Smut Count Club

[Draco Malfoy]

Scorp and I were debating this on skype so we're making a club.

Co-Presidents: Tamskank Riddle and Scorpiass Mafoy


THE COUNT:
Tater: 4
Facorpius: 2.5
Krack: .5

RULES:
1. Must be partially naked and in a smut thread to count
2. Oral sex only counts as a half
3. Multiple rounds of smut in the same night (AWF night) still only counts as one smut
4. All smuts must be reported here with a thread name (just in case we don't believe you) in order to be added to the count
5. It can be for any pairing, Scorp and I are just pervs who like to keep track

[Draco Malfoy]

Krack: BJ in ROR


Tater: Old Forum - 2 broom closets and once in an Alcove, new forum - once in random clearing (longest foreplay - 10 days)

[Rose Weasley]

I DON'T THINK DEE'S COUNT BECAUSE TAM HATES ME.

SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS TO ME.

SHE'S SICK. A SICK PERSON. SO SICK. GROSS.

OKAY, I'M LEAVING NOW. NOW THAT MY DIGNITY IS DROWNING IN A VAT OF TOXIC WASTE.

[Ginny Weasley]

*Cries* I AM NOT A HORNDOG!

[Draco Malfoy]

True.... BUT SCORPIASS IS!

Also Dee.... I LOVE YOU BABE!


Tater2 (Tam/PPan): once, random clearing

Tea: once, random clearing

..... Tellert: doesn't count... never finished the BJ

Torpius: Once, Scorpiass' dorm

Tart: NEVER FINISHED CAUSE BARTY LEFT *sobs*

I'm sure I'll think of more...

OH

Tandroemi - once.... garden or where ever it was

Tian - I NEED TO COUNT... *flails* alot of times... in several different places

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