Re: The Whomping Willow

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 19th 2010, 5:06 am

"Just plotting ways to, er, fight the heliopaths," he says, grinning, "and you?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 19th 2010, 5:07 am

"Really?" she inquires with wide eyes. "I was just reading about them actually, but I think you noticed that when you walked over here. Is that why you laughed?"

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 19th 2010, 5:10 am

"In fact it is," he says, running a hand through his hair as he looks at her, sitting down in the grass underneath the tree. "I thought it was quite a funny coincidence, of course, it's a pretty big deal - I s'pose now everyone knows that they have to be stopped," he says, very seriously.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 19th 2010, 5:12 am

She nods because this is a very serious matter, but she's shocked that someone else understands how dangerous they are. "I know! I just wish more people would take the Quibbler seriously. Most people this it's rubbish."

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 19th 2010, 5:19 am

"Well they're the crazy ones, then. Believing all the rubbish that the Prophet posts - hardly any fact in that these days, just because the Quibbler decides to throw in a bit of humor..." He shakes his head, partly for dramatic effect, and partly in amused disbelief at their conversation.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 19th 2010, 5:21 am

"Tell me about it," she sighs. "So what else have you been up to? Besides planning the destruction of heliopaths?"

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 19th 2010, 5:28 am

He shrugs, "Oh, you know - nothing out of the ordinary. Studying. Plotting. Dancing..." he trails off - surely Luna wasn't somebody who he needed to be embarrassed around. "And you?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 19th 2010, 5:30 am

-dies-

Luna smiles. Another dancer? Luna remembers the dance lessons she took when she was younger. Yes, she took dance lessons because in the Lunamort fanfiction she took them so in AWF she had them too. Bite me. "You dance too? That's nice. I've mostly been spending time with my boyfriend, Rolf."

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 19th 2010, 5:34 am

Gellert smiles despite himself - so she danced as well? He was happy about that, but he decided ~~to cherish his fiery burning passion to be a ballet dancer within the realms of his heart~~ to stop talking about dancing - he was almost blushing, and Gellert Grindelwald doesn't blush.. "Lolf?" he mused, "Luna and Lolf. Have you two been together for long?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 19th 2010, 5:38 am

Alex growls because it was a silly typo but it's sort of funny because Eowyn did the same thing in the Gellerus smut when she called Gellert, Gellerus. "Erm- we started dating about a week before prom," she says because I have no idea how long they've been together since AWF time works differently.

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 2:05 am

Alice appears in a puff of totally awesome purple smoke. Too bad no one was here to see it.

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 2:15 am

Fabian descends from the heavens in a spurt of pink sparkling amazingness and fabulosity. "Oh! Alice! Didn't see you there--how are you, oh beloved sister of mine?"

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 2:24 am

Alice nods in appreciation at that lovely, fabulous entrance. Because not nodding in appreciation would be considered a sin. "Good afternoon, dear brother. I am quite fantastic, thank you very much," Alice responds, leaning on the hood of her Barbie Jeep, which has been here the whole time. It goes everywhere with her now. "And how are you? I don't think I've seen you in a bajillion years. I saw you briefly at the seventh year party, but I didn't get to say hello because you disappeared shortly after with Viktor Krum. Your outfit was certainly fabulous, though," Alice says, eating a cookie thay sadly is not Special, because Molly is a meaniebuttface who only shares with Gideon.

PAUSED

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 5:37 am

Fabian does a little bow. "Well, thank you very much, Alice," he says with a smile. "And I---wait. What in the name of Vogue were you doing at a seventh year party? THOSE THINGS ARE NOT MEANT FOR YOUR YOUNG VIRGIN EYES, ALICE."

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 5:43 am

Alice blinks innocently. "I was partying. What do you think I was doing? Well, actually, Gid snuck Mol and I in," she replies with a shrug, like it was no big deal. "Hey! I don't have 'virgin eyes'! These eyes have seen a dick, thank you very much!" Alice does the shifty eyes thing. "Damn... I forgot I was working on my brain to mouth filter."

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 6:23 am

Fabian conjured a glass of water, took a sip, then promptly spat it out all over the place. "You... You WHAT?! JSHASD. JSHASD, ALICE! WHAT THE FU--HELL?! WHOSE WAS IT? I'LL RIP IT OFF, I SWEAR."

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 6:26 am

Alice grimaces as water and spit land on her. She dries herself with her wand. "It was, erm, the penis of a magical owl monkey," she lies. "They have really big penises."

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 6:31 am

Fabian pouted and narrowed his eyes. "Why do I doubt that?" he asked through squinty eyes. "Seriously. Whose. Penis."

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 6:33 am

"What is your skull full of, Fay? Who do you think? Frank's," she says, giving up. She wasn't a very good liar, anyway. "Though, I did straddle Sirius Black the other day, and I could tell that his Shaftzilla is impressive without him even having to take off his pants."

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 6:58 am

PAUSED

Mya Lupin August 13th 2010, 7:00 am

Inner!Molly just facepalmed so hard she knocked herself out. She feels like she's safer this way...

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 8:19 pm

Alice Prewett wrote:"What is your skull full of, Fay? Who do you think? Frank's," she says, giving up. She wasn't a very good liar, anyway. "Though, I did straddle Sirius Black the other day, and I could tell that his Shaftzilla is impressive without him even having to take off his pants."

Fabian has officially fainted. He can't... like... what. Just, what. He eventually rises and glares at Alice as he holds his head. "WHAT THE HELL, ALLIE?"

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 8:31 pm

Alice giggles. She can't help but find this whole situation funny. "Well, with Frank it was sort of an accident. You know, the usual. He whipped it out and I looked at it, and then I sort of got on top of him. The details are a bit fuzzy," Alice says with a smirk. As a little sister, it was her job to make Fabian as uncomfortable as possible. "And then there was Sirius. After I made out with that girl, that Luna girl, Sirius Black and I snogged. I think I was high at that point," she rambles.

**Lucy Weasley** August 13th 2010, 8:34 pm

Fabian isn't able to function, at the moment. When he finally gets his head on straight, (Hahaha, Fabian? Straight?) he's only able to sputter out "FRANK? PENIS? FUZZY? SIRIUS? LUNA?! HIGH?!" he feels a bit dizzy, as well. Poor guy.

**Alice Prewett** August 13th 2010, 8:43 pm

Alice nods. "Maybe Sirius, Luna, and I had a threesome. I don't even remember at this point. But you can ask Gideon and Molly. They were there," Alice says, straining to remember. "I think we killed someone, actually."

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