The Chamber of Secrets

[Guest]

IT'S BEEN OPENED, BITCHES!

RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

IM GONNA GET YOU!

-Cackles evilly and hugs the basilisk-

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

I'm aloud in here right Tom?

[Guest]

HELLS YEAH.
As you can see It's changed a bit -points to the disco ball and dance floor-

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

Wow you really changed the place since last time! I must say the disco ball and t help a lot!! Can I take the basilisk for a walk. I'm make sure to bring it in after I'm done and clean up after it. I'll make sure I don't run into any "mudbloods"

[Guest]

Sure, sure -waves hand and sips martini while sitting in a hot tub next to the in ground pool that was just installed, which Marvolo is floating around in on a blowup snake-
Don't forget to leave the sunglasses on it though, I don't want it to accidently kill any stray Malfoys or Lunamorties.

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

Fine. I wanted to surprise somebody.... Oh nice hot-tub! Lot's like a great time. I think the changes make it a much better property. You you ever wanted to sell the place it would go for a lot. I mean just look at the Walls modern with a hint of classic look! Dose the basilisk have a name?"

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-runs in with flippers and a rubber duck tube-
HOT TUB!?

[Guest]

YEAH IT DOES HAVE A NAME, it's um.. a boy.. and uh it's named umm -thinks- Sir Jinglepuff... YEAH. Sir Jinglepuff.

-Was looking at a jigglypuff next to a hufflepuff on my wall whilst naming it-

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

"Ok Sr Jinglepuff.... I'll have to remember that one... I had to ask it would be awkward if I had to call it "the basilisk" when I take it for a walk...."

[Guest]

Yeah he talks ALOT but I suppose you can't really understand him can you?

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

I kind of I'm picking a lot of the language up. It's surprising I didn't think I could I know "Come here" "Don't kill that mudblood" "I told you know to eat that squib" others along the lines of that.

[Guest]

-Nods-
Don't go around telling other people you can learn to speak it, otherwise poor Jinglepuff will get really confused with all the strange humans talking to him -strokes the basilisk lovingly-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Voldy! Guess who might come to the wedding!

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

No of course not Jinglepuff is such a cutie in a weird killer snake way but still I would want him getting confused! It's weird nobodies really tried to learn it... You would think that some one who isn't gifted with it easily I guess everyone just gave up on it. Some people just have an easier time understanding it, It's like MATH!

[Guest]

-Guesses-
Dumbledore?
HARRY?
RUMBLEROAR?
QUIRRELL?!!?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Erm- no...
My daddy!!!
You know! The one who write about snorkacks and nargles and stuff!

[Guest]

THE GUY WHO KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE DEATHLY HALLOWS INCLUDING THE ELDER WAND?!

-Jumps up and down-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

YEAH! I invited him to come!!! I hope he does!
I do
I do
I do!
-joins in jumping up and down-

[Guest]

I AM SO EXCITED TO MEET YOUR DAD WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE ELDER WAND.
SO EXCITED!

-Still is wandless-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I'M EXCITED FOR YOU TO MEET HIM TOOOOOO! I wonder if her knows where it is!

[Ginevra Weasley Inactive]

I'm taking Jinglepuff for he's daily walk now alright? Can I be the official walker of him PLEASE? Sorry to get in the of you to talking

[Guest]

Go for it!

[Guest]

OBLIVIATE!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

LOCKHART!
-hugs-

[Guest]

I don't even wanna know...
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