The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

[Guest]

BECAUSE WE LOVE TO FUCKING PARTY.

Severus runs in looking excited, but pouts when he realizes nobody else is here yet.
BORING.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*rushes in and grabs Snape's scrotum. Runs out again*

[Guest]

*runs in* Yay for parties! *grabs firebeer* NO ONE TELL ThE WEASLEY TWINS I'M NOT TALKING IN CODE!!!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*wanders in, bag full of liquor* As long as you don't tell them I'm not talking in riddles!

[Guest]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING

[Daphne Greengrass]

I'm a bolar. *bows*

[Guest]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DEE.

[Guest]

*wanders in, bag full of liquor* As long as you don't tell them I'm not talking in riddles!

*takes firebeer* You got it!

[Daphne Greengrass]

WHO THE FUCK IS DEE? I AM PRINCESS CLITORIS. YOU ARE THE SECOND PERSON TO CALL ME DEE! *stomps* I JUST WANNA MOLEST YOU!

[Guest]

PANSY.
KILL IT!!!
IT WANTS MY SCROTUM.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

BUT IT'S SO CUTE.
*pets head*

[Guest]

KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY SCROTUM THEN.
... And I want firebeer.
What label have we got?

[Daphne Greengrass]

*winks at Severus* I likeyyy

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I'll try Sevvy.
We have, uhh. The normal stuff. Didn't make special kinds, since I can't seem to find Dee...

[Daphne Greengrass]

WHO THE FUCK IS DEEEEE? *cries*

[Guest]

The normal stuff?
... We don't have normal label.
We have like, 2057238 labels, Pansy.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

SEVERUS.
Normal as in, White, Black, Gold, Fire, Volcano, Hellfire, and Baby Fart, which is yours.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*puts Hufflepuff on a stick and puts under the chocolate fountain*

[Guest]

*slumps against wall with black label*
[heh, now I'm getting drunk in two threads!!!]

[Guest]

Hand over the Volcano label, dammit.
LETS HAVE FUN.
Speaking of fun, where's Draco, Adrian, Tam, and Blaise?

And Angel.
Though he never talks to us.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*perks up*

MY DAD IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO THIS?

[Guest]

I haven't seen your father.
He signed on once.
And never came back.
I was rather hoping he'd strip.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"They're lame." She passes him a volcano label and opens one for herself.

[Daphne Greengrass]

*tackles Snape and starts to eat his face*

[Guest]

"That's it. AVADA KEDAVRA!"
The bolar is now dead. Severus laughs and opens his firebeer.

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