The Official I Hate Scorpiass Malfoy Club

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Because we hate him.
We do, yes we do.


Presidents, Founders, General All Around Best People Ever: Pansy & Penny

[Penelope Rosier]

oh we really and truly do. especially when he spreads nasty lies about people... >.> *pulls out knife and shanks him*

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Oh please Penny...it's not a lie that you are a giant whore and that Pansy is a slut. It's common knowledge.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

As a matter of fact, I am not a slut.
Thanks.

[Penelope Rosier]

and to follow up Pansy there, I am not a giant whore. there's a difference between being a tease and being a whore

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Whatever helps you two sleep at night.

[Claire McCann]

Well, flying noodles!
I was planning on telling Penny about Scorpius.
Now, I may have to take my prison shank for protection.

[Rose Weasley]

*skips in wayyyy late*

What's up, my homies?

We need a battle cry, I think...

[Draco Malfoy]

I WANNA JOIN THIS..... AND POINT OUT THAT PANSY FOUNDED THIS... JUST SAYING...

[Scorpius Malfoy]

My daddy is joining this?! I'm gonna go jump off a cliff now... but before I do:

Scorpius goes and fucks Pansy one last time. It is so hot, sexy, and passionate that Pansy knows she will never be pleasured like that again.


Okay....*goes to jump off cliff*

[Draco Malfoy]

WAIT... YOU NEED TO BE MY BEST MAN... You can jump after that.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Can I go die now daddy? I mean, I was the best man and now my girlfriend is dead. Seems very Romeo and Juliet.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

NO. NO YOU CANNOT.

[Draco Malfoy]

My wife says you can't. So apparently not. Sorry. Tough cookies.

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