Re: Hagrid's Hut

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor rolls his eyes. He's Viktor Fucking Krum, and needs no introduction.

[Guest]

"I know who you are," he replied as he took Cedric's hand and shook it firmly with a big, toothy grin. "Quite the seeker, eh? Nothin' like 'Arry or Krum, of course, but still a thumpin' good one. Now sit, sit," he told them, motioning to the huge chairs in the hut. "You said you be needin' to ask me somethin'?" he asked as he sat down in his own large chair.

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric frowned, unhappy to be compared to Harry Freakin' Potter. He thought he was the better seeker. Plus, he was the REAL Hogwarts Champion. Harry always got in the way. He perked up when he heard Hagrid asking about the question, looking excitedly towards Viktor to see if he would actually go through with it.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor agrees. Cedric is the real Hogwarts champion through and through. He sits down in a chair facing Hagrid with that sexy, charming smirk of his. "Hagrid?" he starts, leaning forwards slightly in his chair. This would be easier if he was just upfront about it. "I'd like to ask you a question regarding your cock. Just the basics. No details necessary," he says, ignoring the horrified look Hagrid is giving him. Is the friendly giant blushing? Why, yes he is! "Vot I'm mainly interested in is size. You see, I'd say that I vos the biggest in all of Hogvarts, but Cedric here tells me he thinks you may be bigger. Care to settle this dispute for us? It vould really help me sleep at night if I knew the truth," he asked innocently without blushing or hesitating in the slightest.

[Guest]

Hagrid chokes on the tea he was sipping as he hears the question that Krum is asking him. "You've got to be jokin' with me, Krum. Can't seriously be askin' me a question like that? What are even think' about that fer, eh?" He noticed that the two seekers are not moving. In fact, they're just sitting there, awaiting his answer. "Fine. Yer nosy kids," he grumbles as he sets down his tea to show them exactly how big he is using hand measurements. He holds his hands out pretty damn far before standing up and ushering both the students out of his hut. "Yer be best to not tell anyone 'bout this, ye hear?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor sits there patiently as he waits for Hagrid to answer the simple question. His eyes widen in shock at the length between Hagrid's hands. Damn. The giant was bigger. He's laughing as both he and Cedric are forced out of the hut, and doubles over in laughter as Hagrid slams the door behind them. "I told you I'd do it," he says, still laughing as he stands outside the hut with Cedric.

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric burst out laughing as soon as the door closes behind them. "I can't believe you actually did that!" He gets out between fits of laughter, "And man, did you see that?" More laughter, "Could you even imagine? Wait, don't."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"No, I don't vant to imagine," he said with a laugh. "Vell, that vos fun."

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

"So now," He started, taking a step towards Viktor so they were standing close enough to touch, "I can call you little Viktor and you," He reached out and poked Viktor in the chest, "Can't say anything." He finished, enunciating each word with a jab.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor finally stopped laughing enough to whack Cedric's hand away. "Fine, fine. Fair enough. But you have to admit, I'm pretty amazing for asking him that."

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

"Yes, yes. You're the best. 'Course, I could have done it myself." He said with a smirk, "I just wanted to see you do it."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh, yeah right! I highly doubt that," he said with a laugh. "Doesn't matter. I'm the von who did it. I should get an award or something."

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric gave Viktor a considering look, "All right, then. What would you like for your reward? One choice, anything you want." He grinned, "This is a once in a lifetime offer, make your choice carefully."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor looked contemplative for a moment before looking at Cedric with a sexy smirk. "How about I think about this for awhile...I'll get back to you, yeah? I'll tell you then."

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric delicately raised an eyebrow, "Fine, you can have time to think about it." He laughed, "Hit me with your best shot."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Alright then. Be varned. I'm going to think of something good, Mr. Diggory. Just you vait," he said with a wink before walking off to go find Regulus because they haven't talked in forever.

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric wandered off, smiling and shaking his head. Oh, Viktor. Silly little Viktor.

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