Re: Boy's Dormitory 4 (Scorpius, Flint, Theodore) [NC-17]

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:09 am

Cormac kicks Gellert in the head. He takes a broom from the closet in the dorm, not a 'broom' 'cause who keeps jars of penises in a closet. Wait what's the plural of penis is it penisi or penis' or penises? Anyways he takes the broom not the 'broom' and starts poking not 'poking' Scorpius in the back of the head, not his 'head,'

Gellert Grindelwald Inact April 28th 2010, 6:10 am

-leaves silently so everyone still thinks he's there-

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 28th 2010, 6:12 am

"Fucking stop!" he yells at Cormac hits him in the back of his head. "Can you at least get the fuck out and we'll discuss this later?"

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:12 am

Cormac notices Gellert leaving. Cormac shouts, "HEY SCORPIUS GELLERT ISNT STORKING HIS PENIS ANYMORE AND LEFT." He looks at Faye. "HEY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU WHORE." He looks at Scorpius, "HEY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU MANWHORE."

Claire McCann April 28th 2010, 6:12 am

Faye grabbed her clothing off the floor and threw on her shirt and skirt. She threw the blanket at Cormac and yelled, "You. Are. Disgusting!" She suddenly felt the urge to cry and she ran from the room.

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:13 am

Cormac laughed. "Hey Scorpius are you that bad in bed?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 28th 2010, 6:14 am

Scorpius doesn't know what to say, because Cormac has successfully cockblocked him.

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:14 am

Cormac wins bitch.

Guest April 28th 2010, 6:16 am

Cormac McLaggen wrote:Cormac wins bitch.

[I LOVE YOU.]

Claire McCann April 28th 2010, 6:18 am

[Technically, Gellert wins.]

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:22 am

[Technically, you're an extreme whore on both Fleur and Faye, but those are only technicalities.]

Claire McCann April 28th 2010, 6:26 am

[I'm more of a whore on Faye, though.]

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 28th 2010, 6:28 am

[Uhhh, what? Faye is the one that is actually IN a relationship...and she's only hooked up with one guy beside me.]

**Penelope Rosier** April 28th 2010, 6:30 am

[*whistles innocently*]

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 6:30 am

[Wonder where the characters got it from..]

Gellert Grindelwald Inact April 28th 2010, 6:37 am

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:[Uhhh, what? Faye is the one that is actually IN a relationship...and she's only hooked up with one guy beside me.]

[-coughs loudly-]

Claire McCann April 28th 2010, 6:39 am

[Yeah, you know, just the guy who was creepin' under the bed. Not awkward at all.]

Cormac McLaggen April 28th 2010, 9:21 am

Cormac re-enters giddy. He goes in his bed and stays there till Sam comes back for him.

**Draco Malfoy** April 28th 2010, 2:52 pm

Cormac McLaggen wrote:[Wonder where the characters got it from..]

[*has now bypassed dead into whatever comes after it*]

Cormac McLaggen May 2nd 2010, 11:19 pm

Cormac comes in with a picture of the girl in Dee's Rose picture. "FAP!"

**Draco Malfoy** May 2nd 2010, 11:35 pm

[Nice Cormac... so how's Penny doing?]

Guest May 8th 2010, 11:54 pm

Regulus is dragged into Cormac's dorm by him, and takes a seat on Cormac's bed, looking pale and ill.

Cormac McLaggen May 8th 2010, 11:55 pm

Cormac takes out two bottles of firebeer and hands one to Reg.

Guest May 8th 2010, 11:57 pm

Regulus looks at it skeptically but decides that anything that might possibly help him forget it all was worth it. He opens it and takes a small sip tentatively, feeling hopelessly young and naive compared to Cormac and Viktor and Gellert and basically everyone else. "Thanks. For helping..."

Cormac McLaggen May 9th 2010, 12:00 am

"No problem. It's what friends do." Cormac takes the cork off his bottle and takes a swig.

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