Re: The Quidditch Pitch

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 10:38 pm

Dee walks over with her broom. She sees the back of the Bulgarian Boob's head and stiffens. "Waiting for your boyfriend?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 10:40 pm

[It's Bulgarian Bon Bon for your information!!!! -pouts-]

Viktor turns and narrows his eyes at Dee. "No, and vot if I vas?"

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 10:44 pm

[You know I love you, right? I don't mean what I say, you know!]

Dee scowls. "Just wondering. Wouldn't want to stick around if you were. I don't need to see THAT." She picks up her bat, menacingly.

[I wasn't going to hit you though!]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 10:47 pm

[I LOVE YOU TOO! -hugs- I mean... -stands here like a man-]

"Vell he's not here so I guess you haff nothing to vorry about."

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 10:51 pm

"Lovely." She looks at the broom in is hand. "Viktor Krum, huh? International Quidditch heartthrob." She laughs evilly. "Whatever..."

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 10:55 pm

"I guess that's vat some vould call me...Now as much as I vould love to stand here and finish this heart-warming conversation, I think I'd better practice."

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 10:59 pm

"Yeah," she scoffs. "I saw you at the World Cup. You could use the practice. Sure, the feint and the catch were both good. But they could've been better.

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:03 pm

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T! -KRACKS knuckles-]

Viktor smirks. "Yeah? I caught it didn't I?"

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:06 pm

"Yes, I just said that. And when you cam into the Top Box, you looked like a sweaty duck."

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:08 pm

"Is that so? Reg doesn't seem to think so."

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:12 pm

"Reg wouldn't know good looking if it hit him in the genitals with a bowling ball. Or maybe sweaty ducks are just his preference."

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:13 pm

"You do remember he dated you, yes? So I guess that vould make you a sweaty duck as vell."

Cormac McLaggen April 23rd 2010, 11:14 pm

[LOL DEE I LOVE YOU! I'm creeping this BTW. OH and Luna, just thought I should tell you, there was an old spice commercial on TV and it used the term 'fresherest' and I burst out laughing! AND An old spice commercial was on the bus and I burst out laughing in front of a few of my friends and they all looked at me weirdly..]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:19 pm

"No. I was implying that he left me for you- a sweaty duck." She glares. "I don't waddle, do I?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:23 pm

[-actually wants Old Spice-]

"No, and nor do I." He narrowed his eyes at her. "I think it had something to do with your kissing skills. He told me about it. Sad really. You might vant to vork on that."

[-feels really bad-]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:27 pm

"I've seen you walk, Krum. I think you do." Her fingers inch towards her wand. "Wow... That's hilarious. What would he know anyway? I was his first kiss."

[*sobs*]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:29 pm

"Yeah...you're also the last girl he'll ever kiss. How does that feel?"

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** April 23rd 2010, 11:34 pm

Viktor Krum wrote:"Yeah...you're also the last girl he'll ever kiss. How does that feel?"

[hahaha i would say that's a hit below the belt but Dee doesn't have anything below the belt so it's not the same...]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:35 pm

She transfigures his face into a duck bill. "Feels great," she laughs. "That'll wear off in a week. And only I can undo it, but I don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon." She grins evilly, and skips away with her shield cloak before he can do anything to her. "See ya later, Duck Boy!"

Guest April 23rd 2010, 11:35 pm

-cough-FINITE INCANTATEM-cough-NONVERBAL-cough-

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 23rd 2010, 11:37 pm

Viktor is relived that some random stranger saved his sexy face because he would slap a bitch if anyone gave him a duck bill or anything else that would ruin the Krack plans. He picks up his broom and leaves, not really in the mood to fly anymore.

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:39 pm

Sirius Black wrote:-cough-FINITE INCANTATEM-cough-NONVERBAL-cough-

[NO. UNACCEPTABLE. I hate you all.]

Guest April 23rd 2010, 11:39 pm

[BUT THE KRACK

WE NEEDS IT]

**Daphne Greengrass** April 23rd 2010, 11:42 pm

[SO? His reaction would've been golden!]

**Remus Lupin** April 23rd 2010, 11:44 pm

[*drags Dee away* Come along dear, don't interfere with Krack...some of us are dying in wait for it. And it would be rather hard for them to kiss if Viktor has a duck bill.]

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