Re: The Three Broomsticks

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 2:29 am

"Get out! Short answers and not talking? That's so freaking annoying. How are we supposed to know that you're mad when you do it? Guys are the ones who always ask if something is wrong, and then girls just go 'oh, nothing.' So guys think everything is okay, and then the girls flip their shit because we didn't know that nothing meant something! This is why I never dated girl. This is why."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 2:33 am

Parvati rolled her eyes quite dramatically. "Well guys are the ones who are always stupid and are like did I do something wrong? Did I say something wrong?" She said, mimicking a guys voice as she said it. "Obviously if I am burying my face into your shoulder and crying and not talking something if fucking wrong," She said with a huff. "Guys are the mean ones who are always so freaking blunt and mean!" She said with a small glare. "Except for Alvin, he's not mean," She said, giving Alvin a smile before turning and glaring at Al again for a few seconds before sticking her tongue out at him.

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 2:45 am

"Because if you don't tell us then we won't know!" Though, Al is totally guilty of expecting Scorpius to read his mind, so he really shouldn't be talking right now. "Okay, if you cry and don't talk then that's obvious. But, a lot of girls get all huffy and just don't talk. How are we supposed to know what's wrong then!?" He rolled his eyes and bumped his shoulder against Parv's. "Difficult," he mumbled under his breath before winking at his friend. "So, marry Alvin then if he's so perfect."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 2:56 am

"You are supposed to read our minds, like duh!" She said, smiling as she leaned against him. "I would, but you know I kind of already told James that I would marry him and stuff," She said with a sigh as she continued petting Alvin's head. "Maybe Alvin and I can have a steamy affair though," She said with a shrug as she looked down at him and used her baby voice with Alvin. "Would you like that? yeah?" She asked, watching as Alvin's ears perked up and he cocked his head from side to side. "You're so cute," She said quietly with a smile. "Al, why aren't you petting Alvin?"

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 3:16 am

Al nearly gagged as he shot Parvati a look of horror. "Ew! That's beastality!" He glanced down at Alvin, then back to Parv. "Because...I don't like animals," he confessed quietly. "I am not an animal person, though it seems like everyone else in the world is, and I'm apparently a bad person for not liking dogs."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 3:27 am

"It's not going to be like a sex affair! We are just in love, jeez," She said as she rolled her eyes. "Al, he isn't going to hurt you," She said quietly. "Just pet him one time, come on, he is so sweet," She told him with a small nod as she continued to pet his head. "Just one pet."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 4:34 am

Al sighed as he glanced down at Alvin. He looked up at Parv, then turned his attention back to her dog as he leaned forward and gently pet him on top of the head, his hand barely brushing along the fur before he realized Alvin was sort of cute. He smiled as he scratched behind Alvin's ears, realizing that maybe having a dog with Scorpius wouldn't be the end of the world.

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 4:57 am

Parvati smiled as Al started interacting with Alvin. "He loves when you scratch him behind the ears," She said with a soft smile as she watched Alvin lean more towards Al's hand when he scratched behind his ears. She looked over to her side and picked up her plate, setting it in her lap before picking up the sandwich and taking a bite of it. "Mmm," She said softly as she chewed and swallowed the bite and looked down to see Alvin just staring at her with his puppy dog eyes. "Fine," She said rolling her eyes. "You can have one bite," She said as she held it out to him, letting Alvin take a bite of her chicken sandwich.

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 5:19 am

Al couldn't stop the small smile from spreading across his lips as Alvin leaned into his hand. He pulled his hand back after a while, then noticed that Parvati was...sharing her sandwich with Alvin, a dog. He wrinkled his nose and set his own plate in his lap, but didn't take a bit of it just yet. "Are you going to eat that now? After it's been in his mouth?"

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 5:30 am

Parvati blinked at him and looked down at her sandwich and then looked back up at Al. "Well it's not like he took it all in his mouth, chewed it, and spit it back out," She said with a light shrug. "I mean, he just took a bite. It's the same as me taking a bite of your burger and then you eating it afterwards," She said, not really seeing a problem with sharing her sandwich with Alvin.

