Harry Potter and the Pencil of Gadric Griifendor one sentence story game

[HorcruxHunter]

So if you watched Ellen today, you'll know where this is coming from.
Me and Luna were discussing the way she originally thought to say "Gryffindor." and it went from there.
The game is that you guys create the story one sentence at a time. Just keep adding on to the same story until it reaches an end. I'll start


Harry walked up to the Headmaster's office and looked around.

[Remus Lupin]

There was a very old and dusty book laying on the Headmaster's desk.

[Angelina Johnson]

Harry walked up to the book to take a look inside.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

It was a book about wizard porn

[James Potter - Inactive]

McGoogles was in it, looking particularily sexy.

[Neville Longbottom]

He liked it so he looked through it for hours.

[Guest]

He called Dobby for a greasy bagel.

[Neville Longbottom]

then he ate the greasy bagel.

[Remus Lupin]

Dumbledore walked in.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

With a magazine featuring sexy wizards

[Remus Lupin]

He looks at Harry like a little kid caught trying to steal a cookie from the cookie jar.

[Neville Longbottom]

Harry and Dumbledor then sat down and looked through the magazine's together.

[Remus Lupin]

Dumbledore spent an especially good deal of time looking at McGoogle pictures.

[Neville Longbottom]

Then he hugged Harry and told him he loved him.

[Remus Lupin]

[THEN THEY HAD AWESOME HOT SEX. just kidding >.>]

[you know what...no. I'm NOT kidding.]

THEN THEY HAD AWESOME HOT SEX.

[Neville Longbottom]

Then Dumbledore left him for Voldemort.

[Remus Lupin]

Harry ran out of the room sobbing and not knowing where he was heading.

[Neville Longbottom]

Then Dumbledore had hot sex with voldy in his office.

[Remus Lupin]

McGoogles walked in and gaped.

[Neville Longbottom]

Then Harry had hot hate sex with McGoogles

[Remus Lupin]

Snape walked in and shoved McGoogles aside to have cuddle time with Harry.

[James Potter - Inactive]

Then Draco appeared, and joined the cuddle party with his teddy bear.

[Remus Lupin]

His teddy bear's name was Pansy Flower, because Draco liked to imagine he was sleeping with Pansy at night.

[Neville Longbottom]

Draco then started to have sex with Harry. He finally was ready to express his love for him.

[James Potter - Inactive]

Suddenly Voldemort died, and loopin had sex with the dead body because he's a necphilak

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