Re: Circle of Couches [Rated Because Faye is a Whore]

Guest June 17th 2010, 4:47 am

[I WAS ABOUT TO ASK THAT. I'LL ANSWER EITHER WAY. NO. IT'S GROSS. I HEAR THAT IT *CAN* TASTE GOOD SOMETIMES, AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS LOVE IT, BUT I THINK IT'S JUST NASTY. and same goes for me. refuse to swallow. yuck.]

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 4:52 am

Dee blinks. She blinks again. And again. And once more. "Er... what?" She starts banging her head on the table. "I'm. A. Failure. At. Life."

[OMG RACHEL. THEN... WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT? SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER THE GUY?]

Guest June 17th 2010, 4:55 am

Eowyn is laughing too hard at Dee to answer that.

Regulus laughs and grabs Dee gently by the shoulders, lifting her up and preventing her from doing any more damage to herself. "You won't attract any straight guys if your head is swollen. Really, it's not your fault- it's just the way some guys are. We just needed a little help to figure it out, is all.."

**Narcissa Black** June 17th 2010, 4:57 am

[Okay, I am going to sound SO stupid and naive and... and... IDK what else, but seeing as everyone else seems to know what it is... what exactly do you mean by swallowing? *prepares for the awkward*]

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 17th 2010, 4:58 am

Dee I hope you know I'm dying. ~~Prabha and I will have sex beyond the grave.~~

Er yes, you spit it out. Preferably not on them 'cause that would be gross.

It's not like ten pounds of it.

& EW I DONT GET THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE SWALLOWING IT.

CISSY ER GIVING SOMEONE A BLOWJOB.

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 4:59 am

"Yep," she says, poking him. "I guess that's what I was for, would you agree? Reg's Little Helper, that's m- Oh my god, take me to St. Mungo's before I say anything else." That just sounds awkward, it does.''

[SERIOUSLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A FOUNTAIN ONCE IT GOT GOING.]

**Narcissa Black** June 17th 2010, 5:01 am

[SO, WAIT... LIKE... DOES IT JUST... EW. WHAT... NO. NO COMPRENDO. DSFKLJHDS. YOU SWALLOW IT?!!? WHO THE FUCK WOULD SWALLOW THAT SHIT. WHAT THE ~~DUCK~~ FUCK. WHO WOULD DO THAT? EW. THAT'S LIKE... EWWWWWWWWW! NOW I'M ALL FLUSTERED AND FLAILING AND EWWWWWW.]

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 17th 2010, 5:02 am

[*IS FUCKING DEAD* DEE AND CISSY, I LOVE YOU TWO]

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:03 am

[Most of my female friends, and like *all* of my gay friends. And Dee I just died. DIED. And... I was going to say no to Rachel because she makes me angry but I would not be able to turn that body down so I'll just nod in agreement.]

Regulus dies.

Regulus turns bright red and laughs again. "Maybe that's why we get along so well. We're equally awkward."

Gellert Grindelwald Inact June 17th 2010, 5:05 am

CUM FOUNTAIN.

CUM.

FOUNTAIN.

LOLNO IT IS NOT LIKE THAT.

& CISSY OMG LOTS OF PEOPLE DO. THEY THINK THAT THE OTHER PERSON WILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES IF THEY DO BUT I'M JUST LIKE, WTF, I MADE YOU CUM, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING, MAN.

I had a friend who was bi who would tell me stories about her oral sex ventures and about how girls tasted so much better than boys. Fun times.

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:06 am

I'VE HEARD THAT TOO RACHEL
I WOULDN'T KNOW
But yeah lol cum fountain i'm dying of laughter dying.
But the girls/guys I talk to do it because it feels better for the guy- or so my gay guy friends say...

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:07 am

"Awkward turtles, er, humans for the win!" She missed the times with Reg before all this... crazy, loony stuff. It wouldn't really be the same, but they could try and at least be friends again, right? "I haven't seen you at Quidditch in forever. We have a new seeker, so I guess you left, huh?"

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:08 am

Regulus grinned. "Not anymore, you don't- Marcus put me back on the team, so we'll play together again. I'll see you at the next practice!" Regulus is excited, and misses Fabian with this mention of awkward turtle humans for the win. Cormac also crosses his mind and Reg feels awkward.

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:12 am

"Yay! I mean... that's great! I'll make sure to protect your poor head from the mean bludgers, don't worry." She looks at her totally awkward sort of friend and decides to not pry about what's wrong, unless he brings it up first. "It'll be nice to have you back," she says instead.

**Narcissa Black** June 17th 2010, 5:13 am

[BUT DO THEY KNOW WHAT ELSE COMES OUT OF THAT THING?! THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN! YOU MIGHT AS WELL LICK THE PRESCHOOL SWINGSET. THAT'S HOW DIRTY IT WOULD BE.

And of COURSE he missed Fabian. That dude is one fabulous chick.]

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:14 am

Regulus cheers up again instantly. "Yes! Yes it will! To play with you again, I mean. And I do hope you get those bludgers away. Can't beat Viktor to the snitch if I'm unconscious, see, and I'm determined to win."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:18 am

Dee scoffs. "Just because they have Viktor, doesn't mean they'll win every match. But he is really good, I'll give him that. The Quidditch World Cup... was just amazing. With the Wronski Feint, and yeah... amazing."

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:19 am

"Dee, the Slytherins are green, but we're not the Irish. It took the IRISH to beat Krum. Really. Not happening. We're doomed... or we were, until he taught me the Wronski Feint." Regulus smirks his smirkiest Slytherin smirk.

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:23 am

"Yeah, but there's still a slim chance of..." She pulls up a pie chart out of nowhere. "Okay, no chance," she decides, banishing the pie chart. "But th- you know the Wronski Feint? How?"

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:25 am

"How? He taught me, stupid. In the beginning of the year, when we first met- back when you and I were dating, actually," he said awkwardly. "I wasn't lying about training with him, you know. We really did only play quidditch. NOT THE METAPHORICAL KIND I MEAN LIKE REAL QUIDDITCH WE DIDN'T DO THAT FOR AGES- you didn't need to know that."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:27 am

"Well, yeah, I got that part- EW REGGIE. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT AT ALL! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE SCORED OR BEEN PUNISHED FOR A FOUL OR ANYTHING. You know, St. Mungo's really sounds like a smart idea for me..."

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:28 am

"WHAT MADNESS IS THIS I'VE BEEN CALLED REGGIE BY THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE ALL IN ONE DAY THAT'S IT I'M BITING SOMEONE GAAAAR!" he yells, then pauses, looking at Dee. "St. Mungo's it is, for both of us. Let's pack our bags."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:34 am

"MADNESS? THIS. IS. SLYTHERIN. Ohmygodsorry. Yeah, St. Mungo's is a must. I'll meet you by the fireplace." She starts to skip out, but then remembers what he had said before. "Someone called you Reggie? WHAT IS THIS? THAT'S BEEN MY NAME FOR YOU SINCE LIKE, FIRST YEAR OR SOMETHING!"

Dee totally called him that first. She so did.

Guest June 17th 2010, 5:42 am

She did!

"Yes. Narcissa called me that before, and she's been calling me that since she could talk, being my cousin and all. And Viktor called me that just to piss me off so I called him Vikki and then he stopped. HAH."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 17th 2010, 5:47 am

"Cissy doesn't count, technically, because obviously she's known you longer than I have!" Dee snickers. "Vikki?Aww, I guess you two aren't into pet names."

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