Re: The First Annual AWF Awards Ceremony

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*is still naked and trying not to laugh at Autumn's modesty*

[Georgie pie, I thought I was desperate!]

[Sirius Black]

THE NOMINEES FOR FUNNIEST MEMBER ARE... LORD VOLDEMORT, DJINN THE JOEL, AND JAMES POTTER...

[Dean Thomas]

"Hey Brother!" *waits for the announcement*

[HorcruxHunter]

[Adrian. You get to have sex with EVERYBODY!]

[Sirius Black]

-OPENS ENVELOPE REAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY SLOWLY- AND THE WINNER OF THE FUNNIEST MEMBER AWARD IS... LORD VOLDEMORT!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*is feeling quite smug as all this was her idea in the first place, what a gem*
*jumps up and down excited* YAY DARK LORD!!!!

[Dean Thomas]

*claps and cheers for Voldy*

[Guest]

*gives up on finding bra, and just takes off underwear so it doesn't look unbalanced*

[Narcissa Black]

*smiles and claps loudly*

[Sirius Black]

CONGRATULATIONS, OH MIGHTY DARK LORD, WHO I BELIEVE IS NOT HERE TONIGHT! HEY LUNA, COME TAKE HIS AWARD FOR HIM. I THINK YOU'LL BE SEEING HIM SOON.

[Remus Lupin]

*claps for Voldy*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*claps wildly and stands*

[No I do not! I've only had sex with Koemi, Tam, Peter Pan, and Severus! Tam is a much bigger whore than I am! *is jealous*]

[Guest]

*claps for lord Voldemort*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-claps for my hot, funny fiance-
YAY!!!
-skips up in my crown and sash, slightly drunk and accepts award-
If Voldy was here he'd probably like to thank Pansy, the death eater with a spine
Draco, the sexy one
and Peter...
Oh, and his children

[Sirius Black]

THE NEXT AWARD TO BE ANNOUNCED IS 'MOST DEPRESSING MEMBER'. THE NOMINEES ARE... SEVERUS SNAPE, AND LORD VOLDY-THING! ... AND THE WINNER IS, SEVERUS SNAPE! HAVE A TACO, EMO KID! -throws taco at Snape-

[Dean Thomas]

*claps politely for Snape*

[Sirius Black]

-as Severus Snape-

I AM NOT AN EMO KID! I JUST HAVE ISSUES. *storms onto stage, grabs award, and storms off looking grumpy*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*is excited to be the first one thanked for Voldy's amazing award*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*laughs and claps politely... is still bitter*

[Narcissa Black]

*is still smiling like an idiot and claps*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-sniffles and claps-
Poor Sev

[HorcruxHunter]

[I.LOVE.YOU

Also, Adrian. I've only had sex with Ange. xD]

-claps-

[Remus Lupin]

*doesn't look at Sev but claps politely*

[Guest]

"HOORAY FOR SNAPE!" *still pretty drunk from party*

[Guest]

*sneaks away from Luna's party and sits down to watch the awards*

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