Voldemalfoy's Secret Area

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

You're not allowed.
-glares-

[Guest]

I'M ALLOWED =D

[Draco Malfoy]

*pouts*

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Sorry, Tam.
It's for US only.


;D -pets Voldy-

[Guest]

-Purrs-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-is somewhat ok with this now...sorta-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I never asked for permission.
I'm a rebel, Luna.

[Guest]

Everyone loves a rebel Harry Draco.

[Guest]

-runs in and sparkles, laughing manically-

YO. VOLDEMORT. DUDE. YOU'LL NEVER KILL ME.

I'M INVINCIBLE.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE MADE OF SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.

[Guest]

-Stares at the sparkling kid and whispers to Jinglepuff in Parseltongue-

What in the flying fuck is that thing? Looks like a disco ball on crack.

[Guest]

I COULD EAT YOU.

-grinds teeth menacingly-

[Guest]

-Giggles- Aw look at how dangerous the little disco ball thinks he is.
-ties a Hufflepuff scarf around the sparkle monsters neck and hangs him from the ceiling-

DRACO! Look now we have a sexy disco ball!

[Guest]

i FIND that i do not enjoy this treatment!

[Guest]

No you like it -giggles some more and starts dancing in the now sparkly room that I find to be very arousing-

[Guest]

i do not FIND it to be...arousing in the least!

but i can tell you, when i do get...aroused...it's HARDER and COLDER than you've ever seen.

[Guest]

And sparklier?!

[Guest]

-nods-

i FIND that it is....then again...I've only had an affair with one person...my one true love...

-spits because she's really ugly and is a copy of bellatrix lestrange-

but you--you are almost as pale as I am! -spins around on ceiling-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

A disco ball?
I love disco balls!

-pokes sparkly thing-
What are you?
You remind me of a craft store.

[Guest]

well i find YOU to be an arrogant piece of yellow blondey scum.

WHERE'S THE MUSIC?!

[Guest]

Draco, meet our new play thing, Eddie.
Eddie, meet my new sex slave, Draco.

-Grins-

[Guest]

-blinks a lot of times-

i find it offensive when you call me eddie. don't do that.

-pauses and scratches goatee-

and okay. i'm fine with the plaything business.

-looks at draco-

hello, unintelligent yet handsome slave.

[Guest]

You'll get used to it, Eddie.

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Eddie-bull, he's edible.
He really is incredible.
And we want him for our lunchhhhhh.


-grins-
Isn't he a Hufflepuff?
'Cause then that song would TOTALLY make sense!
:O

[Guest]

hufflepuffs are especially good finders.

[Guest]

-Hugs Draco for being a witty little child-

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