Re: The Showers

[Guest]

Regulus laughs and nods. "Fine, show me- but not before I at least get the bath started- I feel gross," he said with a laugh. He walks over to the big giant bathtub and fills it with water and bubbles... lots of bubbles... MOUNTAINS of bubbles... good for you know... plotting behind... *shifty eyes*

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and walks up behind Regulus, gently kissing him on the neck as he pulls out a rubber duck and squeezes it, smirking as it quacks in Regulus' ear.

This one: Just your typical duck...


Alex and her inner Viktor are dead. They are never coming back.

[Guest]

EOWYN HAS LIKE 02756032850 DIVISIONS FOR THE UPCOMING BATTLE, YES SHE DOES. SHE IS PREPARED TO WIN.

Regulus screams and falls into the bath with his jeans still on. "OMR! DUCKY! AHAHHAAH! The squeak... it scared me," he said with a laugh, climbing out of the tub and removing his now soaked clothing, then jumping back in. "Fine, come on, bring your stupid duck."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

UM. VIKTOR KRUM IS THE KING DUCK. REG IS GOING DOWN!

Viktor laughed and pulled off his clothes, climbing into the tub with Regulus. "I have more. Lots more. Don't say I didn't varn you."

[Guest]

"... You have more? Oh, but I bet you don't have nearly as many as I do," he said with a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye. Oh, Krum may be a big duck himself- but Reg commands THE BEST.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I'm sure that I have at least twice as many as you do," he says as he releases the generals.

[Guest]

Regulus stares blankly. "Four? Four generals? Puh-lease bitch, I'm a Black. I'm the HEIR. I'VE BEEN TRAINED FOR YEARS FOR RUBBER DUCKY WARFARE." Regulus summons his generals.




"You don't stand a chance."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes. "You haven't seen anything yet. Besides, quality is better than quantity-- and I have both of those,' he says proudly as this BAMF duck rises from the bottom of the tub.

[Guest]

[NO WAY I HAD THAT DUCK IN MY ARMY. I WAS ABOUT TO POST HIM. OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
OH YOU JUST WAIT I'LL BRING SOMETHING BETTER...]

Regulus scoffs at the ninja duck. "Your ninja duck doesn't stand a chance against this one..." Regulus calls forth one of his personal favorites.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs. "I'm terrified. Honestly, I am," he says rolling his eyes as the cheerleaders cheer him on:


"I stole this von from Fabian."



"Beat. That."

[Guest]

OMR HAHAHAHA.

"Psh, THOSE are your cheerleaders? Show 'em, duckies!" Regulus summons HIS cheerleaders.



They do a ton of cool flips and shit because this is MAGICAL rubber ducky warfare.

"As for your admittedly fabulous Fabian duck- beat this. HE'S GOT BLING, DAMMIT."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor's referee ducks take Regulus' cheerleaders out because they're splashing Viktor. FOUL.


"Psh! That's nothing," he says as he sets forth the pirates of the tub.


"Bring it on, bitch."

[Guest]

Regulus laughs loudly, and summons his own pirates. "COME ON, YE' SCURVY SEA RATS! TAKE 'EM DOWN TER DAVEY JONES' LOCKER!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor glares at Regulus for copying all his ducks and sends out the squirters that are charms to squirt water in his face. Muahahaha.


"I really think you should just give up now."


"Your ducks don't stand a chance."

[Guest]

Regulus rolls his eyes because Eowyn had her pirates picked out last night. "Duckies, I summon thee!"




"Show Viktor what we're made of, dammit."




Fabulous duck starts singing Lady Gaga and performs with his back up dancers.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OMG DEAD.

Viktor scoffs. "Super ducks unite!"


He smirks as these ducks challenge Regulus' ducks to a dance off:

[Guest]

OMG OMG THAT SECOND PICTURE OMG THAT'S AMAZING I WANT

Regulus rolls his eyes and grins, and pulls out...



"MR. T, I CHOOSE YOU! THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVE A MR. T RUBBER DUCK. YOUR DANCING DUCKS JUST PASSED OUT FROM SHEER AWESOME." Regulus looks suspiciously at the super ducks, and brings out his soldiers... just in case.



