The Lovegood's Rook

[Ravenclaw Mod]

FOR ME AND MY SONS, LORCAN AND LYSANDER!
AND MY HUSBAND, ROLF

[Rose Weasley]

HEY! I thought I blew this up.

Oh well. Come on Lorcan. Let's get kinky in your parent's bed.

[Eileen Prince]

-runs in and starts making large amounts of plimpie soup-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-helps make soup-
Don't forget to wear your cork necklace!
It keeps away the nargles

[Eileen Prince]

Okay, mom!
-runs upstairs to find his necklace and have kinky sex with Rose-

[Rose Weasley]

*skips off towards the bedroom shaking her butt*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-hopes Rose and Lorcan enjoy the mirror on the ceiling-
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN!
-plans to walk in later with snacks and condoms-

[Rose Weasley]

*looks at the mirror on the ceiling*
Your parents are kinky, man.

[Remus Lupin]

[LOL Luna I love you!]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-sits on the counter to wait for her husband-

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf enters through the backdoor. "Luna, I'm hoooooommmme!" he calls. He sees his beautiful and intelligent wife sitting on the counter. "Hello love, long day?" he asks moving to give her a quick kiss. "Were the kids good?"

[Rose Weasley]

*finishes sexing Lorcan upstairs*

Can I have some plimplie soup now, Mrs. Scamander?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"They were wonderful. How was work dear?" She turns to Rose. "Of course! There's a bowl at the table for you!"

[Draco Malfoy]

[*thinks luna should know that Tam is awfully close to tears now*]

[Rose Weasley]

[*giggles at Tam's misfortune*]

Yay! *eats soup daintily*

Well, I'm off to bed. [Because I have to be.]

*runs to sleep with Lorcan*

[Rolf Scamander]

"It was great," he says beaming. "I managed to also write a quick letter to the prophet on the Aquavirius Maggot. Hopefully they'll receive it soon! Be safe Rosie," he calls after she leaves.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"Really!? That's great! I'm sure they'll publish it!"

[Rolf Scamander]

"Yes, they definitely should! I made the letter very convincing. So you made Plimpie soup for dinner? You know I love your Plimpie soup," he grins at his beautiful wife.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"I did because I know how much you love it!" She grins and melts at his smile.

[Narcissa Black]

[*thinks luna should know that Tam is awfully close to tears now*]

[*is actually very sad as well and thinks she is a bit too attached to a pairing that will most likely never happen*

...NOW I'M FUCKING TEARY EYED. THANKS TAM. *sobs*]

[Rolf Scamander]

"You're amazing love," he whispers then leans to give her a kiss. "I'm one hell of a lucky guy." He moves to the pot and pours himself a bowl of his wife's amazing cooking. "This looks great Lu," he says while sitting down and starting to eat. "Mmm, tastes amazing too!"

[Draco Malfoy]

[*hugs Cissa* Can we cry together!!??! *doesn't wait for an answer and starts sobbing uncontrollably*]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

"Thanks! Only the best for you, love." She grins and eats her own soup, hoping that her sons are using protection upstairs.

[Narcissa Black]

[*hugs Cissa* Can we cry together!!??! *doesn't wait for an answer and starts sobbing uncontrollably*]

[YES. LET'S BE MEN AND CRY TOGETHER. *sobs... sexily, of course, because he's Fabian Prewett*]

[Rolf Scamander]

"You're too sweet," he grins at her. "Now, on our next trip, I was thinking we could invite Rosie along. She and Lorcan can have a separate tent and all, as long as they're responsible. What do you think?"

[OI LEE, FABIAN...GTFO OF OUR HOUSE!]

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