Re: Lupin Family House

**Dean Thomas** April 21st 2010, 2:25 am

*~~FLAILS LIKE A GIRL~~ strikes a manly pose*

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:32 am

*is still fainted because no one told him that Dee really wasn't pregnant*

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:33 am

Dad, I'm pregnant.
[tried to do math but my mom is playing inspirational music REALLY loudly.]

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:34 am

*dies because that isn't even possible*

[aww haha :3]

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:34 am

-is secretly a girl-

**Dean Thomas** April 21st 2010, 2:35 am

"Well..Congrats Teddy!"

**Molly Prewett** April 21st 2010, 2:35 am

*hopes Cissy will come for a visit soon because she's mother of the year*

*throws cold water on Remus*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 21st 2010, 2:35 am

TEDDY IS A TRANSVESTITE?

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:36 am

*wakes up*

MY BOY WAS A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME?! *flails about like a fishy out of water*

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:37 am

I'd just like to thank Dee... she supported me the whole way. -starts crying happily-

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:40 am

*faints again because all these surprises are really starting to get to him and he doesn't know how many more he can handle*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 21st 2010, 2:40 am

I AM SUCH A SAINT.

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:42 am

She's also the father.

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:44 am

*wakes up then faints again*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 21st 2010, 2:45 am

WTF BITCH? *takes off clothes*

I HAVE NO PENIS. *shows off nice little hole and pubic hair*

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:45 am

*is currently glad he's fainted and in lala land*

**Dean Thomas** April 21st 2010, 2:52 am

*passes out next to Remus*

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:56 am

-steps back, shocked-
IT WAS THERE BEFORE, I SWEAR!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 21st 2010, 2:57 am

NO IT WASN'T.

I WAS BORN WITH A VAGINA, AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAD ONE. *shows off baby pictures*

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 2:58 am

[LOL Teddy...hahahaha I love you.]

**Molly Prewett** April 21st 2010, 2:58 am

*headdesk*

**Daphne Greengrass** April 21st 2010, 2:59 am

Remus Lupin wrote:[LOL Teddy...hahahaha I love you.]

[WHOA. *runs away to FUCKING AUSTRALIA TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER*]

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 3:01 am

-faints-

**Remus Lupin** April 21st 2010, 3:02 am

*is pretty sure fainting runs in the family*

**Teddy Lupin** April 21st 2010, 3:04 am

[Fainters and Flailers]

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