Smut Squad: Rated R

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

Requirements:
1) Must actively read/creep smut on THIS site
2) Must have written smut of any kind before being accepted (One my apply for the Squad before writing smut). Smut does not have to be on this site. Any kind of erotic writing counts.

Please put-
1) your favorite pairing(s)
2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
3) what you have to offer this Squad.
4) list your squicks, if any.

Your official Queen of Smut,
Adrian Black

Members of Smut Squad-
Adrian Black: The King Midus of Smut
Severus Snape:
Dean Thomas:
Danni Grindelwald:
George Weasley: Prince(ss) of Smutland
Dee Riddle:
Draco Malfoy:
Hermione J Granger:
Peter Pan:
Luna Lovegood: Princess of Smutland
TamsynMarveneRiddle:

[Guest]

... I am the writer of all Snupin.
I demand membership and VIP status.

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

You're IN!!!!!! Yay Severus Smut! XD

You better supply me with some Snaco... I don't even care if it's dream smut, or more of what happened in the boy's dorm.

[Guest]

Both in all likelihood. Just probably not very much until next week, which is apparently the scheduled death of Snupin.

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

Snupin has a scheduled death date? Let me know when Snaco starts! I still haven't read all the Snupin... I have to go catch up on that. XD

[Guest]

Apparently, according to Remus.
I was SO depressed about it until yesterday night.
You know why, I'm sure.

SNACOSY FTW

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

SNACOSY?!??!!?! OMR that's going to be soooooooooooo hot! *fans self heavily*

[Dean Thomas]

1) your favorite pairings if you are interested in joining
In terms of Smut..I like me some Snupin..but Adroemi is fantastical

2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad
I am a super creeper of all things Smut, and I need to learn how to write my own smut...

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
I can offer you supreme creeperness...because it's always fun to have an audience

Thankyou and farewell

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

YOU'RE IN DEAN!!!!

Brownie points for Adrioemi being one of your faves!

And writing smut is absolutely no fun without a audience. Also, I read your Deanni smut! SOOOO HOT!!! Yall both did really well! Even with it being your first time. I loved it!

Ok that's a new rule for the Smut Squad: You must have written at least some smut even if it's not on this site.

Oh Dean! You should put the Deanni smut in the Smut Reel

[Dean Thomas]

*is dissapointed in creeping skill* There's a smut reel?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*is glad this is the Smut Squad and not the Creeper's Club, or else Dean would be kicked off. Settles for smacking him upside the head*

I see you found it... about time...

*taps foot*

[Dean Thomas]

*grovels at feet* I SOWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYY

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*pats head and gropes innappropriately... [this is the Smut Squad after all]*

Yes yes, I know. You are forgiven.

[Also, it doesn't matter how "innocent" the smut is... smut is smut and it is ALLLLLLL wonderful! Even Treebeard/Billy the Pony... *looks around for Tam to back her up... doesn't find her.*

[Dean Thomas]

[I started to read that, but I was really tired and my eyes didn't want to work ]

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

[Everyone was thoroughly disgusted by it, but I actually liked it. Tam did too... that's why we are Smut Soul-Mates!]

[Dean Thomas]

[Yeah, I read like the first two sentances....lol]

[Guest]

I wouldn't say I was disgusted.
Merely disturbed.
Though, now that I am more than tipsy, I may go reread it to see if I change my mind.

[Dean Thomas]

Tipsy in real life?

[Guest]

Indeed.
*waves beer about*

[Dean Thomas]

*thinks about grabbing a beer....*

[Guest]

*just died laughing at this and sloshed beer down her shirt*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

[Sorry I got distracted by porn... um what?

Oh DENDROPHILIA smut! ummmmmm I liked it, a lot. Also read a really hot Padfood/Severus one... that's when I changed my mind about beastiality porn.... ummmmm WHAT?! Who said that?

Wishes she were at home so she could drink a Woodchuck with yall!]

[Dean Thomas]

*really wishes the liquor store was open so I could get real tequila*

[Guest]

*really wishes the liquor store was open so I could get real tequila*

*has a nice new enormous bottle of Jose Cuervo in her liquor cabinet*

[Danni Grindelwald]

1) your favorite pairing(s)
SNUPIN!
2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
Cuz I'm addicted.
3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Wit?

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