Re: Smut Squad: Rated R

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 5:39 am

Severus Snape wrote:
Dean Thomas wrote:*really wishes the liquor store was open so I could get real tequila*

*has a nice new enormous bottle of Jose Cuervo in her liquor cabinet*

*is extremely jealous.* also...*thinks of the things tequila made me do the last time I drank it.....* Embarassed

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:41 am

*has never really had tequila on its own, but has an immortal love of margaritas and mojitos*

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 5:42 am

OMG I tried Patron for the first time a couple weeks ago, and it is amazing!!! You don't even need "training wheels" *is not promoting underage drinking.....*

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:44 am

lol training wheels

crap when was the last time I was really drunk?
i don't remember...
i try not to get drunk, i'm a slutty drunk

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 5:47 am

I'm an overly happy drunk. I would seriously hug my worst enemy....it's not good....

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 5:47 am

Danni is in!

Welcome!

[Does not like tequila much, but is awesome at doing shots of it! Prefers rum...]

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:47 am

given how hot some of my enemies in high school were, i'd probably bang one of them

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 5:47 am

YAY DANNI!!!!!!!!!

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:49 am

OOH SHOTS!
I LIKE SHOTS!
ESPECIALLY BODY SHOTS!
*happy memories of her sweet sixteen*

[yes. we did body shots without the alcohol that time actually, because my mom was there.
still fun.]

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 5:52 am

SHOTS ARE MY FAVORITE (that's why I love tequila so much)

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 5:56 am

*has never done body shots... looks at Koemi hopefully.*

I kick ass at taking shots! At my last birthday I let everyone spank me 21 times any way they want and someone told me to take a shot of vodka (I hate shooting vodka) while getting spanked and it was definitely one of the most hardcore things I've ever done, ever!

Guest March 18th 2010, 5:58 am

... That sounds like a ridiculous amount of fun.
*likes being spanked*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:06 am

Oh it was amazing!!!

One guy hit me with his leather belt. That was rough! The next morning my ass was sooo bruised there was less bare parts, than bruised parts. It was so awesome!

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:08 am

I'm jealous.
I still have yet to hook up with someone who likes it as rough as I do.
Which, as I recently discovered, is a lot more than I thought it was.
I'm slightly disturbed by how much I loved some parts of my hook up on Monday.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:14 am

Koemi is my kinky soul-mate. She is totally ok with hitting me with my studded belt and my paddle. I used to have a bunch of pictures of our backs after our sessions, but they died with my old computer. Sad

I've pretty much piqued her interest in almost all my fantasies. There's still only one she's kind of iffy about, but I'm surprised by how much she wants to try too. XD

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:15 am

*is insanely jealous*
What fantasy is this? *winks*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:16 am

Edit: We just dubbed that fetish "That-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named". I feel like Im trying to fuck Voldy now. lol

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:17 am

The only one I refuse to write smut about! So I'm not telling. It took a lot for me to tell Koemi. >.<

My lips are sealed :X

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:17 am

hahahhaa, nice.

I'm depressed.
I have never had sex with a girl, because all my relationships with women are short lived and casual, and my only long term one was long distance...
This needs to change, NOW.

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:17 am

Adrian Black wrote:The only one I refuse to write smut about! So I'm not telling. It took a lot for me to tell Koemi. >.<

My lips are sealed :X

I will now never stop wondering, and I may explode from curiosity.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 6:21 am

I may also explode from curiousity

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:22 am

I don't really know what my fantasies are anymore, things have changed.
*goes to daydream*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:22 am

It is. Koemi is my first sexual relationship. I had sex with a girl before, but we didn't date, and I dated a girl before, but we didn't have sex. My ex-bf was kinky too, but I brought it out of him. Koemi was kinky before me, but more of a closet freak.... no one really knew, but I've opened her up. Everyone I know, knows I'm kinky. If they didn't, my birthday party was a dead give away!

You can be curious all you want, but I'm not telling!

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:24 am

What must I do to get you to tell me?
Because I shall do many things.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:26 am

I will make you a deal...

If you, Sevvykin Snape, make me some beautiful IC (not dream) smut with Draco and/or Pansy... where Sev has his penis up Draco's bum, I will PM you my kinky fetish. >.<

I'm embarrassed...

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