Re: The Apple Trees

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 21st 2010, 6:34 pm

Viktor looks up and gives Scorpius the 'sup' nod. "Not much. You?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** May 21st 2010, 6:40 pm

"Not much crack-a-lackin' with me. Though dawg, there's somethin' I gotta talk to you about," he admits hesitantly , thinking of the Gellerus scene he saw a few nights okay. "I'm just...afraid it will leave you trippin'."

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 21st 2010, 6:42 pm

Viktor frowns. "Vot is it?"

**Scorpius Malfoy** May 21st 2010, 6:54 pm

"Well, here's how it went down homie. I was on my way to see my chick, when all of a sudden there's this door. I looked inside, and I was like, "nu-uh. Oh hells to the no!" Son, yo crazy ex with his cavi had that Grindelwald bitch in the sack. I just left the scene, cuz you know how I do," he says popping his collar.

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 21st 2010, 7:00 pm

Viktor has never been so confused in his life. He thought his English was pretty fucking fantastic, but what Scorpius just said made no sense at all. Crazy ex. Cavi. Grindewald. Sack- OH HELL NO. HELLZ NO. "He-" Viktor's face fell into the saddest fucking face you could ever see on a human being. Yup. That sad. "Oh."

**Scorpius Malfoy** May 21st 2010, 7:05 pm

"I'm so sorry brotha," he says sympathetically as Viktor looks positively worse. He looks even worse than the time Scorpius was in da hood, rollin' wit his windows down, and his gang brotha' gots shot. Worse than that. "It's whack man, I know," he says shaking his head. "I'm sorry you had to find out about this, but you deserve to know dawg. Aight?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive May 21st 2010, 7:09 pm

He nods slowly. "I need to go." He grabs his knitting supplies and stands up. He shoots Scorp the Bulgarian gangsta West side hand gesture which looks like some cool thing. "Peace out homie. Catch you on the flip side."

**Scorpius Malfoy** May 21st 2010, 7:19 pm

"Aight, fo shizzle mah nizzle," he says, hoping that their next meeting will be better than this. His poor home-skillet. "See you later dawg." Scorpius stands up from where he was sitting with ease and swaggers, looking like a fool with his pants on the ground, back to the castle. He decides to go and find his black brotha from anotha motha, Blaise, cuz he hasn't seen his homeboy in ages.

**Dean Thomas** May 22nd 2010, 4:42 am

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Guest May 23rd 2010, 6:31 pm

Anne comes down from the castle to the apple trees. She looks around for a good apple because there are those apples that look good on the outside but are all soft on the inside and those apples are just crappy.

**Lucy Weasley** May 24th 2010, 10:16 pm

Fabian walks down to the trees and lays down to relax because Cissy is bored, but would feel weird posting in the 'Bored' thread, so Fabian will just chill here until someone comes along.

Guest May 24th 2010, 10:31 pm

[I AM THE STRAIGHT VERSION OF FABIAN. WE MUST MEET. AND HAIR FLIP. NOW.]

Sirius wanders down to the trees where he sees Fabian the Flamboyant. "Hey," he said, flashing him the Siriusly Sexy Sirius Smile.

**Lucy Weasley** May 24th 2010, 10:34 pm

Fabian, who hasn't met Sirius officially and doesn't really remember him beating up Krum, sits up and smiles in a charming manner. "Hello there," he says. "I'm Fabian. You are...?" he asks.

Guest May 24th 2010, 10:36 pm

Sirius knows who Fabian is because everyone knows who Fabian is. "Of course you're Fabian," he said with a laugh. "I'm Sirius. Sirius Black. I believe we have a common friend in Viktor Krum," he said, plucking an apple off the tree. "What brings your fabulous self out here today?"

**Lucy Weasley** May 24th 2010, 10:40 pm

"Ah," Fabian says with a nod. He brushes some hair out of his eyes. "I decided it was much too hot out to stay indoors, so I decided to come outside." He reached up for an apple himself. "It seriously is far too humid out. My hair's getting all frizzy!" he crinkled his nose. "And you? What are you doing about on this far-too-sticky day?"

[IT'S SOO HUMID OUT RIGHT NOW. I'M DYING.]

Guest May 24th 2010, 10:43 pm

Sirius nodded in agreement. "I know, right? I hate when the weather does this to my hair. It should be a crime for it to be this humid, I mean, just look at me!" Sirius shakes his hair out of his eyes and smiles at him. "Mostly just wandering about, flaunting my fabulous self. Because that's what I do, I mean, I'm Siriusly Sexy Black."

**Lucy Weasley** May 24th 2010, 10:47 pm

Fabian had to admit, Sirius WAS pretty sexy. But, as Fabian realized that he called himself fabulous, Fabian's eyes narrowed and he snapped in anger. "Nu-uh. You did NOT just use my word. Fabulous belongs to me." he dropped his hand to his side. "Seriously. Ask anyone. It's my trademark." he said with a sexy hair flip.

Guest May 24th 2010, 10:49 pm

"WHAT. Oh, hell no. I am fucking fabulous. Like, that's MY WORD. I swear, I was that little two year old kid on his first broomstick going, 'SUP. I'm Sirius Black, and I'm amazing and fabulous.' Dead serious. No, not dead SIRIUS. But, you get the point. This shit don't roll with me," he said, narrowing his eyes and doing his own hair flip.

**Lucy Weasley** May 24th 2010, 10:54 pm

"You've GOT to be kidding me." Fabian says, putting his hands on his hips. "I am far more fabulous than you. My name is FABIAN. I put the 'FAB' in FABULOUS. You don't just strut in here and take people's words. It's rude." he looks at his nails. "Besides, I'm, like, the token sassy gay guy of Hogwarts. I deserve fabulous."

Guest May 25th 2010, 2:11 am

"First off, I always strut. I don't know how to NOT strut. Second, yeah, you're the token sassy gay guy, but I'm the token sexy rugged badass with the FABULOUS HAIR. And my hair is SO MUCH more fabulous than yours. That's right, I said it. My hair is more fabulous than YOURS," he taunted, but his eyes showed he was only joking with him and didn't mean any real harm to his pride. "I do believe I am the fabulous one here."

**Lucy Weasley** May 25th 2010, 3:40 am

Fabian scoffed and mockingly put a hand over his heart. "Oh, your words! They kill me!" he said with a melodramatic pose. "But, quite honestly, you have obviously never seen my hair," he said with what was perhaps the best hair flip of all time. "Look at its volume! Its shine! Its silky-smoothness! Its luscious quality." he smirked. "There is no way that your hair beats mine."

Guest May 27th 2010, 2:44 am

"Uh, hello? Are you blind? Do you not see the way the radiant sun reflects off of my ebony strands? Feel the soft, silky hair! Do you know how many women would DIE to run their hands through it- er, and guys, I suppose," he said with a laugh, thinking of Viktor and the way he'd entangled his fingers in his hair that night in the shack. "I do believe my hair is far more attractive than yours, blondie. Everyone prefers a brunette anyway."

**Lucy Weasley** May 27th 2010, 2:51 am

"Your hair?" Fabian asked with a snort. "Your hair looks like a mop. An old, dirty, tangled mop that desperately needs the attention of a barber." he put his hands on his hip. "Not to mention, I can flip my hair like there's no tomorrow. Can you? I thought not." he said with another fabulous Fabian flip.

Guest May 27th 2010, 3:06 am

"Dirty!??!? My hair, dirty? I think not, with my regimen. And you keep your barbers away from my hair, it's long and it's STAYING long. As for the hair flip- dude, I've been doing that since before I even HAD hair!" Sirius does the best hair flip you have EVER SEEN.

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