Best fanfiction lines

[HorcruxHunter]

Okay, so we all read it. We all LOVE it.
this is the place to dump all the funny, sweet, romantic, or just plain amusingly awkward lines from whatever fanfic you may be reading. I'll start

"Remus awoke at 5am to see James pacing up and down the doorway, swearing under his breath. Disjointed words floated across the room to Remus's baffled ears.

"Lily... need to tell you... bloody hell!... it's been amazing... oh, sod it!"

He spun around, reaching into the pocket of his dressing down to draw out a black velvet box, and almost collapsed onto one knee.

"I love you, will you marry me?"

James hadn't noticed Remus's return to conciousness, and was greeted with his best friend's startled gaze.

"Bloody hell, mate, I like you and everything, but honestly..."

[Remus Lupin]

OMR BWAHAHAHAH XD *just saw this*

That is HILARIOUS!!!