Re: I make Hungarian Horntails look like Puff the Magic Dragon.

[Draco Malfoy]

Ari just insinuated Drarry.
I just flew across the room and throttled him.

[Draco Malfoy]

You might not be sterile, little Malfoys, but how do you only manage to produce one child per generation? I forgot, inbreeding tends to do that.

Because all the other sods in my family seem to be gay.
And because JKR made me marry the boobed wonder. No one wants to come within screaming distance of that thing.

[Ginny Weasley]

Pansy.
No picture spam.
It is taking everything in my power to control Scorpius at Pigfarts now. I mean, ohhhh the opportunity.
BUT I MEAN, THREE TIMES IN A DAY? Let's calm ourselves.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

ONE CHILD PER GENERATION BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SEVEN TIMES. ONE ANGEL IS PLENTY.

AND IF YOU EVEN SAY ONE THING ABOUT DRARRY I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO UNION MYSELF AND MURDER YOU WITH MY FINGERNAILS.

Picture spam?
What's that?

Spoiler:

[Molly Prewett]

Molly was pregnant six times. Duh.

[Draco Malfoy]

ONE CHILD PER GENERATION BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SEVEN TIMES. ONE ANGEL IS PLENTY.

AND IF YOU EVEN SAY ONE THING ABOUT DRARRY I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO UNION MYSELF AND MURDER YOU WITH MY FINGERNAILS.

EXACTLY.
WE GET IT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY.

And Ash please come up here. We can bury him in the snow.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

You think I'll leave behind enough to bury??

[Charlie Weasley]

*wrinkles nose*
Just because I have a horny mind...doesn't make me a rabbit.

It makes you a viable candidate for hot weaselcest.

Just sayin'

I'd use a charm ;D

[Molly Prewett]

Spoiler:

I didn't say anything.

[Arthur Weasley]

I wouldn't call the Malfoy children angels, but that's beside the point. You only get it right on one try because any other tries you'd have would come out with multiple heads from the inbreeding.

[Draco Malfoy]

Weaselcest.

And this is why we're friends.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.
I HATE MYA'S GUTS.

[Ginny Weasley]

*dies*
Ohhhh goodness.
IDK what to think anymore about all this.


AND THANKS A LOT PANSY.
You're awesome.

[Draco Malfoy]

Mya.

I want to kill you.
YOU ARE BLINDING ME. WHORE

OH LOOK AT THIS LINK

KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY

REMEMBER THAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

I'm sure Molly remembers.

[Molly Prewett]

EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.
I HATE MYA'S GUTS.

I feel better now.

And I am NOT clicking that link, Tam. We remember. We. Remember.

[Draco Malfoy]

I hope your mind is crying now.

[Molly Prewett]

I'm laughing too hard. And I have a tab full of Drarry images, so I'm constantly amused. And armed. XD

[Charlie Weasley]

Spoiler:

I didn't say anything.

MUMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

Can we bake cookies together?!??!?!?!? And then send them to cat with a box that has an ironed on picture of the Drarry???!?!?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

AND THANKS A LOT PANSY.
You're awesome.

You're welcome.

[Draco Malfoy]

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DG:

ASH

BONER

BACK

FUCK YOU

[Arthur Weasley]

Or we make the cookie dough into Drarry shapes. That would be just as effective.

[Draco Malfoy]

Or we make the cookie dough into Drarry shapes. That would be just as effective.

.....

I WILL THROW MY COOKIE DOUGH AT YOU!

[Arthur Weasley]

Technically, I bought the cookie dough so it's mine. And then you would be wasting it, and I would get more cookie dough.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

kjGHZioerTJKO"EWGHRSK
GJH"GRSDG
}ZHLBFJSK":SD:HGKSK
DG:

ASH

BONER

BACK

FUCK YOU

Oh. I'm very sorry. Look how sorry.

[Molly Prewett]

I love my family.
I feel like it's almost time for Molly to start baking Special Cookies again...
Good times, good times.

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