Re: The Showers

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor is in shock at the evilness and sends out these two because you can't hurt a baby. That's just not okay. It's like a goat. No one could battle a baby or a goat. Ask Harry Potter. Even he can't do that morally.


Farmer Duck swims out from behind Viktor, followed by his farmyard friends.


Viktor looks at Regulus with a mischievous glint in his eye. "Like I said, don't say I didn't varn you. Come on out ladies. Show him vot you've got."
Viktor smirks as the sexy, lady ducks come out all giggly like and swarm around Regulus and the gay aura that surrounds him.

[Guest]

Regulus screams in horror and shields his eyes from the scary lady rubber duckies in lingerie. "OMG NO STOP MY EYES THEY BURN GO AWAY OMG THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE ME-- WHO DO I KNOW THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF ALL THOSE LADY DUCKS? I KNOW, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK!" Regulus flails and shrieks and hides behind his hands from the scary lady ducks while THIS BAMF jumps out.



"DID SOMEBODY SAY CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW- oooh, LADY DUCKS!" Jack swims after them and takes them all away to 'board his ship,' yes he does.

Regulus glares at the stupid baby ducks because he really can't hurt a baby. "Fine! You want to play it that way? YOU CAN'T HURT THIS! It's a UNICORN! It'll damage YOUR SOUL." Regulus knows these things, yes he does- Djinn told him like five months ago.



Unicorn Duck chases away all of Viktor's farm animals while the baby ducks stare in awe.

Regulus face palms when he's left alone to deal with the rest of Viktor's army. "FINE! FINE! I SURRENDERRRR! Can't we talk this out? How about a little diplomacy!" Regulus pulls out his last ducky.



"COME FORTH AND HEAR ME OUT, CITIZENS OF DUCK LAND-"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor blinks. "Yo Regulus-- I'm happy and I'mma let you finish, but Viktor Krum has the best duck army of all time. Of all time!"



Journalist ducky gets this all written down to publish in the Daily Prophet.

[Guest]

Eowyn pointedly ignores that the rubber ducky is not Kanye West, but is rather Snoop Dogg. Regulus hangs his head in shame and sighs. "I admit defeat, oh Ducky Overlord Viktor. I shall now end my days as a lowly ducky warrior far beneath your status." Regulus pulls out the last ducky of all, and pouts.



"I am at least worthy of a duckily awesome death, right? I PUT UP A FIGHT DAMMIT."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and leans over to kiss Regulus lightly on the lips. "I love you, you know that? I really do. Even if you vill never beat me at anything."

[Guest]

Regulus grumbles and crosses his arms, but kisses his Viktor happily. "I love you too. This was the most fun I've had in- this is the most fun I have ever had. EVER." Regulus laughs and throws his arms around Viktor as the surrounding ducky survivors awww.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and wraps his arms around Regulus. "Me too, but I think it's time to get out now. Ve've been in here for quite some time now, not that I don't like it," he said with a grin.

[Guest]

Regulus nods and climbs out of the tub, toweling himself dry and dressing. "We're amazing together. We really are. The rest of the world is just so jealous they aren't as awesome as we are."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs as he gets out of the tub to dry off and get dressed. "Exactly. They can try, but I don't think they understand that ve vere born this vay."

[Guest]

Regulus grins and wraps his arms around his now squeaky clean lover, and smiles at their reflection in the mirror. "We're perfect together. We really are. Look at us," he said smiling happily.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Ve are." Viktor smiles as he looks at their reflection before turning back to Regulus and kissing him softly on the lips. "I love you. So much."

[Guest]

"I love you too, just as much," he said quietly, returning the kiss and staring up adoringly at him. "I'm glad we have each other. Now let's get out of here before they send out a search party for Viktor Fucking Krum."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiles and takes Regulus' hand to walk out of the showers with him, leaving the ducks behind to chill until next time.

[Romilda Vane]

[...I love you two. Much more than words can convey.]

[Parvati Patil]

Parvati enters the showers, fills up the bath, and quickly removes her clothes. She steps into the warm water, reveling in the feel of it on her skin, and finds herself grabbing a loofah to scrub herself because the mean things Reg said hurt her feelings and now she feels like a dirty whore. When finished, she climbs out, wraps a towel around her body, and moves over towards the faucets and turns the drain handle.

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

Evan wanders into the bathroom for a shower. He takes his shirt off and tosses it aside on his way to a stall, and promptly bumps into a chick. Wearing a towel. He puts his hands on her waist to steady her.
"Whoa - easy there, darlin'!"

[Parvati Patil]

"Oh! Sorry!" Parvati says quickly in surprise. One of her hands quickly moves to grip the top of towel to hold it closed around her body, while her eyes wander to his chest and abdomen then back up to his face. "Hi," she says flashing him wide smile. "I'm Parvati the School Slut."

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

Evan feels his lips fall into a smirk as she obviously checks him out. He lets his own eyes do a little wandering, even though his hands have yet to release her waist. Damn, but that towel covers practically nothing.
"Evan."

[Parvati Patil]

"Hmm," she hums while thinking for a moment. "Evan's not a very common name around here. Am I right in concluding that you're Penny's brother?" she asks curiously, not making any movement to remove herself from his grip. It's been ages since she's felt the pressure of a guy's hands on her like this, and although she feels guilty for doing this to Neville, she finds something about Evan simply irresistible.

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

Evan grins, but there's something predatory about it. He finally lets go of her waist, but one hand trails down over her hip as he drops them, and he makes no move to step back. "You know Penny? Yeah, she's my little sister. Sweet kid. Well, Parvati, any friend of Penny's..." he lets the sentence trail off.

[Parvati Patil]

Parvati's eyes don't leave his face and her mouth parts open slightly as she feels his hand trail over her hip. "Erm, yeah," she says collecting her thoughts after a moment. "We've err, met a few times," she says, deciding to not mention that she was present the night that Penny was raped, for Parv isn't sure how Evan would react to that. "She's a really nice girl...wouldn't mind getting to know the family a little more," she says cocking her head slightly to the side.

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

Evan's head tilts slightly to the side as well, his eyes following the curve of her exposed neck. "Well, it's just me an' Pen now, and I can speak for the family when I say we'd just love to see more of you. But y'know Penny, she gets a bit serious about her studies.... she don't have so much free time."

[Neville Longbottom]

But y'know Penny, she gets a bit serious about her studies.... she don't have so much free time."

[Please excuse me while I die of laughter.]

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

[lol Nev ]

[Parvati Patil]

"Oh," she says letting out a small sigh. "That's a shame then. Perhaps maybe I'll just have to spend time with only you. Though, I don't see that necessarily being a bad thing," she says with a smile. "You are awfully...nice," she says, subconsciously licking her lips while preventing her eyes from wandering to his body again.

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