Re: A hole in the ground

[Rolf Scamander]

"Yes, unfortunately," he says with a sigh. "She just...she always makes comments about how Potter's Basilisk is so smooth and slick and nice...or how Dean is the best big black man ever. I dunno...guess I'm just not worth it. IDK THOUGH. I mean, I gave her some fucking AWESOME bookshelf, thestral, and shower sex. Guess it wasn't enough in the end," he says dramatically.

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"Wow, that's rough mate. Two guys? Damn, I thought it was bad when Alice just craved Malfoy's pimp cane inside of her wideset vagina. But no...I think that the two guys think is so much worse. I guess it's because I never gave her anything. Just my undying love...not any sort of snake, cane, wand, broomstick. Nothing," he says with a sigh.

[Rolf Scamander]

"YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER ANYTHING?!" he asks. "OMG. Are you diseased?" he asks. He shakes his head for a moment. "Mate, maybe you should get yourself checked out. I mean, there are plenty of doctors that would help you. Maybe you should go see Nurse Joel. I'm sure he has many pamphlets to make sure everything down there is a-okay."

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

"I'M NOT DISEASED. I'M JUST NOT LOVED. APPARENTLY MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A THING FOR MALFOY BECAUSE MALFOYS DO IT BEST. Plus, I'm in Annie's hole. Clearly that means I have no issues with getting myself into sticking situations." Literally.

[Rolf Scamander]

"Hmm, I suppose that is true," Rolf says, thinking for a moment. "Well, as mentioned before...just be glad it's one guy. I mean...there's also this Gideon fellow. He's a no good wanker sometimes. Makes me all mad and angry and I just want to tell him to suck his non-existent dick. That or maybe I'll go and pull out his uterus and make him eat it. EAT IT I SAY."

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

Frank stares at Rolf for a moment and is suddenly afraid of this crazy, possessive uke. "Right....well," Frank says while thinking of how to possibly respond to that. "Err, I think Imma gooooooo," he says while standing out. "Nice meeting you," he says. He then jumps a few times, trying to get out of the hole...but it's difficult because the hole is so deep and dark. He finally succeeds and scrambles back to the castle.

[Gideon Prewett]

"Hmm, I suppose that is true," Rolf says, thinking for a moment. "Well, as mentioned before...just be glad it's one guy. I mean...there's also this Gideon fellow. He's a no good wanker sometimes. Makes me all mad and angry and I just want to tell him to suck his non-existent dick. That or maybe I'll go and pull out his uterus and make him eat it. EAT IT I SAY."

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[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf continues to sit in the hole by himself because he still thinks Luna is a butt trumpet.

[OH...UHHH...HI AJ. Rolf doesn't really think like that IC. I just...felt it necessary to add that. He sorta kinda forgives you for the whole thing. Sort of]

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf dies in Annie's hole because Luna told him to.

Sad days.

Rolf's died twice in the past two days because of Luna.

SEEMS LIKE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP, HUH.

[Neville Longbottom]

Neville walks out to Annie's hole. He looks into the hole and see's how deep it really goes. Which is deep. Annie has a deep hole. Anyways, he jumps into it and dies.

[Guest]

Marcus walks out to Annie's hole. He looks into the hole and see's how deep it really goes. Which is deep. Annie has a deep hole. Anyways, he jumps into it and dies.

[Claire McCann]

FAYE RUNS IN, GRABS NEV, AND COVERS ANNIE'S HOLE WITH STEEL AND MASSIVE STONE AND CHEESE AND SPAGHETTI AND PILES OF CONCRETE AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER HEAVY SHIT SO NO ONE CAN DIE INSIDE SPECIFICALLY NEV AND MARCUS YEAH

[Guest]

Awww....too bad you just trapped them in there.

[Claire McCann]

....You depress me.

[Guest]

i'm sorry D: *is dead in a hole*

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