Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 7:55 am

You crash it .05 seconds after having it.

You win a 80,000 shopping spree at your favorite store..

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 7:56 am

But turns out you aren't old enough to win it so they take it away.

You meet Heather Morris and Riker.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 7:58 am

I poop my pants and die...again.

You meet Zane Holtz.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 7:59 am

But then you attack him and he gets a restraining order.

You get to meet the cast of glee.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:04 am

They think you're stupid and dumb.

You get to meet Matthew Lewis.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:05 am

But you fart in front of him and its really smelly and gross.

You get to do a dance number with Heather Morris and she thinks you are really good.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:10 am

Then you break both your ankles and can never dance again.

Darren Criss asks you to sing a song with him.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:12 am

But then he gets laryngitis and can't sing it.

You get an I love boobies bracelet like you wanted!

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:14 am

But there was a typo and it says I love tooties.

You can finally afford a rocketship to MAAARRS.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:16 am

But you end up on venus on accident.

You get a new robe.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:20 am

Just kidding, it's a snuggie.

You develop super powers.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:22 am

But every time you use them a person you don't know dies.

You get a new flat screen 60 inch tv that fits perfectly on the wall in your living room and it works perfectly and it is shatter proof so it won't get any scratches.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:30 am

It gets stolen.

The person you've always been in love with asks you to marry them.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:32 am

But you are already married so you have to say no.

You win 58940320139248757843920193485748932019384578439 puppies.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:33 am

Um..You win 58940320139248757843920193485748932019384578439 puppies..... >.>

You've discovered the fountain of youth.

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:34 am

But it's behind a wall of plexiglass.

Your mom gives you $20 to buy whatever you want.

**Dean Thomas** March 17th 2011, 8:38 am

But it gets blown away in the wind.

You order an amazing prom dress online and IT ACTUALLY FITS!

Harry Potter March 17th 2011, 8:40 am

But then you spill sauce on it.

You win the lottery.

**Scorpius Malfoy** March 25th 2011, 7:45 pm

And then have to pay lots of taxes and basically come out with nothing.

You make a big bowl of soup.

**Demelza Robins** March 30th 2011, 12:20 pm

That tastes gross.

Your friend makes you a taco!

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