Re: Lupin Family House

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:11 am

-skips around singing and puts Dee in a fat suit-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:12 am

*sits on Teddy with her fat suit*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:14 am

-dies under Dees wide load-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:15 am

*has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina*

*is glad Teddy is dead*

**Remus Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:16 am

*headdesk*

TEDDY! COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:17 am

-wakes up with blood on him, the spell worn off since he died-
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
-runs away to burn his clothes, crying-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:19 am

*giggles and runs to put a tampon in*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:20 am

TRY A PILLOW, FATTY!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:20 am

THANKS BRO. *wonders when Teddy will grow a weenie*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:22 am

-would do something to prove he as a weenie, but this is a family house, so he refrains-

**Remus Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:23 am

*locks himself in his bathroom and drowns himself in the bathtub*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:23 am

*knows Teddy has a hole and not a stick because she saw him in the shower the other day, and had to scratch her eyes out*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:24 am

-pees on the table-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:26 am

*doesn't think Mum is going to be very happy about that and pees in Teddy's bed*

Guest April 19th 2010, 4:26 am

[is secretly jealous of the family, even with all the fighting.]

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:28 am

-changes Dees shampoo to blue skin dye-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:29 am

*uses Mum's shampoo instead and has sex in Teddy's bed*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:30 am

-transfigures the boy Dee's having sex with into a raccoon-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:31 am

*throws the rabid raccoon into Teddy's toilet so his butt will get eaten*

*forgets to change the sheets*

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:32 am

-stores a dead homeless man under Dees bed-

**Remus Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:33 am

*is drowning in the bathtub*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:34 am

*puts the homeless man in Teddy's toilet too*

*introduces Teddy's sex toy to Mum and Dad as Teddy's girlfriend*

Guest April 19th 2010, 4:34 am

[thinks that someone should do something before he is dead and your all screwed for life]

**Teddy Lupin** April 19th 2010, 4:35 am

-charms Dee's legs to grow hair like a monkey and burns all the razors and everything except her skirts-

**Daphne Greengrass** April 19th 2010, 4:36 am

*MAGICALLY REMOVES HAIR*

*charms Teddy's ovaries to shrink, causing him to have no reproductive organs*

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