The Official I Hate Sirius Black Club

[Guest]

Founded by Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape.

Come one, come all!
Tell us why you hate Sirius!
Though, it may take all of eternity to list all of the reasons.

I HATE SIRIUS BLACK BECAUSE HE STOLE MY FUCKING BOOK AND USED MY FUCKING SPELL ON A PREGNANT WOMAN!

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I hate Sirius Black because he hurt Elise/Fleur.
I also hate him because he smells like wet dog AND is mean to Sev and Loopy.


Kerbit hates Sirius Black cause he's SIRIUSLY lame.

[Guest]

Kerbit hates Sirius Black cause he's SIRIUSLY lame.

*Makes a new list, labeled "Why Draco Malfoy is Way More Awesome Than Sirius"*

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

YESSSS! TAKE THAT, SIRIUS!
-victory dances-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-would not make Sirius a sandwich-

[Guest]

Would you make me a sandwich, if I payed you in froggies?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Of course!!!
-gathers ingredients-

Just to warn you.... my sandwiches are like an orgasm in your mouth
Ask Draco

[Guest]

What's that?
I only heard 'Draco' and 'orgasm in my mouth'.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

hehehe
-gives Sev an amazing sandwich-

[Guest]

-orgasms-

[Draco Malfoy]

I HATE SIRIUS BLACK BECAUSE HE'S A DICK WHO ALMOST KILLED MY BABY, and me... but yeah THE BABY!!!!!

[Danni Grindelwald]

I hate Sirius Black because he's sexy! And a jerk!

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

-joins-

I think we all know my reasons.

[Molly Prewett]

[*hugs Fleur* If you want some more ammo - don't forget the "I love Sirius Black" stamp on my forehead, I've been walking around with that for two freakin days! Grr.]

[Draco Malfoy]

Poor Mya.... I'm sorry love.... that is the worst!

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

[I'm sorry you had to deal with a silly stamp like that -hugs- When Fleur can finally look him in the face, she'll probably add that to the list of things to yell about.]

[Molly Prewett]

[I already jinxed his precious couch - next time he sits on it he may as well have been rolling in poison ivy ]

[Draco Malfoy]

So much love for you right now Mya... so much

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

[I'm proud! I guarantee Fleur will laugh at him when this happens. She's going to a bitterpuss.]

[Molly Prewett]

[*tries not to be too self-satisfied* Ah, who am I kidding - go me!]

[Draco Malfoy]

also Draco and I want to shave his hair off... what think you?

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

I approve. Highly approve.

[Molly Prewett]

[don'thatemeIkindoflikehishairit'sprettycan'tyoujustcausehimlotsofpainanddiscomfort?]

[Fleur Delacour - Inactive]

[You can just look at Connor's hair.]

[Draco Malfoy]

no, I want him to be fucking miserable...

EXACTLY FLEUR!!!!!!!

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