Re: The Chamber of Secrets

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 5:10 am

[It's a pig and a ram and a wooly mammoth all mashed up together, no it's not! *cuddles vodka and cowers*]

Fred Weasley - Inactive March 25th 2010, 8:42 am

[Teehee. Drunk Pansy is amusing.]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 8:50 am

[Isn't she?! i love drunk Pansy <3]

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:15 pm

Pansy Parkinson wrote:[It's a pig and a ram and a wooly mammoth all mashed up together, no it's not! *cuddles vodka and cowers*]

[Pansy I am so with you on that one.... *is extremely scared of the sketchy thing that she is sure will eat her in her sleep*]

Guest April 1st 2010, 4:08 pm

they heard a crunching and looked around. there was lockhart, his forget me not blue robes slightly dirty and crumpled from his journey down the chamber. "ah, a crumple horned snorkak!" he said "why theyre not scary at all!!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 1st 2010, 5:00 pm

Why thank you for agreeing professor! I think they're quite adorable.

Guest April 1st 2010, 7:13 pm

he looked over at the lovegood oddity and shook his haed in disbelief. "but where did you find this, young girl? crumple horned snorkaks are one of the most rare of all magical beasts?"

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 7:16 pm

Why Professor, they went to Sweden of course!

Guest April 1st 2010, 7:23 pm

lockhart gasped "sweden??!! but how charming!! i have been to sweden also, although the beasts i was fighting were not ass harmless as the snorkak, i can assure you!!

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 7:27 pm

oooooo *is totally not sucking up* what were they? I'm sure you beat them!

Guest April 1st 2010, 7:32 pm

"my dear girl, have you never read my books?? it distinctly says in "gadding with ghouls" that sweden in a hot-spot for ghoulinsh activity. there was only village so riddled with ghouls that the villagers were unable to leave their houses. naturally i was able to cure them of their problem, however. i knew the exact charm to rid them of their ghoul problem"

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 7:34 pm

oh my goodness you are soooooo amazing!

Guest April 1st 2010, 7:35 pm

i cannot deny it

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 8:14 pm

and your really really handsome now too.. I bet you'll win the award again this year

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 1st 2010, 8:31 pm

I read the book! I've read every book there is that mentions Sweden!

Guest April 1st 2010, 8:47 pm

"tamsyn, im very flattered, and not suprised that youd think that. i trust the award shall once again be mine. you may come to the ceremony if you wish?"

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 8:48 pm

Oh that would be wonderful! *bats eyelashes*

Guest April 1st 2010, 8:50 pm

you must contact me in advance though, so we can match our dress robes!!

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 8:54 pm

Oh of course! I think that you look best in blue...

Guest April 1st 2010, 8:56 pm

it does match my dazzling eyes...

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 8:57 pm

it does *stares at him*

Guest April 1st 2010, 9:03 pm

so youre a big fan of my books i take it?

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 9:07 pm

Oh absolutely! Year With The Yeti is my favourite!

Guest April 1st 2010, 9:08 pm

my darling girl, may i buy you a drink?

**Draco Malfoy** April 1st 2010, 9:10 pm

Oh absolutely!

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