Re: The Lovegood's Rook

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna runs down the stairs. "WHAT!? But- but- but I haven't even invested in a walker! We're too sexy to be grandparents!"

[Rose Weasley]

"Well, believe it honey." *is not actually pregnant, as she is too sexy to be preggers*

[Rolf Scamander]

"I know! Damn Lorcan and his overactive Penis!" he yells. "He's grounded for not waiting five more years before knocking Rosie up! No camping trip for them."

[Ravenclaw Mod]

She sits down and sighs. "At least he's not a rapist like Lysander, the son who's never even around."

[Rolf Scamander]

"I know Love," he says sitting down next to her. "I'm sure Lysander is just very busy. I'm sure he'll pop in soon. He loves us, I know he does."

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander walks in, "Mum. Dad" He nodded and headed upstairs.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf glances at Lysander who walks in the door and heads straight upstairs. "Well, there you go love! See, he's alright! LYSANDER!" he yells. "You come down here this instant! You're mother and I need to have a talk with you!"

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander rolls his eyes, "Pfft. Fine." He stomps down the stairs. "WHAT?"

[Rolf Scamander]

"Don't you dare get moody with me! We need to talk about what happened with that Moon girl. Is it true," he glares.

[Lysander Scamander]

"Moon girl? I don't know any Moon girl dad. Trust me."

[Rolf Scamander]

"Then what in the name of Merlin's sagging and hairy balls is this about rape? Your mother and I taught you better than this!"

[Lysander Scamander]

"Rape? I dont know about no rape!" He remembered drinking and that was it...

[Rolf Scamander]

"Well you're mother and I heard all about it! You nearly raping a poor girl in the hallways... you should be ashamed of yourself! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH! NO BOOZE, NO SEX, NO ARGUMENTS! GO TO YOUR ROOM....NOW!"

[Lysander Scamander]

"Wait... NO SEX? WHAT THE HELL DAD? THATS NOT FAIR. I HEAR YOU AND MUM AT IT ALL THE TIME, AND NOW I DONT GET ANY?! HYPOCRIT!" Lysander stormed up the stairs angrily stomping extra hard on each step.

[Rolf Scamander]

"YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE MARRIED YOU DISHIT!" He yells. "WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT!"

[Lysander Scamander]

Lsyander stopped at the top of the stairs and poked his head down, "Oh and Dad, for your information, girls don't dig you asking if you can 'explore their cave and look for Snorlacks.'" And with that Lysander went to his room slamming his door, to play with his hotdog.

[Rolf Scamander]

"WELL IT WORKED ON YOUR MOTHER!" he yells up to his son, then sits back down at the kitchen table.

[Lysander Scamander]

The sound of puking is heard from Lysander. Then the sound of a door opening, foot steps across the landing to Lorcans room Lorcans dorr opening, then more puking on to what sounds like a soft surface, then foot steps back to Lysanders room, and a door slamming.

[Rose Weasley]

Rose comes into the kitchen and steals a sammich. Because I am hungry, and maybe getting my characters food will make me less hungry. Or not...

"Lysander raped someone? That's terrible," Rose says, doing a Charles Barkley impression.

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysanders door opened and he yelled down the stairs, "OH MY GOD ROSE. GET THE FUCK OUT"

[Rose Weasley]

"I DON'T THINK I WILL. I LIKE THIS SAMMICH, AND I THINK I'LL STAY HERE AND HAVE ANOTHER." She decides to sit outside Lysander's door and sing Odo the Hero, while eating her sammich.

[Rolf Scamander]

"LYSANDER!" Rolf yells from the kitchen. "Don't you dare talk to your brothers girlfriend that way!"

[Lysander Scamander]

Lysander opens the door and drags Rose in. "Lets play Quiddtch... in my room!"

[Rose Weasley]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? RAPE! RAPE! HELP ME! HELP ME!"

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf rushes up the stairs as Rose yells. "LYSANDER!" he says, while using his wand to unlock the door. "STOP IT NOW! YOU HAVE RAPING PROBLEMS AND YOU'RE SEEING A HEALER NOW! LET YOUR BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND GO!"

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