's just seriously gross, and you didn't look amused. Though, I suppose that sort of thing happens to a girl as gorgeous as you a lot."

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