The Lovegood's Rook
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Ginny Weasley
Penelope Rosier
Molly Prewett
Peter Pan
Daphne Greengrass
Lysander Scamander
Angela Braddock
Narcissa Black
Draco Malfoy
Rolf Scamander
Remus Lupin
Eileen Prince
Rose Weasley
Ravenclaw Mod
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Re: The Lovegood's Rook
Lorcan stopped his dance again with a sigh. "Yeah," He said, "didn't I tell you. OH!" His eyes grew wider, "Do you have any? Can I have some for Christmas?" He turned to his dad and rolled his eyes, "Don't worry. I'll share mine with her."
Eileen Prince- Seventh Year
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Join date : 2010-05-03
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"Lorcan, did it ever dawn on you that maybe Rose doesn't want you shagging other girls. You insensitive berk!"
Rolf Scamander- Posts : 1723
Join date : 2010-05-04
Location : In the bathroom.
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"Nah... Dad!" Lysander piped up. "Look. I know girl, like really know them, and Rose appriciates the, ah, experience that Lorcan gains from the other ladies. So, lets no go questinos the great logic here!" Lysander was suddenly not wailing about his POTENTIALLY FATAL jump.
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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Luna narrows her eyes at Lysander. "Someone's feeling better," she mumbles under her breath. "Lysander, I hate to break it to you, but I think you're wrong there. I think Rose would appreciate not having to worry about the large number of STDs you two have."
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Lysander turned to him mum, and suddenly his eyes welled up and his bottem lip started to quiver, "You kn-know. I have been treated. I ha-hate how p-people ALWAYS judge me about those. AND IT HURTS!" He cried.
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
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Luna let out a long, exasperated sigh. "Well maybe you should have thought about that before you hooked up with all those random girls! Have you ever even considered using a condom!?"
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Lysander froze, "A-A Wh-what?"
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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Luna rolled her eyes and facepalmed. "A condom...Those things you've been putting on the bananas? Any of this ringing a bell?"
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"Ohhhhhhh. A rubber. Yeah, sure. I use them." Lysander sat down exhaustidly. "I dont know how I get all these STD's. What am I doing wrong?"
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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"Well...are you putting the condom on before you sleep with these girls? That's a rather important step."
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Lysander thought hard and then the look dawned on him. "Before? Oh... Makes sense..."
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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Luna blinks. "Oh dear. That would explain a lot. Yes Lysander, you are supposed to use them before."
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"Oh, god... Look. I ve got some calls to make." Lysander whipped out his phone and dialed a number, "Hello? Denise, yeah, look, I put the condom on AFTER we had sex, so its probably best for- Yes, I know, dumb mistake. Yes, its a good thing Im sexy- ...Why thank you! Okay, so an STD test would be advisable. And a prgnancy rest. Us Scamanders have fantastic sperm. Okay bye" He hung up and rung another number, "Hiya, Og Mrs, Faber, could I speak to Jennifer? Shes not in... Okay well, I need tot alk to you too. I accidently put the condom on after..." And so the conversation went on.
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
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Luna sighed and crossed her arms as she listened to Lysander's conversation. Where did she go wrong in her parenting skills?
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Lysander strolled in humming 'guess whos back, back, back, back again....' under his breath. He immediatly headed for the fridge, swung it open to find it empty. He froze staring at it open mouthed.
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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Luna walks through the front door with two bags of groceries. She kicks the door closed behind her and looks up to see-- her son! Sh shrieks in delight and runs over to set the bags on the counter. "Lysander!" She runs over and hugs her son tightly. "Where have you been!?"
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Lysander doesnt see him mum and just leaps past her head first into the bags, his jaw nashing eating what ever he can, wrappers and all. He crouches on the counter and looks up at his mum. "Myyyy precious...."
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
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Luna facepalms. "Lysander, you should now better! Eating all that food like you are without some milk? Really, you're going to get sick," she tells him as she pours her son a glass of milk. "Here you are. Drink it up."
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Lysander downs to milk, a wild look in his eyes. Then he straightens up, jumps down from the counter, blinks and looks over at his mum. "Much better dont you think? I was starving! Wasting away women! How could you let the kitchen get so bare? Look at me!" He lifts up his shirt and breaths in as much as he can."
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
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Luna is not amused. "If you were so hungry why didn't you order a pizza? Or go to the store yourself, huh? You know, I have better things I could be doing. Shouldn't have to spend all my free time at the store trying to feed you animals."
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"Mum. This body was not made for working I dont hav- Hold that thought." Lysander sprints up stairs into his brothers room. There is a distint sound of momeny being taken out of a piggy bank, the footsteps down the stairs and back to the kitchen, "I have ..." He counts the screwed up money is his hands, "£67 ... Wow. What has Lorcan been doing? Mum, I think you ought to ask your son where he got all this money. Ive seen the male prosititution ring. Hell, I've been the leader of it. I know what the pull it for it."
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
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Luna groaned and facewalled. Ow. "Lysander, when are you going to stop stealing from your brother? And where he gets his money is none of your concern. Now go put that back and go steal money from unsuspecting strangers instead. Don't get caught either, got it?"
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Lysander smiled at his mum and pocketed the momeny any way. He hugged his mum, "Thanks for always being there..." He pulled away, "But I think you should be slightly more concerned about your childs actions. Look, I know its easy too look over his wrong doings in comparision to my trainwreck of a life. But, he is on his way to beating me in STDs. thats not good mum. Thats potentially fatal." He smiled at her, "And er thanks for the..." He pulled out her purse that he had stolen when hugging her, "£112, woah, YOU've been on the prositution rign apparently too!"
Lysander Scamander- Posts : 311
Join date : 2010-05-03
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Lorcan stretched his arms, thinking he'd head out for the store after a nap. He'd checked the fridge earlier; it had been empty. Maybe he'd get some Sherbet Lemons, and ingredients for a sandwich while he was at it... Once he was up from the bed, he checked under his bed for the box where he kept his money. And opened it.
"Lysander, you little shit!" He repeated a phrase he'd heard some kid named Albus say in school, and headed downstairs. That was the fourth time this month.
"Lysander, you little shit!" He repeated a phrase he'd heard some kid named Albus say in school, and headed downstairs. That was the fourth time this month.
Lorcan Scamander - Inact- Posts : 77
Join date : 2010-08-07
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Luna, who knew her son well enough to know that he doesn't just hug people, glares and snatches the purse back. "I have a respectable job, just like your father," he said while not thinking about the few nights a week she spent dancing at the clubs. It wasn't a big deal anyway. I mean, whatever puts food on the table, right? "I'm taking the both of you back to the doctor for more testing. Maybe they've finally found a treatment for that new STD they discovered in your system." She turns and smiles at her good son, Lorcan. "Hello, dear! Sleep well? I believe Lysander has something of yours...Right son!?" she asked sharply as she turned back to the STD infested one.
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