Optimist and Pessimist

[Ravenclaw Mod]

It's your first day at Hogwarts!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

You get sorted into the one house you didn't want to be in.

You've been given a brand new broom!

[Draco Malfoy]

But you crash it into a tree

You meet your true love

[Daphne Greengrass]

But they break your heart.

You get some firebeer.

[Draco Malfoy]

but it's only white-label

you win the house cup!

[Daphne Greengrass]

but then you get turned into a Dullen.

You're at the Christmas feast.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

All the house elves were freed by S.P.E.W. so there's no food

You got all O.W.L.'s!

[Nikki Orwell]

But your parents don't care.

You win a gazillion dollars.

[Draco Malfoy]

Of Leprechaun gold!


You finally get to be on AWF 24/7

[Nikki Orwell]

But you fail school.

You meet your long lost twin who is totally awesome.

[Draco Malfoy]

But then you get separated again and never hear from them again


You get to go to hogwarts!

[Nikki Orwell]

But you get eaten by the Giant Squid on the way there.

You meet J.K. Rowling...

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

She chews you out for all the canon-destruction on this site.

You've been given a chance to visit the sets of the movies!

[Dean Thomas]

But your alarm clock doesn't go off on the day of, so you miss it!!

You get to be the ruler of the universe!!!!!

[Draco Malfoy]

but it explodes


YOU WIN THE LOTTERY!!!!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

You lose your ticket before you can collect your prize

You got your letter to Hogwarts! And it's for you, not a mistake!!!

[Nikki Orwell]

But you get mono and can't go.

Tom Felton asks you out...

[Daphne Greengrass]

but you still have mono

You get a Nimbus 3000001.

[Nikki Orwell]

But your leg is broken and you can't fly.

You get invited to the Oscars!

[Dean Thomas]

But Lady Gaga shows up and you have to sit behind her, ridiculously stupid outfits and you can't see over whatever the hell it is that she is wearing on her head!! [sorry, I hate her.....]

You win 100000000000 galleons!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

In chocolate coins....and they melted

You are accepted into Voldy's inner circle!

[Dean Thomas]

They won't let you have any Nutella

Voldemort gives you a HUG!!!!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN IF VOLDY HUGS YOU!

Snupin is back from the dead!

[Dean Thomas]

But Pansy kills them again.

You are given 150 blankets and 300 clothespins to build the worlds largest FORT

[Nikki Orwell]

But you have no furniture, so you can't.

You are given a life time supply of Nutella...

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