Re: The Whomping Willow

**Sirius Black** August 13th 2010, 8:56 pm

[Sirius loves Alice, just saying. They better be friends in 2.0]

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 8:59 pm

[I second this statement!]

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 9:00 pm

"You--YOU KILLED SOMEBODY?!" he yelled. "MY GOODNESS. And you WONDER why mom always sends me the Prada bags when I ask for them and not you! YOU'RE A MURDERER, ALICE! MY SIBLINGS KILLED A PERSON!"

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 9:06 pm

Caradoc Dearborn wrote:[Sirius loves Alice, just saying. They better be friends in 2.0]

[OVERPROTECTIVE!FABIAN WILL NOT ALLOW.

SHOW 'EM YOUR RIGHT HOOK, ALICE!]

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 9:13 pm

"WHAT? Mum sent you a Prada bag!? Well then, you aren't getting your Hermes scarf back!" Alice huffs. "Gideon didn't do anything. He just watched. Molly punched the guy in the face, and then, this is the good part. I RAN HIM OVER WITH MY BARBIE JEEP. SEE THE BLOOD ON THE WHEELS?" She points to the blood stains. "It was the greatest day of my life. You get such a rush when you almost kill someone. It's like you're watching Death hack at someone with his scythe."

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 9:17 pm

"Wait," Fabian says slowly. "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY SCARF? FUCK YOU ALICE. JUST... FUCK YOU." he said angrily before turning happy again. "Wait a minute, who did you kill?" he asked as he looked at the tires.

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 9:29 pm

"Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I needed it to wash off my wheels. So unless you want a bloody scarf, you aren't getting it back," Alice says with a shrug. "Oh, he was a girly looking dude. He was wearing eyeliner. He looked like he could be Sirius' sister, actually. Viktor's boyfriend... I forgot his name."

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 9:35 pm

Fabian headgrounded. "You... Killed Regulus." he said bluntly. "Well, at least it wasn't a puppy, thank goodness. I mean, a person is one thing, but animals... That's another."

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 9:46 pm

"S-so, I'm a terrible person for killing Chuck the Squirrel?" Alice asks, her lip quivering. "I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. PAPA NEEDS TO SPANK MY CHEEKS RED AS CHERRIES FOR THE CRIME I HAVE COMMITTED. Dammit, I need to learn to use the freakin' potty! And I need to stop murdering poor, innocent little life forms!"

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 12:08 am

Fabian hugged her in a comforting manner until hearing the 'potty' bit. He retracted a bit and looked at her. "Alice. You learned years ago, I thought. Merlin, Gideon has been an awful influence on you, hasn't he?"

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 12:24 am

"What? Ever since I started wearing these fake denim Huggies jean diapers I've forgotten how."
The Whomping Willow - Page 5 Hvq5p2

"So, Fabian," Alice says, "what have you been up to in the bajillion years that we haven't seen each other? What happened with you and Viktor after the party?"

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 1:38 am

Alice and Fabian talk for hours upon hours because he is the greatest brother in all the world. And then when they are done talking for hours upon hours, Alice rides into the sky in her Barbie Jeep, and Fabian fabulously sashays off in a puff of fabulous pink smoke.
The end... unless Cissa decides to disregard this and post. *shrugs* Either way. Either way is cool.

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 2:08 am

Alice Prewett wrote:"What? Ever since I started wearing these fake denim Huggies jean diapers I've forgotten how."

"So, Fabian," Alice says, "what have you been up to in the bajillion years that we haven't seen each other? What happened with you and Viktor after the party?"

[NO. I'M JUST A LAZY PERSON. I LOVE YOUUU.]

"Well, I haven't been up to very much," he says, and pauses at the mention of Viktor. He really doesn't know what to say, seeing as... Well, he just doesn't really know what to say, really.

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 2:33 am

"Oh, really?" Alice says with very wide, unbelieving eyes. She takes a puff of her random, magical joint that is always there and stares at Fabian. "What happened? You can trust meeeeee! You've always been my favorite. We're like, homies, you and I. If you did anything, you know, SEXUAL, then I won't blame you. I'll be all, 'YAY FABIAN' and then I'll yell at you for being a hypocrite."

