Re: The Pansy Protection Police

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 2:10 am

OKAY I'LL HOLD YOU!!

Lord Voldemort November 30th 2010, 2:20 am

It's good to be the Dark Lord.

Theodore Nott - Inactive November 30th 2010, 3:05 am

...Why is Theo not in this group?

Can Theo be in this group? Since ya know, he loves Pansy as his bff and doesn't like the idea of bad boys getting in her pants?

Guest November 30th 2010, 4:01 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:WELL THAT'S IN A DREAM SO UNLESS WE STOP HER FROM SLEEPING FOR NOW WE CAN'T DO MUCH

AND IF HE GOES NEAR HER IC AGAIN I WILL FIND HIM AND CASTRATE HIM.

don't worry when we go near each other IC nothing will happen sexually
we have a duel planned though so we need to build up tempers?
so they'll argue sometime soon

**Draco Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 4:39 am

....... Physical contact and you lose your balls.

Got it? Good.

Guest November 30th 2010, 4:45 am

*shrugs* He might hit her.

**Draco Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 4:47 am

You'll lose more than just your balls for that one.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 4:54 am

What, you guys think Pansy can't rip his balls off herself if she wants to?
GEEZ YOU STUPID BOYS, PANSY CAN BLOODY WELL TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.

Guest November 30th 2010, 4:58 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:What, you guys think Pansy can't rip his balls off herself if she wants to?
GEEZ YOU STUPID BOYS, PANSY CAN BLOODY WELL TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.

**Draco Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 4:59 am

WELL SHE ISN'T BEING ALL THAT SUCCESSFUL. IF SHE WAS THEN BLACK SHOULDN'T CURRENTLY HAVE BALLS.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 5:04 am

It's more fun to kick him when they're there.
And he already screams high enough with them, I think I'm just afraid of what would happen if he screamed sans-balls.

**Draco Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 5:05 am

Hogwarts doesn't need windows does it?

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** November 30th 2010, 5:06 am

I rather like the windows.
And my ear drums.

Tristan Raksha November 30th 2010, 7:44 am

Theo taught her Crucio.

She's good. :]

Crucio his balls Pansy! DO EETTT.

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