Re: Beware Ladies

[Daphne Greengrass]

I HAVE A PERFECTLY CLEAN... untouched... VAG!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Sighs* And you are still all fighting over me. How many times do I have to tell you, there is plenty of me. In fact, if you all really want to be first, I'm sure we can arrange something good. *Winks*

[Draco Malfoy]

Oh really? Tell me more *gets up really really close* or you could just show me

[Blaise Zabini]

Scorpppp mate. You really got it going on .

[Guest]

Now now Dee, I'm the older Riddle... and I'm the reigning High Priestess of Smut, Official Whore, Smut Coach AND I think I'm the Queen of Smut too....

So if anyone gets to take him for a test drive it should be me... Just so you all know...

Honey, please.
I've been granted the title Goddess of Smut. You're just my high priestess.
Yeah. We had awards a while back. I was voted best smut writer.
I'm proud.

[Penelope Rosier]

what're ya thinkin there Scorpius? *cocks an eyebrow and smirks*

[Scorpius Malfoy]

You know it Zabini. I'm sure you're jealous that I already have nearly a dozen girls who want to scream my name. It's okay, I'd be jealous of me too.

[Blaise Zabini]

Yeah yeah Scorp. You've got game. But I'm Black.

[Guest]

LMAO Blaise <3

Hm.
I'm quite familiar with girls screaming my name.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Together Blaise, we'll conquer the whole school.

[Draco Malfoy]

BLAISE....


I can't chose... I want you all..... at the same time... okay?

[Blaise Zabini]

I think that sounds lake a plan. Or maybe a challenge?


[Not against each other, but together. Reg, do you know who I am ? And dont say it on here. Some people dont know...]

[Guest]

Oh lord, Tam, I just realized.
Connor's going to be pissed that he's got competition.
Though, how much competition is still to be decided, as we don't have a picture yet to compare.

Connor plays Draco. He was voted sexiest member, and with good reason. He's also my consort as God of Smut. We have a temple. It's badass.

[Blaise Zabini]

[Seevvvv You didnt answer my question ]

[Draco Malfoy]

Well you'll just have to prove to me who is the best winkwink


Connor is going to have a hissy fit! but no one is as sexy as him! Unless that really was Sean... then maybe...

[Penelope Rosier]

true...VERY true...*sighs and wishes the new sirius would get a picture of him*

[Blaise Zabini]

Well you'll just have to prove to me who is the best winkwink


Connor is going to have a hissy fit! but no one is as sexy as him! Unless that really was Sean... then maybe...

DEREK! Shit, If anyone didnt know who I was. They do now.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Tam, we'll come to you. I do the raping. I'm in control.

[And Draco is sexiest member? Us Malfoy's got it going onnn]

[Guest]

-facepalm-
Yeah Katie, that gave it away.

I cannot acknowledge Derek's attractiveness as he is jailbait for me.
-turns nineteen in two months-

And I highly doubt that was actually Sean, even if Sirius' replacement did say he was good looking. The watermark gave that away, hun.

[Blaise Zabini]

Fuck. I hadn't mentioned Derek at all on this account till then

[Draco Malfoy]

I can dream can't I?


Fine Scorpius... come and get me!

[Guest]

Tam, we'll come to you. I do the raping. I'm in control.

[And Draco is sexiest member? Us Malfoy's got it going onnn]

-is thoroughly amused-
I'm sure I could provide a challenge.
You'll find I can be quite dominant.

Though, Tam knows that, given the pictures I sent her the other week.
[Pssst I still can't find the tape!]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Tam, I will...eventually. I'll add you to my list, sorry you're not at the top *smirks* I'm very particular with who is on top in the first place.

[Draco Malfoy]

[what!?!?!? you need to find it!!!]


You can all fight over me... I can be very submissive....

[Guest]

I have yet to find a man capable of taming me.

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