Re: Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

[Draco Malfoy]

[OMR BOTH IN YOUR BOXERS!!! *dies*]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*is jealous*]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Roman history? Septimus Severus?]

[Yes yes! *is excited someone knew* And Caracalla the badass son!]

[YES!!!!!!! *is excited that someone else knows about SS* I did a project on him a couple of years ago... I called him because of his name... it was a great project!]

[My friend and I freaked out when he was mentioned in our art history class. Twas fantastic.]

[when my teacher read our or list of project options and she read his name I actually leapt out of my seat and shouted "I want that one"]

[Guest]

[And to think, poor Tam, that it really won't go any farther because A) It is WAY too much fun torturing you B) Sev wouldn't cheat on Remus no matter how drunk he was and C) Prolonging any Snaco seems like devious fun to me]

Severus gapes in awe - at the boxers, not anything else, no - and is jealous. "THOSE ARE TOTALLY AWESOME!" He bends down and touches the pretty shiny dark mark on the fabric, because it is peeerrrrttyyyy. "It's SO PURRR-TY! I WANT BOXERS LIKE THOSEEE!" Severus hugs Draco happily. "YOU ISS SPAYY-SHALLL! VERY SPAYY-SHALL! Ohmyrowling, can we be SPECIAL FRIENDS!? I WANT A SPAY-SHALL FRIEND!" he declares, his arms wrapped around Draco's muscular back.

[Guest]

[OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SEV'S BEEN DRUNK AND HASN'T ANNOUNCED HIS POSITION AS LORD FROGGIE WHAT THE FUCK]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[It's cause Pansy's not there. Everything's gone wonky!]

[Guest]

[But I like it. Haha! DRACO/CONNOR PERSON YOU'RE AWESOME. Do you have a Facebook?]

[Draco Malfoy]

[And to think, poor Tam, that it really won't go any farther because A) It is WAY too much fun torturing you B) Sev wouldn't cheat on Remus no matter how drunk he was and C) Prolonging any Snaco seems like devious fun to me]

[*is now sobbing*]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[*is dead. so dead, that she is deader than a dead person who is dead* why am i still hereee?]

[Guest]

[I should correct that. Won't go any farther tonight.]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*is dead. so dead, that she is deader than a dead person who is dead* why am i still hereee?]

[But Dee, I'm your horcrux, you can't be dead! Unless I'm dead too... *checks*]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[will someone bring me fooood? *whines*]

[Draco Malfoy]

[I should correct that. Won't go any farther tonight.]

[*perks up*]

[*is dead. so dead, that she is deader than a dead person who is dead* why am i still hereee?]

[But Dee, I'm your horcrux, you can't be dead! Unless I'm dead too... *checks*]

[I just busted a gut laughing.... I don't even know why...]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*still checking to see if she's alive*]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[Pansy's jealous. Oh no's!]

"I CAN GET YOU SOMEEEE!" Draco did not imagine want Snape would look like in the boxers. Or without them... He embraces Snape because he had never been told he was so special by anyone. "YAY! I AM SPAY-SHAWLLLL! TAKE THAT, POTTYWOTTY!" He attempted to fist pump the air, but failed. Instead, he rested his head against Snape's chest. He was very happy with this position. For many ways beyond it just being comfortable. He pet Snape's hair and laughed, "WE CAN TOTALLY BE SPECIAL FRIENDS! I don't have many friends, ya knowww. Just peoples who follow me because they are SCAREDY KITTIESSSS!" He mimicked a kitten and purred as he rubbed his head against Snape.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*is so not laughing, nope nope i'm not* but I am jealous...]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[But I like it. Haha! DRACO/CONNOR PERSON YOU'RE AWESOME. Do you have a Facebook?]

NOOOOOOO. D: Everyone asked on the last forum.
I am forbidden to have one.

I'm lucky I'm allowed to be here. Hehe.
Thankfully, my parents have never thought about online forums before.....

[Draco Malfoy]

[OMG Connor... me too!!!!!!!! I'm just not telling mine about this... SHHHHHH!]

[Guest]

Severus growls at the mention of a 'Potter,' and slides his fingers through Draco's hair. "I don't like POTTYWOTTY! He's MEAN! He hurts Lily Flowers, that's not very niiiiice. Nope, not nice. And I know nice! 'Cause you're niiiiiice." He totally is not turned on by the nearly-naked man pressed up against him and purring. "I don't has friendssss, no I does not! 'Cept Lily Flower. But PANSY WON'T BE MY FRIENDDDD, 'CAUSE I LIKES A LOOPY! SHE'S MEAN!" Severus pouts, hugging Draco again because he is sad, and not because he would like nothing more than to be in the man's strong arms.

[Guest]

[But I like it. Haha! DRACO/CONNOR PERSON YOU'RE AWESOME. Do you have a Facebook?]

NOOOOOOO. D: Everyone asked on the last forum.
I am forbidden to have one.

I'm lucky I'm allowed to be here. Hehe.
Thankfully, my parents have never thought about online forums before.....

*cries, because I cannot mock Pansy on Facebook with you*

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Draco looks up at Sev at the mention of having no friends, "I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, SEVERIUS! We're SPAY-SHAWL friends, 'member!?" He pouted and tried to think of a way to get Pansy on board with Snape and Loopy, "MAYBE! MAYBE I WILL TAKE KERBIT AND WE WILL TALK TO PANSAYYYY. And we will convince PANSAYYY that she must, MUST support you and Loopy. Looooooopy. That's fun to sayy. Me likey da wurd LOOOOOOPY!" He suddenly felt very woozy. "WottyPotty is stuuuuupid. He has a Weezleby as his fwiend and he could have had MEEEE. WHY DIDN'T HE PICK MEEEEEEEEEE?! He chose Hermiepants and Weezleby. I was saaaaaad. Sad Dracokins!" He sways a little before he collapsed on Snape, "Severius - me sleeeeeepy. Wuvvy snooooooozy."

[I actually have to go to bed. XD IT'S LATEEEEE.]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Just for reference, loves, Pansy had officially told Dee today that she doesn't care anymore what Severus does. So, she doesn't care if he wants to be with Remmykins. It's whatever. BESIDES, how else would I be getting my drinking buddy back?]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[Well, Draco hasn't talked to Pansy since his return has he? Bummmmmmer.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[night Connor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[NIGHT TAM! I'll set my security alarm for youuuuu!]

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