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 2:38 am

Fabian sighed. "Promise not to tell anyone? Like, total promise. Like, we're not talking pinkies, Allie, we're talking... Big toes. Yeah. That big." he paused, and, after a moment nodded. "We slept together. And, I mean, I don't really know where we stand... I don't even know if he broke up with Regulus yet! But... I like him. A lot." he looked a bit scared for her reaction, as Alice was very unpredictable.

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 2:45 am

"Big toes," Alice repeats. "That's big. That is, like, intense. WAIT, WHAT?" Alice splutters, pouncing on Fabian and almost knocking him to the ground. "YOU BANGED VIKTOR KRUM? I mean, You banged Viktor Krum?" She looks around them for eavesdroppers and then returns her attention to Fabian, satisfied. "So? He and Regulus did not look very cozy at the spin the bottle game the other day! Maybe he likes you better. He probably does, I mean, you have it all. You're fabulous AND a Prewett!"

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 3:09 am

"Aww, why thank you!" Fabian giggles before really realizing what she was saying. "Woah, wait. What do you mean they weren't cozy?"

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 3:15 am

"Viktor and Sirius kissed during the game and Regulus started bitching. So Molly slapped him and I nearly killed him," Alice replies. "They just seemed... off, if you know what I mean."

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 3:26 am

Fabian looked around, as if to make sure nobody heard anything. He quickly hugged Alice. "I am so proud to call you guys my siblings," he said in a whisper before breaking apart. "Seriously, he's been so bitchy lately. Don't tell Viktor I said that though--it would break his heart. He's been trying to hang on to like, what they had."

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 3:36 am

"He's clearly PMS-ing," Alice agrees. She stuffs her joint away and rolls her eyes. "Regulus doesn't know what he has, it seems. I don't even know him that well and I can tell. I just feel bad for Viktor."

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 3:43 am

Fabian nodded. "I know, right? I mean... Imagine Viktor as like... A teddy bear, right? A big, strong, muscled, sexy, amazing, brilliant, magnificent, smart, funny, charming, sweet, sensitive, romantic, talented--erm... Teddy bear. And Regulus is like... A seam ripper. And it's like, every thing he says rips a stitch out of poor Viktor, but he's still trying to hang on because--well, because he's so amazing, brilliant, magnificent, charming, sweet, sensitive, and romantic. Oh, and because he still thinks he's in love. That too." he nods. "I mean... He just... He deserves more, is what I'm trying to say."

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 3:53 am

Alice blinks. "You know, that actually made sense in some strange way." She thinks for a minute and turns to Fabian. "Yes, he does deserve more. He deserves you. He had sex with you. Doesn't that mean anything? What did he say afterwards?"

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 3:56 am

Fabian paused. "Well, um... He said 'oh shit', and then we talked, and then he told me he loved me, and then I told him I loved him, then we snogged, then I gave him a loofah and then he went to scrub the glitter off."

**Alice Prewett** August 14th 2010, 4:05 am

Alice flails wildly and smacks Fabian in the face. By accident of course. "HE LOVES YOU? LOVES YOU? AND YOU LOVE HIM? FABIAN, THIS IS BIG. Fabian, it's wrong for him to be with Regulus when he loves you. If he really loves you, then he'll break up with Reg." She pats Fabian on the arm. "Did I ever tell you that I think I'm psychic? Well, I know when people want to talk to me, and then I'm just there ~~because anything related to RP is planned in advance~~. I have to be psychic! I have a feeling that he and Reg broke up. I JUST KNOW IT." Silly Alice has been smoking too much weed again.

**Lucy Weasley** August 14th 2010, 4:26 am

"That's so Alice, it's the future I can see, that's so Ali--Sorry, were you speaking?" Fabian asked, the 'That's so Raven' theme currently on his mind. "I'll be sure to tell you first when... erm, if he does." he smiled.

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