Re: The Hogwarts Lake

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:21 pm

"Well, look, i don't know how to tell you this... but the test... it was... wrong..."

**Daphne Greengrass** April 27th 2010, 10:22 pm

[*creeps like Gollum in the Fellowship movie*]

**Ronald Weasley** April 27th 2010, 10:22 pm

[WHAT?!?! OMG WHAT TEST?! WHAT DID I MISS?!?!!?]

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:23 pm

[JUST WAIT AND SEE!]

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:23 pm

"What test?" he asks curiously but warily. "Are you sick?"

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:25 pm

"no... the.. the... paternity test" she tried her hardest not to die laughing

**Daphne Greengrass** April 27th 2010, 10:25 pm

[*cackles madly* BYE...]

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:26 pm

"For....him?" he says wide eyed and looking at the baby in her arms. "That's...that's not good," he says running a hand through his hair. "I hope you find out who the father is."

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:27 pm

"I... I did..." she looked up at him through tear filled eyes.

**Ronald Weasley** April 27th 2010, 10:28 pm

Layla listens in on the conversation. She was a sucker for drama, she lived for it. It sounded as though the one with the baby was expecting another. Too bad she was with that blonde bloy, he was sure cute. She swings her legs in the water, pretending not to be listening.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:29 pm

The wheels in his brain finally started turning, and he realizes what she is implying. "No," he says quickly. "No, no, no."

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** April 27th 2010, 10:30 pm

[-is headdesking- OMFGCG AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAaaaa...]

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:30 pm

Tam had to look down and away so he didn't see the grin spreading across her face. Her voice was shaking when she responded, not from panic but from mirth. "Yes.. I'm sorry... I didn't realize earlier..."

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:32 pm

"That's not possible," he says in a high voice, extremely worried. Faye was going to chop of his balls. "Please, Tam, that baby has got to be at least six months. We had sex nearly a month ago."

**Ronald Weasley** April 27th 2010, 10:33 pm

[omg this is gooood but I have to goooo *clings to computer*]

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:33 pm

Tam looked up at him and cracked up. "You should see your face!" She fell over backwards laughing, still making sure to keep Hashbee from falling off.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:34 pm

"What?!" he says loudly. "What the fuck are you on about!"

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:38 pm

"Oh my god... that was fucking priceless! Sorry Scorp! I saw you sitting here and just couldn't resist!" She grinned over at him.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:39 pm

"It's not mine?" he asks looking at her with shock, relief, and anger.

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:40 pm

"Hell no! I had him before I even met you" She laughed again and sat up. "You crazy fuck"

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:41 pm

"Merlin's holy fucking balls Tam! Why the fuck would you do that!" he yells. "You should know that all rational thought flows out the fucking window when you talk about babies."

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:43 pm

"Sorry Scorp... but your face was PRICELESS" She started to get up. "Well I have to head off now.... I promise next time I see you I'll try not to screw with your head so much"

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:43 pm

"Yeah thanks, apparently you like to screw with me," he mumbles angrily and glares as she walks off.

**Draco Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:44 pm

"See ya babe!" She wanders off into nothingness because Cat is going to meet Alan Rickman so suck it bitches!

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 27th 2010, 10:49 pm

Scorpius grumbles to himself, mumbling about what a fucking bitch she is for tricking him like that. Babies, are not something you joke with. Especially with your one-night stand. He remains sitting at the lake, curious to see if someone else will come to help him boost his post count.

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