DEAR LUNA LOVEGOOD:

[Guest]

Because I am too lazy to send an owl..

I am leaving you, for that dreamy Peter fellow.
We had some fun but now I'm ready for something new.
In return for your dedication I will give you a case of Nutella and a panda.

That is all.

-Flips hair and flies away-

[Katie Bell]

-facepalm- This happen everytime. Voldy. I think you are going to need Therapy again...

[Guest]

-Sings in a lovely singing voice-
Therappyyyy, give me therappyyy! I'M A WALKING TRAVESTYY.

[Katie Bell]

-puts on ear plugs and pretends to listen- Oh, how lovely. Yes. Therapy is definatly needed as you seem to have an inability to stick to one person.

[Guest]

You're just jealous that I haven't asked you to join me in bed.
Yet.

[Katie Bell]

-Is totally not talking to Voldy right now...-

[Guest]

-Giggles-

[Katie Bell]

-ignores-

[Guest]

Ignoring your feelings for me can't be good for your blood pressure, Katie.

[Katie Bell]

-Is not ignoring her feelings, but ignoring him because he tried to steal her boyf...-

[Guest]

It's hardly stealing if he consents

[Katie Bell]

It's hardly stealing if he consents

HE WOULD NEVER! -goes back to ignoring-

[Guest]

Okay Katie, keep telling yourself that.

[Katie Bell]

-punches Voldy in the face thenb continues ignoring-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-claps as Katie punches Voldy in the face-

[Guest]

-Giggles-
Katie is so sexually frustrated she's fighting like a muggle!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-grabs 4 bottles of Firebeer and runs off crying-

[Draco Malfoy]

*punches voldy hard in the face breaking his new nose*

[Guest]

-Fixes it with magic and smirks-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-is at the top of the astronomy tower....for now-

[Draco Malfoy]

*hates her father and wants to kill him* *runs off to destroy horcruxes*

[Guest]

-Oblivious to all of this-

[Guest]

*kicks Voldemort "You know where"*

[Guest]

YOU MEAN MY BALLS OF STEEL?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-is drunk and happy with her friends-

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