Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 8th 2010, 4:42 pm

But someone steals it!

You just had the best time ever at the school dance with an amazing date!

**Dean Thomas** March 8th 2010, 7:43 pm

Turns out, they were under a love spell, and they actually hate you.

You are given an autograph from EVERY SINGLE cast member of Harry Potter!

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:15 am

but they decide you are not worthy of such a gift and take it away.

You get to interview JKR!

Nikki Orwell March 9th 2010, 4:21 am

But she is sick that day and you never meet her.

You get to go to an AWF reunion.

**Dean Thomas** March 9th 2010, 9:30 pm

But you go to the wrong place and end up at a Twitard confention! AA! affraid

You get the chance to spend $1000 at the WWoHP Theme Park!

Nikki Orwell March 10th 2010, 1:26 am

Too bad it was counterfeit money...

You get the chance to search Sweden for Crumple Horned Snorkacks!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 10th 2010, 5:53 am

But you lose your map and get lost

You get to meet Tom Felton!

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 8:17 pm

2 hours after he marries his girlfriend

YOU ARE CHOSEN TO GET A PRIVATE TOUR OF WWoHP WITH TOM FELTON AND EVANNA LYNCH!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 10th 2010, 9:32 pm

But when you get there you accidently hit a switch that destroys the park so now everyone hates you

You just won 1000 real galleons!

**Draco Malfoy** March 10th 2010, 9:37 pm

And then someone on Diagon alley steals them all

You get to meet all of your AWF friends!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 10th 2010, 9:38 pm

Turns out Sirius looks nothing like his picture... big suprise

You get to meet the Phelps twins!

Nikki Orwell March 11th 2010, 2:15 am

But they are actually jerks.

You bump into JK Rowling while wandering around London...

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 11th 2010, 3:17 am

She doesn't notice and keeps on walking

You get to be in the Deathly Hallows movie!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 11th 2010, 3:19 am

but then you disappear before you start filming.

You show up in the Chamber of Secrets.

Nikki Orwell March 11th 2010, 3:27 am

And find yourself staring into the basilisks eyes reflected in a puddle.

You wake to find yourself in Draco's arms...

**Draco Malfoy** March 11th 2010, 5:47 am

then you really wake up

you get married to the malfoy of your dreams

Nikki Orwell March 11th 2010, 1:31 pm

Too bad it wasn't legal.

You get to ask Dumbledore anything!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 11th 2010, 4:01 pm

But then Snape killed Dumbledore

You get a lifetime supply of nutella!

**Draco Malfoy** March 11th 2010, 4:02 pm

and his response is to hand you a lemon drop and escort you out!

you get to go to knockturn alley!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 11th 2010, 4:25 pm

But you get lost and end up somewhere else

You win a lifetime supply of chocolate frogs!

**Draco Malfoy** March 12th 2010, 12:29 am

And they all go off and the cards are all Bumblebore's

YOU INHERIT THE FIREBEER BREWERY!!!

Nikki Orwell March 12th 2010, 12:54 am

But you are a rapid temperance person.

You are actually in Hogwarts!

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 12th 2010, 4:02 am

You wake up

You get to meet Tom Felton

Nikki Orwell March 12th 2010, 4:29 am

His life-size cardboard cut out counts, right?

You convert you sibling into a HP fanatic...

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 12th 2010, 3:21 pm

They steal all your HP stuff and run off

You get to go to the WWoHP for free when it opens!

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