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 5:46 am

Al stared at her, his lips parted in shock at what she was doing. "No, it's not the same because he's a dog and we're not. He's got, like, slobber and germs and whatever. Do you know dogs use their tongues to like...clean themselves? In all sort of places, yeah. I've seen it happen."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 5:48 am

Parvati slowly turned to Al and blinked at him in complete shock. "Are you an idiot!?" She asked him very seriously. "Don't you fucking put Scorp's cock in your mouth?" She asked him. "And do you still eat with your mouth? How is this any different? I put James' cock in my mouth all the fucking time and I still eat with my mouth. We brush his teeth."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 5:55 am

Al's jaw dropped completely, but he didn't let himself stay speechless for long. "Excuse me, are you comparing your dog's crotch to my boyfriend's cock? Because I assure you there's a difference. I would lick whipped cream off of that. Your dog? Not so much. Sorry, but I'm just not into that sort of stuff."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 5:59 am

"Well yeah of course I am not going to suck Alvin off, he is like my child," She said, her brows furrowing. "But still, like I would share a sandwich with James after he went down on me and after I went down on him," She said with a shrug. "And after I go down on James I kiss him and he tastes himself which is probably weird for him but you know it's a way of life babe." She said with a shrug. "And you've gots to get over it if you don't like it," She said before taking a bite of her sandwich.

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 6:06 am

Al arched an eyebrow as he looked over at Parvati. "Oh Princess, do not get me started on messy. I'm a gay teenager. I know messy. I once kissed my own cum out of my boyfriend's mouth after he sucked me off. But, I will not eat something that touched an animal's mouth. That is just disgusting."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 6:08 am

Parvati blinked at him a few times. "Okay, well you act like an animal sometimes, in a good way of course, and I would eat something that touched your mouth," She said with a shrug. "I guess I am just nicer than you and I don't judge Alvin just because he is a dog and not a human," She said as she pat his head and leaned down towards him, kissing his head. "Don't worry baby, you were born this way and I love you."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 6:15 am

Al rolled his eyes and shook his head before bringing his burger to his mouth and taking a bite. "I told you," he mumbled after swallowing his first bite. "I don't like animals. He's very cute, but I'm not going to share my lunch with him. That's just...ew."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 6:17 am

Parvati rolled her eyes. "You're such a drama queen, Al." She really thought he was being a drama queen. It was just a sandwich. "They have done studies that show that a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans so you know whatever whatever you do what you want."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 9:03 am

"Doubt it." Al rolled his eyes and took another bite. He wasn't going to let talking about dog slobber ruin his appetite. "I bet you let him lick your face too. Disgusting."

**Parvati Patil** June 28th 2011, 9:07 am

Parvati blinked at him a few times. "Well yeah," She said with a light shrug. "That is just his way of giving me kisses," She told him very seriously. "How could I deny him kisses? I mean I can't not let him kiss me. Right Alvin?" She asked as she leaned down towards him, puckering her lips as she kissed at him. It was only moments later when Alvin's tongue swiped across Parvati's lips and she grinned widely. "You're so cute," She told him before turning to Al and just staring at him. He sure was being a little shit today.

**Albus Severus Potter** June 28th 2011, 9:24 am

Al scrunched up his nose in disgust, clearly not amused with the idea of being licked by an animal. "Oh, ew! He totally licked your lips and everything. That is just wrong! Sorry, but I just don't see the appeal in loving animals. People are way better. They can talk, they're clean, and you can have sex with them. Seriously, I will take my sweet man kisses over dog 'kisses' any day."

**Parvati Patil** June 29th 2011, 4:38 am

Parvati blinked a few times at Al before she leaned over and pressed her lips to his cheek, holding his face close to his as she practically made out with his cheek. She pulled away with a small smile. "There is no difference in a dog doing that to you and me doing that to you," She said honestly. "I mean, it's the same basics, tongue and stuff you know."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 30th 2011, 6:04 am

"Oh, ugh...Parv! What the hell?" He wiped at his cheek when she pulled away, then glared at her as he tried to think of how to react to someone sucking on his cheek. "It's not the same! Dogs are disgusting. I want Scorpius' tongue in my mouth, not Alvin's."

**Parvati Patil** June 30th 2011, 6:19 am

"Al, you're being a drama queen," She told him with a shrug. "His tongue wasn't even in my mouth," She pointed out and then stood up. "Come on, let's go over to the park," She said, holding out her hand for him to grab. "Then we can play with Alvin and you will realize how great he is. Or you can just watch me play with him if you want."

**Albus Severus Potter** June 30th 2011, 6:43 am

"Am not." He took her hand and followed her out to the park with Alvin, smiling at the dog despite his obvious dislike for animals. "I'll play with him. Just make sure he keeps his tongue to himself and everything will be just fine."

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