Re: The Pansy Protection Police

Blaise Zabini November 3rd 2010, 11:40 pm

-Clambers over Scorp to get to Pansy-

No no. I love you the most. IN A FRIEND WAY. Not

And Draco... -clutches crotch- I just cant do that. How would I get a job without my PHD?

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 11:41 pm

*SHOVES BLAISE AWAY*

FINE OPTION THREE- WE KILL YOU

NOW PICK A DOOR BLAISE

ONE
TWO
OR
THREE

Blaise Zabini November 3rd 2010, 11:43 pm

Can I phone a friend?

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 11:43 pm

*runs in Pocahontas style and flings self on Blaise*
IF YOU WANT TO KILL HIM, YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TOO. *dramatic hair-mess over-the-shoulder stare*

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 11:44 pm

*PULLS PANSY ASIDE AND CASTRATES BLAISE*

THERE LOOK

HE'S ALL ALIVE AND NOW HE'S NOT DANGEROUS

GOOD DEAL?

and yes Blaise if you must you can phone any friend who IS NOT PANSY.

Blaise Zabini November 3rd 2010, 11:46 pm

-Gets out phone book and flips through it-

No... Thats you.. Thats Scorp... and Pansy.

Uh. I only have three friends. You, Scorp and Pansy. We have an issue here.

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CASTRATED ME! BASTARD!

REPARO! Its never going to be the same again.

Ginny Weasley November 3rd 2010, 11:47 pm

This...is getting ridiculous.
I SAY WE DON'T KILL HIM. I don't agree with Death Eater ways *stares*

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 11:49 pm

I didn't kill him! I just eliminated the threat! <3

And I am always ridiculous dear.. that's what I do.

BLAISE MIGHT I SUGGEST DOOR TWO? THE ONE THAT INVOLVES A CERTAIN VOW THAT YOU CAN UPHOLD SO AS TO RETAIN YOUR MANHOOD?

Blaise Zabini November 3rd 2010, 11:52 pm

BUT I MIGHT BREAK IT AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY WINKY AGAIN.

I chose option 4. That if I do step out of line you can kick my arse. Okay. Good.

-Puts on aviators- Now who am I fucking up?

**Draco Malfoy** November 3rd 2010, 11:57 pm

... *watches INCREDIBLY CLOSELY* You put one TOE OUT OF LINE AND I AM CUTTING YOUR WINKY OFF
*laughs at the 209384092384092348 HP quotes and puns in that one sentence*

CURRENTLY WE ARE ON SIRIUS WATCH

**Sirius Black** November 4th 2010, 12:25 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:CURRENTLY WE ARE ON SIRIUS WATCH

-sharpens knives, battle axes, katanas, broadswords, torturing devices...-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 4th 2010, 12:28 am

*offers bare hands because those seem to be pretty functional as well*
WAIT. I DON'T GET TO BE MY OWN PROTECTOR DO I?
This group seems like I'm being treated like some sixteen year old girl who doesn't know how many boys want her in a broom closet. And that's just preposterous.

**Draco Malfoy** November 4th 2010, 12:33 am

*STARES*

*STARTS HUMMING SOUND OF MUSIC*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 4th 2010, 8:04 am

I find it ironic that the chief is the one who has hit her the most.
I am just saying.

**Draco Malfoy** November 4th 2010, 8:08 am

HUSH HUSH

*HAS LEARNT THE ERROR OF MY WAYS*

*IS NOW SUPER PARANOID AND PROTECTIVE*

ALSO PPP THIS IS OUR SONG