Re: Sherwood Forest

**Dean Thomas** May 12th 2010, 4:09 am

[Hahahha nice...]

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 1:49 am

Dean comes to his forest, in this tight tights of course, and frolics around. He is here frolicking because he probably will no longer have a forest once 2.0 starts. He runs around merrily giving all the trees nice hugs. He leaps into the flower beds and rolls around like a little puppy. This is totally normal behavior for a straight black man <.<

Neville Longbottom August 22nd 2010, 1:51 am

oh my gosh. I love you.

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 1:52 am

Hehe, I love you too!! Feel free to join Smile

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 1:52 am

Luna skips in wearing pink, sparkly tights because I love pink. Bite me. "Enjoying a nice roll in the ~~hay~~ flowers, Dean!?" she asks merrily as she prances around in place.

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 2:01 am

"Oh yes I am! You should try it!" He rolls up to his feet -AVPM style- and has little flower buds in his hair. "Ooo, nice tights!!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 2:04 am

"Thanks! Yours are nice too. Very tight." Luna does not check out Dean's arse while looking at his tights. >.> MOVING ON. "I do love rolling around!" She tumbles to the ground and rolls around like Draco Malfoy in the floweryness.

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 2:13 am

"Thanks! I worked hard to get them this tight. Granted, I can't really feel my legs but OH WELL!" He starts doing cartwheels and backhand springs in the flowers. "Isn't this place so...MERRY!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 2:16 am

"IT IS!" She jumps up and copies Dean by doing some cartwheels. "How did you find it!? It's so...so...totally awesome and merry and jolly!"

-cries- I have to go to get my haircut! I'll be back later! <3

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 2:25 am

He sits criss cross applesauce and stares wide eyed at Luna, he spoke in a super serious voice. "There I was, walking along a road, when I heard a weird noise." He cleared his throat and yelled "MMUUCWAAA MMUCWAAA! So. I had to investigate. I walked down a path made of jelly beans and sugar cubes. Off in the distance I saw this warm yellow glow. I went through two large bushes that looked like a couple of foxes. Once through the bushes I found the source of the sound. It was a little birdy, sitting on the shoulder of a bear. Naturally I was a bit terrified, BUT the bear spoke! It's name was Little John. He told me I could inherit this forest if I proved myself worthy. He told me there was a King..King John, that was making ridiculous taxes." He stood dramatically and stuck a heroic pose. "I must defeat this King!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 5:25 am

Luna stares wide eyes the whole time, looking very intrigued by the thrilling tale. "Woah. A bear named Little John!?" She was pretty sure that Little John probably wore an awesome green hat. "This King John sounds like a bad, bad man! That's terrible! Do you- Do you need help defeating this King John!?"

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 5:36 am

He is still in his pose. "No need my fair maiden, for it's already been done." He sits back down and looks at her seriously. "Here's what happened. I learned to become an amazing bow man. I entered a competition and WON! Suddenly I found myself in King Johns castle. I stole all his gold back, and gave it to the poor. The king was so depressed that he lost all of his gold, that he FLED THE COUNTRY! I came back to the talking bear and told him of my adventure. He told me I was worthy to own this forest." He gestured around. "Then, a bunch of talking mice came out and delivered my my tight tights and this cool hat with a feather, which I lost on a windy day. Soo, I've owned it ever since." He looked of into the distance like they do in the movies.

Rolf Scamander August 22nd 2010, 5:36 am

ROLF COMES IN AND FUCK LUNA AGAINST A TREE. IT'S SO FUCKING HOT AND AMAZING THAT DEAN CAN'T HELP BUT MASTURBATE BECAUSE IT'S LIKE AN AMAZING PORNO. YEAH. THAT AMAZING. BE JEALOUS.

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 5:37 am

DEAN THEN SHANKS ROLF AND LAUGHS AT HIS ABSENCE OF A PENIS, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT THE BOLARS ATE IT!! SORTA HARD TO FUCK ANYONE RIGHT?! GTFO!!

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 5:41 am

"That...is...awesome. Of course you won! You're Dean Thomas! You were born to succeed! Especially in being a bow man. You're so wonderful, giving to the poor," she says looking impressed as she stares at Dean's face. "Maybe...Maybe one day you'll find it again. Maybe..."

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 6:02 am

He scratches his imaginary goatee. "I hope so. I like having my own forest to run. I never saw any of those talking creatures again though. They seemed cool, and would be welcome in my forest anytime they'd like!" He nodded. "Hmm. I think Giggity would like it here. I'm trying to decide what to do with the little guy when I leave Hogwarts." He stands back up, does a standing back tuck, then sits like nothing happened.

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 6:13 am

Luna blinks as if nothing happened. "OH! I haven't thought about Tom. I would miss him, but I know how much he loves it here. I'd hate to make him leave. I suppose I could always come visit him," she says with a sigh. "I just...I already made him leave Sweden. I can't make him leave home again."

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 6:18 am

YET YOU GOT IN ON, ON TOP OF HIM -stares-

"Yeah, that's true. I just don't want him to be lonely. I'd be so worried about him being here with a bunch of new 1st years being immature around him. ~~Or people trying to fuck on top of him~~." He picks a flower and tucks it behind his ear.

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 6:26 am

THAT WAS ON A THESTRAL
NOT A SNORKACK >.>

"That's true," she says, noticing how nice Dean looks with a flower in his ear. "Maybe I will take Tom home with me. He would love living at the Rook! Or wherever I end up living after school."

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 6:31 am

"Well, if I get a big enough place, I'll take him with me. But if I get a flat..then there's no way I'll be able to keep him." He sighs dramatically.

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 6:34 am

Luna sighs sadly. "I'm really gonna miss them. I remember when we first went to Sweden to find them. Good times. Gooood times."

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 6:36 am

"Yes..Yes..Good times." He reminisces about the awesome adventure. "We should go back." He nodded like a smooth criminal.

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 6:39 am

"WE SHOULD! Rolf can come too! All three of us!" ~~And maybe we'll have a hot threesome in the tent!~~

**Dean Thomas** August 22nd 2010, 6:41 am

"Yeah! And I can meet him!" Although, the technically already has. "That would be fun!!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** August 22nd 2010, 6:46 am

"OH! You do need to meet him! I wouldn't want you and Dom to think I made him up!" -stares-

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