Re: Secluded Area of the Lake

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian doesn't really know what to say because he thinks that Reg is a total girl and is actually humored by the situation. So he just purses his lips and clicks his tongue. "What a pig."

[Guest]

Eowyn dies of laughter because FABIAN thinks Reg is such a girl. HAHHAHAHAHAH. Regulus doesn't notice, and nods in agreement. "He can be such a jerk sometimes. -insert whiny emo rant here that Eowyn refuses to write out while feeling so chipper, and it's not like Fabian would really be listening anyway-" he whined.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian nodded. "I'm so sorry, hon. You know what, you need a pick-me-up! Like, shoes or a purse. Or a puzzle. I like puzzles. Not the really big ones, though. The twenty-five piece puzzles--with the lions? Yeah. That."

[PAUSED.]

[Guest]

Regulus smiled a little, because one can't stay emo around Fabian Prewett. "I think I'll pass on the purse. Maybe shoes, or a puzzle. I always liked puzzles, actually," he said, feeling a little better.

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian nods. "Shoes always cheer me up. Oh, last weekend I was in Hogsmeade, actually, and I saw this super-cute pair of heels and TOTALLY thought of you. Like, they were these nice black open-toed wedges and they were so cute. I wish I had bought them for you. Merlin knows you need them now." he smiles a bit. "We have to go shopping together. And not like last time. Like, shoe-shopping."

[Guest]

AND THEN MUCH FUN WAS HAD, REG GOT A MANICURE, NEW SKINNY JEANS, AND NEW SHOES, AND ALL WAS WELL IN THE WORLD.

And some time passes.

AND NOW REG IS HERE AGAIN. Studying. Again. Poor guy. Don't envy fifth years. O.W.L.s remind me of the SATs....

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius walks over and smiles when he sees Regulus with his nose in a book. Poor kid is starting to look like Percy. "Here to interrupt your studying again," he said with a smirk as he sat down next to Regulus.

[Guest]

Aw. He really is. All the fifth years should be, honestly. Regulus smiles when he sees Lucius, and puts his book down in relief. "Can't say I'm upset about the distraction. How are you, Lucius?"

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius frowns slightly as he thinks of his encounter with Rose, but shrugs it off and smiles. "Fine. Rather bored, actually. But doing nothing is better than studying if you ask me."

[Guest]

Regulus grinned. "Indeed it is. I suppose I could join you in doing nothing for a while. What do you usually do, besides nothing?" he asked, because he really knows nothing about Lucius. He doesn't even know he dances.

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius shrugged and looked down at his pimp cane, lighting running his fingers down it in a somewhat loving manner. "Taunt Mudbloods, piss off the Weasley's, brush my hair, dance...Nothing exciting, really."

[Guest]

Regulus is surprised at Lucius' choice in words- it's been a while since he was around anyone that used the term 'mudblood,' after all. "Sounds like a good time. Wait, did you just say dance? You dance?" he asked, not in a derogatory manner, but out of curiosity.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Oh. Did I say that one out loud? It's not something I usually tell people, but yes, I do dance on the rare occasion." Or all the time. "I like doing things that I'm good at, you see."

[Guest]

"Yes, I imagine most people enjoy exercising their talents- mine is quidditch, hence why I used to practically live at the pitch. I'm rarely there, these days, though," he said with a note of regret. "I really ought to get out there more. What kind of dance do you do?" he asked, not really knowing anyone who dances other than probably Narcissa.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Quite a few. Ballroom obviously," he said as if everyone knew how to do it. "I took up ballet to help me get more flexible which has come in quite handy," he added with a smirk.

[Guest]

"Oh, wow. I really can't dance. I never got lessons, I guess, I was only taught to play the piano," he said. Eowyn wishes Reg were Sirius right now, because Sirius would so make this conversation more fun. However, Regulus is kind of an idiot, and he's too innocent to get it. So he just looks up at him blankly. "How so? Do you do gymnastics or something too?" -headdesk-

[Lucius Malfoy]

"...No," he said as if that was a stupid question because it was. He then burst out laughing. "You really are as innocent as you look, aren't you?"

[Guest]

Regulus facepalms exasperatedly. "Why does everyone always say that!? I don't get it," he said, looking rather hopeless. "I'm really not that innocent. I'm not!"

Eowyn headdesks again.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"...Sex is way better when you're flexible. That's why I took up ballet," he explains as he tries to hold back his laughter. "You should try it sometime. I'm sure what's his name would appreciate it."

[Guest]

"... Oh. Ohhh. Oh." HEY IT'S RED AS A QUAFFLE TIME FOR REG! YAY! Regulus is red as a quaffle. Hhehehhehe. "I... I think my sex life is fine without me putting on a tutu, actually. I think I'll pass on the ballet. Though I do hear male dancers have amazing bodies, don't you have to be really ripped for some of that stuff?"

[Lucius Malfoy]

"I do not wear a tutu," he said in a stern tone. "And yes, dancers are pretty ripped. I would know," he said with a smirk.

[Guest]

"Oh, because you guys share a dressing room? I guess that makes sense," he says, oblivious. Poor kid. I bet Lucius has slept with every male dancer in his school. Poor Reg. He can't talk about sex with people he barely knows. And he's so hopelessly innocent. Lucius is going to learn that very quickly....

[Lucius Malfoy]

Lucius opens his mouth to correct Regulus, but decides it's no use. "Yes, Regulus. That's why. Because we share a dressing room," he says as he shakes his head in disbelief and tries not to laugh.

[Guest]

"Oh. Okay. So, er, do you fly at all? Quidditch is a lot more my thing than dancing," he said with a chuckle.

[Lucius Malfoy]

"Oh. Well, not really. I love the sport, but I'm usually more of a spectator. I fly around at home all the time, but I never felt the need to try out for the team," he said with a shrug.

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