Re: The Grand Staircase

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:17 am

"You think so? I don't know...He didn't seem that bad. Just insensitive, but I think I can do something about that. He just needs to learn to think before he speaks." Alex laughs because as of now, Luna's buddies are Gellert and Evan, the rapists of AWF.

**Molly Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:17 am

[Once Evan hears about this, he is going to kick Gid's arse. He growled in my head SUPER LOUD just now.]

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 9:18 am

Luna Lovegood wrote:[HI! I got bored in Ravenclaw so I switched... I'll be a Claw in 2.0 though.]

[That's so we can have wild and passionate common room sex...I mean what?! Who said that?!
Just kidding.

BUT REALLY. I WILL FUCKING KICK BOTH OF YOUR ARSES IF YOU PULL ANY MOVES ON MY LUNA. EVAN, I'M ALREADY WATCHING YOU CAREFULLY MISTER. *GROWLS*]

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:22 am

[I thought Evan was only going after Polly?? Also, Evan: BRING IT.]

"Well, at the Prom he was really rude to Polly - did she tell you about it? He was just about ready to rape her in the dancefloor, it seemed... Until I stepped in, her knight in shining armour!" Gideon said that last bit proudly; after all, he would see himself as the hero.

Mya Lupin June 20th 2010, 9:23 am

[Evan made a friend. It was a sweet moment, really.... and if Gid gucks that up, Evan is going to rip his arm off and shove it up his arse. RAWR.]

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:25 am

Luna's jaw dropped. "OH! That was the same-- Slytherin. Prom. Oh," she said turning red. "And I was alone with him too! I'll keep that in mind if I ever see him again. I had no idea he was the same guy that Polly told me about!"

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:30 am

"Yeah, that's the one." Gideon said, grimacing. "If you talk to him again, I'd take someone with you. I mean, I'm not saying you can't talk to him - I wouldn't, but that's me. And if you ever get in trouble, I'd be honoured to be your knight in shining armour as well." He tried to bow regally, but didn't succeed very well due to the fact he was still sitting on the stairs.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:36 am

Luna giggles at his attempted bow and Alex laughs because she remembers when the Prewett's wanted Fabuna and Gluna...Well now one is on his way to being whipped while the other is gay as a maypole. "Well, Polly is one of my friends too. I don't think I could be friends with someone who hurt her like that."

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:45 am

"Well, the shining-knight offer still stands, Lu," Gideon says with a smirk, because AJ remembers those days too, and still doesn't really want to rule out Gluna at some point, even if Rolf would object.

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 9:47 am

OH NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! JUST FOR THAT, I AM FUCKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU! I MEAN...FRANK IS FUCKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU. YEP! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE! STAY AWAY FROM MY LUNA! *GLARES MASSIVELY AT THE HOMEWRECKER*

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:48 am

-dies-

Luna smiles. "I'll keep that in mind, but I think I can handle him. I'm pretty good with people. Hopefully I won't be seeing anymore of this Evan guy though."

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:49 am

[I'm sorry, Gid is just trying to be a gentleman. He just doesn't really know how to do it without flirting... AND GIDEON PREWETT IS NO HOMEWRECKER. NO NO NO NO NO. JUST A FLIRT.]

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:53 am

"Oh. Okay!" Gideon says, thinking that maybe he should change the subject because Rolf is being mean to him, "so what are you making?"

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:54 am

Rolf Scamander wrote:OH NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! JUST FOR THAT, I AM FUCKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU! I MEAN...FRANK IS FUCKING YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU. YEP! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE! STAY AWAY FROM MY LUNA! *GLARES MASSIVELY AT THE HOMEWRECKER*

OMR
Fo rizzle?
Teehee.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:55 am

Luna looks down at the cork necklace in her hands and smiles. "Oh, it's a cork necklace. It keeps away the nargles."

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:56 am

[NO ALICE, NOT 'FO RIZZLE'... NEVER EVER EVER.]

"... Sorry, but what are Nargles?" He asks, curious.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 9:57 am

"Oh. Right. They're little creatures that live in mistletoe. They tend to be little thieves though. I once had my shoes stolen by nargles," she says very seriously.

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 9:58 am

"I see." Gideon also says very seriously. "So, when my white shirt and my red shirt disappeared, it was the Nargles? Because I swear Fabian got some new pink shirts around the same time..."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 10:01 am

Luna laughs. "I don't think that was the nargles. Looks like someone needs to have a chat with their brother, or possibly buy him his own pink shirts."

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 10:02 am

FO RIZZLE FO RIZZLE FO RIZZLE FO RIZZLE. *sticks tongue out*

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 10:03 am

NODS IN AGREEMENT WITH ALICE.

OH, OR MAYBE WE'LL JUST LOSE OUR VIRGINITIES IN YOUR DORM...RIGHT ON GIDDY WIDDY AND FABBY-WABBY'S BEDS.

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 10:04 am

"Ah. I see how it is," Gideon says thoughtfully, stroking an imaginary goatee. Because he's cool like that. "Maybe I should talk to Fabian..."

[Ack. Sorry. I have to go. I'll be back in half an hourish... Or we can pause, or you can leave. I don't mind.]

**Molly Prewett** June 20th 2010, 10:04 am

[Molly is gonna be pissed - having to wash that many sheets...]

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 10:07 am

[Okay! I might be asleep by then but I'll be on in the morning er- night. haha I'll miss you!]

Luna giggles. "Good idea, but if you still think it's the nargles I could always make you a cork necklace."

[PAUSED.]

**Alice Prewett** June 20th 2010, 10:11 am

Rolf Scamander wrote:NODS IN AGREEMENT WITH ALICE.

OH, OR MAYBE WE'LL JUST LOSE OUR VIRGINITIES IN YOUR DORM...RIGHT ON GIDDY WIDDY AND FABBY-WABBY'S BEDS.

OMG LET'S DO ITTTT. Aren't you all in the same dorm anyway? *goes to check*

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