He then smirks and calls upon- "COWBOY DUCKIES!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"James Dean beats Mr. T any day. Just saying."


"And I can't forget about this little guy," he says as this one rows out


"He al- vot the hell? Your ducks play dirty!" he exclaims as sees what Regulus' ducks did to one of his favorites.

Good thing Viktor has these:

"Come on out, Henry," he says as little Henry flies out of the bubble mountain.

"Ya mon."

Viktor smiles smugly.

[Guest]

Regulus gapes at that last ducky, but shakes his head. "I have the king of rubber ducks.. No really, I have THE KING!"



"IT'S A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOOOOOVEE!" sings the rubber ducky, and his sheer amazingness blows half of Viktor's ducks out of the stadium. The neutral rubber ducky audience looks on in awe.



Regulus glares at the rubber ducky in the plane, and summons forth his own duckies from the mountain.



"ROCK ON, MAH DUCKIE PEEPS!"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes as this awesome duck flips around the tub.


"Sorry, senor. My ducks are still better."

"DRINK THEIR BLOOD, DRACULA!"


Viktor summons one of his favorites and sings.


"Rubber Duckie, you're the von,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day ven I
Make my vay to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber Duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you!"

[Guest]

Regulus bursts out laughing at his song, and promptly throws his arms around Viktor and kisses him. "Your song may be good but-" he stops mid-sentence and shrieks at the Dracula duck. "NO! NOT MY DUCKIES!!! FRANKENSTEIN DUCK SAVE THEM!"



Regulus starts to grow afraid, and pulls out his hippie duck.



"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY! LOVE AND PEACE MAN, LOVE AND PEACE. Can't we all just get along and sing Kumbaya?" Hippie nods and pulls out a pipe and starts smoking in the tub.

Regulus shakes his head at hippie duck- he was hoping for hippie BAMFness, then remembered they were always too high and peaceful to be BAMFs. "That's it. WHERE IS MY KITTY ARMY?! KITTIES?"



"MEOW QUACK. WE'RE SPECIES-CONFUSED AND WE'RE ANGSTY ABOUT IT. FEAR US."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor sends out his psychiatrist duck to talk to the confused ducks about their problems.


He smirks as he brings out the distractions, commanding the chef ducks to cook for Reg's ducks and the hippie ducks to distract Reg's hippie duck by doing what hippies do.


"Don't even try beating this. Don't even."

"Show 'em vot you got, circus freaks!"

[Guest]

Regulus face palms as the hippies get together and do their hippie thing, while the cat-ducks start crying and singing Kumbaya in group therapy. While many of Reg's ducks are now busy nomming on yummy food, not all of them are. "WE AIN'T DEAD YET!"



Regulus nods and sends out the real BAMFs... They first look just like eggs, then POP CRACK-out they come.



"WE SHALL DO BATTLE." They arm themselves and attack with full force- the force of all their cuteness. Viktor's ducks stop fighting Reg's armies to stare and awww at the cuteness while they're cut down by Reg's soldiers.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor jaw drops because he honestly never thought he'd see the day when his ducks were defeated, but it's not over yet! "That von't vork on this duck. He doesn't think anything is cute," he explains as this duck comes out of the water and growls.


Viktor glares at the cute ducks even if they are adorable and sends out this duck. He laughs as the cute ducks swim away, screaming.


"And you can't beat the classic. You just can't," he states all matter of factly as this next duck wins over everyone's hearts with his poetry.

[Guest]

Regulus swoons at Shakespeare duck because I mean, the guy reads romance novels- Shakespeare is just win for him. He then shakes himself out of it and calls upon something else... a new force. "If cute won't work- then maybe PURE EVIL will! That's right... DEMON DUCK, EMERGE!" From the fiery- er, watery- depths of the water comes.... DEMON DUCK.



THAT SHIT IS SCARY DAMMIT. He is not done, however- for nothing comes close in sheer awesome as a Kingdom Hearts duck, and if Eowyn didn't use the Axel duck, Joel would kill her.



"HAHAHAHAHA. IMA SMITE YOU- WITH MY FIERY POWERS OF AWESOME- while I am not staring at Roxas' arse..." Axel ducky makes half of Viktor's remaining duckies burst into FLAME.

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