The Average Wizard's Café

[Draco Malfoy]

Menu:

THE TAM SPECIAL - A Tuna sandwich with Tater Tots on the side. Dessert options include an array of Tarts and pot of Tea

THE LUNA SPECIAL - Plimpie soup with optional Krack additions for that extra zing

THE SEVILICIOUS SPECIAL - Chocolate Froggies with a special gift inside!

THE DRACO SPECIAL - Sexy with a side of sexy with some sexy sauce on top

THE SCORPIUS SPECIAL - Sexy with a side of Grandma's Cookies. Optional Sweater provided

THE DEAN SPECIAL - The Monsssstuuuuurrr Kids Meal. With a suprise gift! it's a sheep wig

THE ADRIAN SPECIAL - Penis cookies. Varying sizes with random amounts of Creme filling. Knife included for easy cutting

THE SIRIUS SPECIAL - A hot dog. With or without bun

THE JOEL SPECIAL - Fruitcake. Or Cheesecake. Or Fruity Cheesecake. Or Cheese and Fruitcake. Or Fruit topped Cheesecake...

THE KAITE SPECIAL - Prison Food... for the jailbait hunters

THE PANSY SPECIAL - A PB&J with a bottle of Firebeer (any label but Baby Fart)

THE GABBY SPECIAL - A little Croissant stuffed with Cheese, served with Butterwhiskey

Weekend Special:
Tamcakes - they taste like SMUT... which tastes like sweat, shame, sex and blueberries

Thursday's Special (limited supply):
A Pufflehuff S'more with Nutella dipping sauce

[Draco Malfoy]

THE AVERAGE WIZARD CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

We offer:
Sit in meals
Take-out
and
Owl Order Deliveries


Staff:
Manager/Chef- Tam Riddle
Waitress - Luna Lovegood
Waiter - Kyle
Waiter - Scorpius Malfoy


General Look:
One long communal table in the middle which is great for meeting people (like this: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20091023-topten-table.jpg )
A few small two or three person tables around the sides

[Rita Skeeter - Inactive]

[THIS IS GENIUS!]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[TAM I DEMAND A SPECIAL.]

[DramioneFanGirl-Inactive]

Can I have a Draco Special?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-walks in with hair in a bun-
A Draco special? Coming right up!
-flashes awesome smile and walks to the kichens-

[Draco Malfoy]

*Whips up a Draco special with a bit of extra sexy sauce*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-struts out all sexy like with tray for Drammy-
Here ya go dear, one Draco special with extra sexy sauce

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[I feel cool.]

As Dee:
*Drops in like a ninja and makes the Dee special*
[*shall think of it later*]

As Gabby:
*looks around innocently* I will 'ave ze Sirius Special. I 'ave never eaten a wiener before.

[Guest]

Hmm... I'll have a Gabby special

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-smiles and does not laugh...does not laugh-
Ok then delicate. Would you like that with or without a bun?

-skips towards Whiskey Riddle-
One Gabby special coming right up

-skips off towards the kitchen-

[Draco Malfoy]

*prepares the Gabby special* Order up! One Gabby Special!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-skips out towards Whiskey Riddle-
One Gabby special. Enjoy

-skips off to the kitchens-

[-waits for Gabby's reply-]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

I theenk I would like my wiener without a bun, zank you.
*plots ways to get rude, almost laughing waitress fired*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-likes Dee better than Gabby-
Ok then sugarpie, it'll be right out

-skips into the kitchen and whips up a big wiener for Gabby without a bun-
-walks back out-
Here ya go toots. One wiener, no bun.
-flashes waitress smile-

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[*cries because she has no friends*]

*looks at wiener and wonders how to eat it* *takes a big, juicy bite*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

[-dies- hahaha! You have Viktor! He'll be you friend!]

-thinks if Dee comes I won't be her waitress because she needs to meet our waiter, Kyle-

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[True. But everyone is much older. I wanted to play her realistically and I think she's a little lonely at the moment. *hopes Creeveys log on soon*]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

[YES! That'd be perfect!!!!]

[Daphne Greengrass]

*rolls in* Fuck yeah. Whaddaya got here?

[Guest]

*Finishes Gabby Special*

I love this place. They have good food.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-Luna takes a break-

-A sexy man walks out all sexy like with his sexy smile and walks up to Dee-
Hello there. I'm Kyle

[Daphne Greengrass]

Kyle, huh? *eyes his body and plans wedding*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Yup, that's me
-takes out sexy, order notebook of sexy sexiness and sex-
What would you like today?

[Daphne Greengrass]

*looks at menu briefly* I have a special request, if that's cool. Can I have a Kyle special? *winks suggestively*

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