Re: King Burger

[Romilda Vane]

[Love this thread!]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

FRED. SKERPIUS WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR NAME. ROMILDER.

ORDER OR I AM GOING TO CALL THE SECURITY.

[Romilda Vane]

GAHH!! I'LL HAVE ONE OF WHATEVER WON'T GET ME CUT!!!

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[FINE]

Skerpius swaggers in with his pants half way down his ass. "Yo fool! Can I get mah self a bratwurst?"

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

TAKE DIS BAG OF GREASE STICKS AND GET TO A TABLE.

OR I WILL CUT YOU

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"YO, are you throwin' dem grease sticks at me? Yo bitch, I ain't takin' no shit from you! I want a fuckin' bratwurst!"

[Guest]

[I have no idea what's going on here, but I just read Scorpius' post, and I'm dying of laughter.]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

Get da fuck outta here you little bitch.

YOUR BRATWURST IS NUTTIN'.

I AM DA BOSS HERE. Oh, haaaay Mr. Williams...

[Claire McCann]

[I feel appreciated here. I'M SO PROUD OF ALL OF YOU.]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[Teehee. We love you.]

I gotta complicated order. This dude needs a bratwurst. BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE MEDICAL TOOLS TO ATTACH ONE HERE.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Hahahah, thanks Reg/Sev ]

"Fine ho! I ain't takin' no mo shit from you! You can take them grease sticks and shove em up yo large ass! I'm outta here!"

*Stands up and swaggers back out with his pants still half way down his ass*

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

*starts grinding Duayne on the counter*

Oh shiiiit. You know I have a large ass boi. You know it.

[Claire McCann]

[-ponders having Bon Qui Qui come in and whoop some ASS-]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[Feel free to come in and whoop my ass *winks*]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[*cries* Bon Qui Qui am I not being a good mini Bon Qui Qui?]

HAYYY. SKERPIS. You forgot your grease sticks!

[Claire McCann]

[Oh, god. And yes, Gabs, you are the best mini Bon Qui Qui ever.]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

[Fuck yeah.]

Mini Bon Qui Qui, why are you cursing and doing those atrocious mating calls on my counter during your shift?
Oh haay Mr. Williams... This customer was harrassin' me, sir! *turns to customer* I will CUT you.
Mini Bon Qui Qui, I expect better behavior. I cannot have semen all over the counter. It's unsanitary. And besides, Melissa, who works the fryer, is deathly afraid of semen.
Okay, Mr. Williams. I'll take it to the corner...

[Nikki Orwell]

[Mini Bon is amazing]

-saunters in- Mini Bon, mah gurl! Wassup? Like mah new acrylics?

[Claire McCann]

-The Queen of all that is Ghetto, Bon Qui Qui enters-

AWWW HELL NAWHHH.
What da mothereffin' hell is dis SHAT?
-snaps fingers and waves arms about in crazy hand gestures-

I'm gonna shank all ya'll bitches!

[Nikki Orwell]

[OMR! In English yesterday, I was using huge hand gestures, and felt like you!]

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

Oh, hay Bon Qui Qui. I was just over her with dis guy here on da counter. *shoves the guy into the trash can*

I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU MAKE A NOISE AND MR. WILLIAMS HEARS. CUT. YOU.

[Claire McCann]

HAYYY GURL HAYYYYY!
Dat's my lil Bon Qui Qui mini me.
I'm proud of dat shat gurrrrrl. Proud up in hurrrr.

No one givin' you shat, ya hurrd?
I will fuck dem up!
-waves hands around wildly-

-turns to people she doesn't know and sup nods, filing her zebra striped acrylics-
WHAT'S YA NAME, DELICATE?!

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

Hey Bon Qui Qui! Look at mah new elephant striped acrylics!

[Claire McCann]

OHHH WELL SHIT GURL.
DOSE ARE FLYYYYYY AS PHUCK.

MM, GURL.
Dose boys will never get off ya jock naowww.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

[I don't wanna get off your jock Faye]

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