Dean's stripper lessons for Remus.

[Dean Thomas]

This is where I'll be giving Remus lessons for stripping.

Anyone feel free to watch....and be amazed

[Angela Braddock]

hoh jeez. *facepalm*

[Ginny Weasley]

*Does not think getting stripper lessons from Dean would be a good idea...but will watch*

[Blaise Zabini]

-Strips off in 0.5 seconds flat-

If you are already naked you don't need to strip.

-Walks off-

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Strips off in 0.1 second flat, because I'm sexier*

*Walks away*

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

Strips in 10 minutes...because obviously doing a striptease is hotter than anything else.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

*Would strip for ten minutes, but why do that when I can strip for 100 girls, 0.1 second each?*

[Guest]

That's it.
I'm moving in here.

AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT REMUS YOU NEVER STRIPPED FOR ME?!?
-Severus

[Blaise Zabini]

Strips in 10 minutes...because obviously doing a striptease is hotter than anything else.

-Prefers just having sex....-

[Guest]

But foreplay is fun!

[Blaise Zabini]

But foreplay is fun!

[-Is an absolute nun-]

[Gellert Grindelwald Inact]

-agrees with sev-

SEX ISN'T NEARLY AS MUCH FUN IF YOU JUST, LIKE, GO HAVE IT.

[Fred Weasley - Inactive]

-wanders in mumbling something about reverse stripping- -wanders out-

[Scorpius Malfoy]

I can make anything fun.
End of story.

[Draco Malfoy]

OMG *picks a permanent spot to watch from* Continue!

[Dean Thomas]

That's it.
I'm moving in here.

AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT REMUS YOU NEVER STRIPPED FOR ME?!?
-Severus

[Becuase he didn't have lessons yet!!]

*Starts unpacking costumes*

[Remus Lupin]

[*is dead*]

*walks in and feels really self conscious because there are people watching*

[Remus Lupin]

That's it.
I'm moving in here.

AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT REMUS YOU NEVER STRIPPED FOR ME?!?
-Severus

[*winks at Sev*]

[Dean Thomas]

"Oh good you're here! Wanna begin?"

[Ginny Weasley]

*Wolf whistles at Remus*

[Remus Lupin]

*is currently thinking about running out of the room* Um....sure?

[Dean Thomas]

"Ok we'll start with some stretches. Follow my lead!" He bends down slowly, making sure to stick his butt out, and touches his toes.

[Remus Lupin]

*copies Dean* Am I doing it right?

[Dean Thomas]

"Um, stick out the butt a little more! But you're doing great!" He slowly snakes himself onto the ground and poses sexily.

[Remus Lupin]

*wiggles his butt at Dean*

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