Re: Beware Ladies

**Penelope Rosier** April 6th 2010, 9:29 am

Hmm...*cock an eyebrow* well. I have a pretty foxy side...

Gabby, you are a friggen CHILD. GTFO NAO

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:31 am

And you are a nerd. Get outta my life.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 9:33 am

I'm sorry.... Gabrielle, how old are you?

**Penelope Rosier** April 6th 2010, 9:33 am

[*is not a nerd. is a hot sexy chic* check out the avatar]

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:34 am

I am not 12, like everyone seems to think.

**Penelope Rosier** April 6th 2010, 9:35 am

please. your avatar suggests so.

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:43 am

Please, no one likes you Clearwater. We were all mad that you didn't die when the basilisk came a-knockin'.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 9:43 am

Right...let's all relax. I'm sorry Gabrielle...but I don't think I'll be able to penetrate, because I'll be too worried I won't fit.

**Penelope Rosier** April 6th 2010, 9:44 am

hah. take that gabby. besides. i was too sexy to die.

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:45 am

Right, okay. Vag dentistry works too.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 9:48 am

*Confused, but shrugs*

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:50 am

[Oh, sorry. Joke from yesterday. It means oral.]

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 9:54 am

Right, well that also works...but you're at the bottom of the list. Sorry.

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 9:57 am

Fine then.

But my character on my other account is in need of a fuck buddy. She's older and a Riddle. You wouldn't pass up a fucking hot Riddle would you?

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 9:59 am

Hmm, maybe, maybe not...I'll have to see if I'm in the mood with you.

James Potter - Inactive April 6th 2010, 10:00 am

[DON'T DO IT. SHE TAKES 'VAG DENTISTRY' LITERALLY]

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 6th 2010, 10:03 am

[What the fuck are you on about James? I want his tongue, not a toothbrush.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 2:38 pm

BOY!??!?!?!?!??

DANM YOU DEAN FOR BEATING ME TO IT!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! *has a mental breakdown*

why was i not here last night *dies*

alllllllsssssoooooo.... PHOTO NOW OR ELSE

**Draco Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 2:39 pm

Now now Dee, I'm the older Riddle... and I'm the reigning High Priestess of Smut, Official Whore, Smut Coach AND I think I'm the Queen of Smut too....

So if anyone gets to take him for a test drive it should be me... Just so you all know... Very Happy

**Daphne Greengrass** April 6th 2010, 4:36 pm

GTFO.

I AM TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR HOG LIKE WAYS. *oinks*

Blaise Zabini April 6th 2010, 4:45 pm

Malfoy, we should be team mates and conqure the girls at hogwarts together.

**Draco Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 4:47 pm

YOU'RE A PIG YOU LITTLE BITCH!

BACK OFF!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 6th 2010, 4:48 pm

I AM NOT A BITCH. I AM THE BITCH QUEEN.

STOP FUCKING EVERY BOY AT HOGWARTS AND LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US. WE DON'T WANT ALL OF THEM CONTAMINATED!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive April 6th 2010, 4:58 pm

*cries*

**Draco Malfoy** April 6th 2010, 4:58 pm

I DON'T CONTAMINATE PEOPLE!!!! THAT'S YOU YOU LITTLE DISEASED BITCH!

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