Re: Wizards Unite Aginst Hufflepuff Hunting

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

NO BLOODY GRYFFINDOR IS DENYING ME MY FUN.

[Draco Malfoy]

Tam even sticks her pinkies out when she eats her Puff smores.

[You kill me Pansy. I am now officially dead... This is my ghost typing....

also Sev... HAHAHAHAHA]


NOW MOVE IT EVANS!! I WANT MY PUFFS!!

[Katie Bell]

NO BLOODY GRYFFINDOR IS DENYING ME MY FUN.

[I'm a Gryffindor, and i would NEVER deny you fun....]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

NO BLOODY GRYFFINDOR IS DENYING ME MY FUN.

[I'm a Gryffindor, and i would NEVER deny you fun....]

[That's why I like you, Bell.
Just don't tell anyone. ]

[Draco Malfoy]

NO BLOODY GRYFFINDOR IS DENYING ME MY FUN.

[I'm a Gryffindor, and i would NEVER deny you fun....]

[YOU ALWAYS DENY ME MY FUN! You bloody little tease]

[Katie Bell]

NO BLOODY GRYFFINDOR IS DENYING ME MY FUN.

[I'm a Gryffindor, and i would NEVER deny you fun....]

[YOU ALWAYS DENY ME MY FUN! You bloody little tease]

[-Laughs and sexily saunters away-]

[Guest]

...Sev I won't stop you from roasting whoever Jr. (if you read this, whoever you are, I apologize...but really, Severus Snape Jr. in Hufflepuff?!), as even in the most extreme situations any kid of Severus Snape's could only be a Slytherin or Gryffindor.

Pansy....whatever your senses may tell you, that doesn't change what they are.

Tam, if you want Puff's, GO GET COCOA PUFFS. Go cuckoo for the chocolate and all that.

[Guest]

I WANT COCOA PUFFS NOWWWWWWWWWW
-cries-

And thank you, Lily.
-sharpens battle axe-

Adrian, it's slaughter time.

[Draco Malfoy]

BUT PUFFS DIPPED IN COCOA TASTES SO MUCH BETTER!!!! *prepares the chocolate fountain*

[Guest]

...*gives huge bag of mega-marshmallows that are like, 3 in. sq. because they really do exist* Dip these in chocolate. Everyone can be happy.

Sev, you're welcome. *mutters about Snape ANYTHING being in Hufflepuff..*

[Draco Malfoy]

but they aren't as tasty!!! *pulls out a marshmallow shooter and starts pelting Lily with them* get out of the way!!!!!

[Guest]

TAM! I've never gotten to use the chocolate fountain. -is sad-

[Draco Malfoy]

Tomorrow Sev! You can use it on Sev Jr.

[Guest]

Er..um... *catches one in her mouth and starts eating it*
*starts pretending to be in pain* Oh, ow! The pain! The pain of marshmallows!
*catches and eats another*

[Draco Malfoy]

*notices Lily eating them and slips a long acting sleeping potion into them so she'll be out cold when they come for the puffs tomorrow*

TAKE THIS!! *shoots A LOT of marshmallows at her from her marshmallow machine gun*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*really wants Tam to yell 'let me introduce you to my little friend' while firing marshmallow guns*

[Guest]

Protego.
*marshmallows start hitting an invisible wall*
I'm not blind, I saw you slip something in them (even though I have no clue how anyone COULD "slip" ANYTHING into a MARSHMALLOW XD).


I also don't want to lose my wonderful figure to giant, fluffy, sugar cubes.

[Guest]

You do have a wonderful figure.

[Guest]

Thank you Sev.

See, Sev wouldn't want me eating all those marshmallows! ESPECIALLY mega-marshmallows.

This is why I am against Hufflepuff hunting. Because I advocate for health for everyone...really, "puffs" that create cannibalism, on top of some of you eating "Death"!? No, not good at all. (Because apparently any logic as to the health of these poor Hufflepuffs won't do any good.)

[Guest]

To be fair, I only eat one smore every roast.
I must maintain my emaciated anorexic-looking image.

[Guest]

..Sev....go find some actual marshmallows...that Tam hasn't tampered with. Might help.

[Also, the "find" and Tam + "tampered" wasn't actually on purpose..I realized it after I typed it. Haha.]

[Guest]

I just burst out laughing.
I didn't notice either until you pointed it out.
I love you.

[Guest]

Thank you very much Sev.
I'm glad i'm not the only one who found it amusing.
*hugs*

[Draco Malfoy]

I noticed... grrrrrrr Lily!!!!!!

[Guest]

*smiles innocently*

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