Re: The Hogwarts Lake

**Draco Malfoy** April 2nd 2010, 1:05 am

*Looks panicked* What the h-*burps*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:06 am

*crawls up behind a tree*

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:07 am

Merlin Tam, how'd you manage that?

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 2nd 2010, 1:07 am

-widens eyes but is too depressed to get up-
Is that a bolar?

Neville Longbottom April 2nd 2010, 1:08 am

Hey Guys
AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT IS THAT!
*gets up and starts running in circles*

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:09 am

What? Where?

*looks wildly around for a bolar*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:09 am

Ooh a boy! *moves to rips off Neville's scrotum*

**Draco Malfoy** April 2nd 2010, 1:09 am

*screams*
OH GOD IT'S A BOLAR!!

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:10 am

[OMFG *dies laughing*]

*screams and scrambles backwards*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:11 am

*puts hands on hips* Just because I'm a giant orange bear, you think I'm scary? Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation! *has an attitude*

Neville Longbottom April 2nd 2010, 1:11 am

*grabs gilly weed out of pocket and jumps into lake*

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:12 am

*tries to be polite*

Um... hi? I'm Hermione Granger, and you are....?

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 2nd 2010, 1:13 am

-forces a laugh as Neville jumps in the lake-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:14 am

I'm Clitoris, the Bolar princess. *watches Neville out of the corner of her eye*

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:15 am

[oh jeez...]

It's lovely to meet you.... Princess Clitoris....

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:16 am

Yeah yeah yeah. *waves her off* So... which boy here has the biggest, juiciest scrotum?

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 2nd 2010, 1:16 am

Voldemort! Now go rip it off!

Ginevra Weasley Inactive April 2nd 2010, 1:17 am

[BOLAR?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?]

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:18 am

I agree - go find Voldy, he deserves it!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:18 am

*nods* He probably has a pretty big basilisk. But I want more than one! Who's second? *is a total ho bag*

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 2nd 2010, 1:19 am

-thinks-
Peter Pettigrew!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 2nd 2010, 1:20 am

Yeah sorry. I saw him in the woods with some girl. He's nowhere near big enough.

**Molly Prewett** April 2nd 2010, 1:20 am

*can't back that because Petey's her friend... but won't say anything to stop it*

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 2nd 2010, 1:21 am

-forces a laugh-
This is true

Ginevra Weasley Inactive April 2nd 2010, 1:21 am

"Er... Hello...."
-Looking strangely at the bolar.....-

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