Re: The Lovegood's Rook

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 6:44 am

"That's an excellent idea! That Rose girl is very nice. She and Lorcan seem so happy together!"

**Draco Malfoy** May 4th 2010, 6:50 am

Luna Lovegood wrote:"That's an excellent idea! That Rose girl is very nice. Her and Lorcan seem so happy together!"

[SHE and Lorcan... *waves GrammAr Nazi Badge*]

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 6:51 am

"They do," he says grinning. "I know you were always rather found of her parents too. Must be good genes. Anyway, I thought we could supply them condoms and Firebeer. I'd rather they engage in activities safely while under our roof...or err, tents."

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 6:54 am

She nods. "Agreed. We're too sexy to be grandparents just yet, and everyone knows how much fun drunk sex can be."

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 6:58 am

"Exactly love!" he smiles. "My only fear is that they'll forget to use the condoms if they get really drunk. Perhaps we should just put a charm on the tent every night. Then we'll be grandbaby free."

**Angela Braddock** May 4th 2010, 6:59 am

[*headdesk*]

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 7:00 am

"You know what? I was reading an article that said something about a contraception potion. Maybe we should make Rose drink that every morning."

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 7:06 am

"Hmm, that's an excellent idea!" he says taking a bite of his soup. "You know Lu...I've been thinking," he says putting his spoon down. "I know we said we were done, but with the kids in school and us traveling less, it might be nice to have a little one around. Wouldn't it be nice to adopt a little baby from Ethiopia, China, or someplace?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 7:12 am

"That would be lovely! I've always wanted to adopt!"

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 7:26 am

"Really?" he beams. "I...don't get mad, but I've kind of looked into it a bit. I mean, I was curious as to costs and whatnot, though I don't think money should matter when it comes to taking in another child and providing love. There's, well...there's this little girl, from Ethiopia. I have a picture," he says hesitantly while taking the photo out of his pocket and passing it to her.

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**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 7:29 am

Luna takes the picture and gasps. "She's beautiful! I've always wanted a little, black baby!" She looks up at Rolf and smiles. "She's perfect."

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 7:34 am

"You...you do?" he says relieved. "I just hoped you wouldn't be mad at me for looking into it. I talked to the ministry, and they said that if we file the paper work soon, she could be ours in the next month. Apparently it takes a lot longer for Muggles, sometimes years!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 7:35 am

"I could never be mad at you, dear. Years? Madness! Silly muggles."

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 7:42 am

"I know, though they have things like teknologlickly, or something like that. That's supposed to be fascinating. Oh Luna, I'm so happy! I hope Lorcan and Lysander are okay with this," he says.

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 7:44 am

"I'm sure they will be. What boy wouldn't want a little sister?"

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 7:58 am

"That's very true. I suppose we can tell them tomorrow," he grins. "Well love, I best be heading up to bed. It's getting late, but I hope you can join me," he says wiggling his eyebrows suggestively then heading upstairs for the night.

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 4th 2010, 8:02 am

Luna smirks. "Of course I'll be joining you," she says as she follows Rolf up to the bedroom that they share...because they are married.

**Rose Weasley** May 4th 2010, 4:57 pm

*stomps in* WHAT?

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 5:00 pm

Rolf climbs out of bed and goes downstairs when he hears stomping. "Oh Rosie! Luna and I have something we want to give you," he says going into the kitchen. "Here," he says handing her a bag that was on the counter. "It's a birth control potion. Just in case it gets to hot, steamy, or your too drunk to remember a condom or charm!" He grins.

**Rose Weasley** May 4th 2010, 5:04 pm

"Er-- Right." Rose puts the potion in her pocket and vows to get preggers so she can run off and leave the kid on the Scamander's door. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM.

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 5:18 pm

"Rosie, take it now," he commands. "You have to take it every morning."

**Rose Weasley** May 4th 2010, 5:19 pm

"YOU AREN'T MY FATHER." Rose stomps and hides in the cupboard.

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 5:26 pm

"Rose, seeing as how you practically live here, I think you need to respect Luna and I," he calls into the cupboard. "We've been nothing but nice to you and Lorcan. Let you two have kinky mirror sex, given you condoms and alcohol. Why can't you just do this one little thing?"

**Rose Weasley** May 4th 2010, 5:28 pm

"Er..." Rose runs for the hills with her secret baby.

Rolf Scamander May 4th 2010, 5:34 pm

Rolf sighs as she leaves, not taking her potion. "Luna," he calls to the stairs. "Looks like we're going to be grandparents sometime in the near future."

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